The Governor Gets the Bad News
The Governor Gets the Bad News
By Elton Camp
Since President Obama can’t run again
The presidency is open for anyone to win
The salary’s okay, but nothing so great
But the benefits would be hard to hate
In free, public housing POTUS resides
And is supplied a long, black limo besides
He never has to mow the yard or weed
A plumber’s on staff to meet any need
Another bonus that is extremely neat
He has Camp David as his own retreat
A staff of servants are at his command
A fine jet’s ready to use on his demand
Chris Christie thought all that was so fine
“Oh, how much I wish that job were mine!”
But he didn’t welcome with the same delight
Finding POTUS pays for his food--every bite
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