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Failed Swingers' Party - bawdy

THeir plan - in each oriface pour some Vaseline, KY and more... with rings of the bell they both had to yell, "Too greasy to open the door."

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 7/18/2025 10:01:00 AM

A cute one that made me smile. Hope all is well your way. love phyl

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/16/2025 9:06:00 AM

haha, no more swingers allowed!

Paul Bell

Date: 7/16/2025 9:05:00 AM

Hate when that happens. I like it when you throw your car keys into the bowl, and you spot a Porsche set, and totally forget the swinging in favour of a different ride.

Joseph May

Date: 7/16/2025 7:12:00 AM

Lol, Nicely done

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/16/2025 6:00:00 AM

Creative one and quite slippery. Thanks for all the visits to my page with the nice comments. As of right now, I can't enter a contest or do comments on my comments because I am using my husband's computer. Sara K

Jan Allison

Date: 7/16/2025 5:25:00 AM

omg jack - hubby and i do swing dancing - not this sort of swinging lol am creased up laughing here! hugs jan xx