The Sauce is the Boss
Big news! Sponge Bob married Miss Piggy!
Got pregnant and named the kid Twiggy.
Piggy's sauce was the boss,
Twiggy sucked up the sauce,
But, it made Twiggy a bit jiggy!
Her thirst for Piggy's sauce wouldn't stop,
Sucked it down to the very last drop!
Then Twiggy kept yellin',
Her belly kept swellin',
Looked like a seed tick ready to Pop!
Poor Sponge Bob, had no clue what to do,
So, he bounced off the walls till he knew.
Had to drop to his knees,
To give Twiggy a squeeze,
Leaked sauce on herself, Bob, and Mom too!
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