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Neal and Bob

Meet Bob:
Bob just lost his job!
Toiled twenty years.
Poor pitiful slob.

Meet Neal:
He cut a better deal!
Foiled his pension,
When he ratted out Bob.

Back to Bob:
Heard about Neal!
Heard about the deal,
Neal got robbed by Bob.

Neal shot Bob!
Bob bled on Neal!
Aah, who cares?
Anybody got time for Neal and Bob?

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/20/2025 6:52:00 PM

Not sure why, but this has me howling, Randy. ~ gw

Randy Freie
Date: 8/20/2025 7:45:00 PM

Brother Wolf, I can't figure it out either. My mind ain't right, cuz I need more sleep at night. But I know, despite my fault, I recommend you read my "Sink 'n Salt." Being second generation Navy, I'm particularly proud of it. Again, thanks for your continued support.