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Gee Whiz Poems - Poems about Gee Whiz

Premium Member Critics Twist the Knife in - Deep
... Golly, gee willikers, gee whiz My punch lines have lost all their fizz ~ Where has that fizz gone It’s missing since dawn ~ Critics say: ‘Tis what ‘tis what ‘ti......

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Categories: gee whiz, deep, humor, humorous, loss,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Word
...Word Everything Can Be Interpreted Wrong. But You KNOW. Gee Whiz. -Gray Squirrel 09-01-2024......

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Categories: gee whiz, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Poot-Toot University
...Can't believe I'm penning this mess, but I must address the gifted poetess, Jan Allison has a degree from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, she has a PhD in Fartology. An expert she is, a......

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Categories: gee whiz, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Cool Beans
...Sip…sip…w’zup sippity-doo-da day robust bouncing cool beans with a shaka sign super-duper gee whiz jiff by golly ding-dong it’s gonna be the best D D D D D D......

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Categories: gee whiz, drink, joy,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Leave It All Behind II
...Leave It All Behind II Humans are Apes Looking a bit different (A lot of character) From the way we look now * Are to go through So many changes Physical Cognitive Emotional * So many cha......

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Categories: gee whiz, creation, culture,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Because I'm Passionate
...I'm passionate to the people, the ones I love the most And I'm passionate to the holy ones, the spirits and the ghosts I'm passionate to most people, that are thoughtful, kind and true And I'......

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Categories: gee whiz, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Away At the Dentist
...Away at the dentist No relief all night If he starts to hurt me his hand I will bite When I open my mouth he says, "There it is. You've got a cavity." Well duh, Doc. Gee whiz I'll need a......

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Categories: gee whiz, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Halibut
...I’m not a fan of seafood but don’t mind a tuna salad or fried fish with fries. In England, that’s called fish ‘n’ chips. I find the same name used on menus here. My eyes spy that title easily. I ......

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Categories: gee whiz, fish,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Zigzag Road
...The road to true love couldn't be more crooked. It's tough to navigate. The forks do get rough and wicked; They're never straigh......

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Categories: gee whiz, adventure, encouraging, life, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Fascinating Contraption
...An umbrella is a fascinating contraption An apparatus with unparalleled import, It has evolved through many an adaption So let us never, inadvertently, sell it short. The English, yes,......

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Categories: gee whiz, rain, weather, words,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Wallace, Wally, Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
...Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his fl......

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Categories: gee whiz, humor, teenage,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Why God Needs Us
...Some people claim that our God doesn’t need us Mighty and great that He is He could dispense with the trouble to feed us He doesn’t get us, gee whiz Man is a notion of love and devotion Father......

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Categories: gee whiz, family, god, love,
Form: Rhyme
After the Vote
...everyone says to go vote a heavy weight we all tote forced to choose does it even matter who will win who will lose do the results mean we see change the whole idea of today's politics is quit......

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Categories: gee whiz, political, truth, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
Albert's Family's Eulogy
...We’d just buried poor old Peter and we’re back now at his wake, and of course it’s sad to see him gone but it’s great we can partake, in giving comfort to his widow now that the hardest part is don......

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Categories: gee whiz, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Elephant Who Lost a Shoe
...‘Great Scott, shucks and darn, I’ve gone and lost a shoe’ cursed the elephant followed by ‘this simply will not do!’ ‘The blasted thing is far too loose, I should have had it mended! So, whoever h......

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Categories: gee whiz, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme

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