Long Gee whiz Poems

We’d just buried poor old Peter and we’re back now at his wake,
and of course it’s sad to see him gone but it’s great we can partake,
in giving comfort to his widow now that the...

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. Mouser.

The distillery cat was flat on his back
He’d had too much to drink.
The silly moggy his mind was foggy
He could hardly think.

It was thee day he was on his way
His time was really up.
The...

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It's Christmas Eve and little Steve is sleeping like an angel
He knows Santa's sleigh is on the way with cookies on the table
The stockings are hung, the tree is trimmed, the feel of Bliss
The house...

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After the night storms the morning comes wet, cold, damp, dark and cloudy.
The only shelter I had was the broken down fence that I crawled under.
Oh! How my body hurts I barely made it under...

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Feel like a prostitute, only used at night

Never appreciated, I don't think its right

People make use of me with little thought at all

Without me they'd be in the dark, could trip or fall

 

Never worry...

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playground politics

we zap and zip
read my lips
we hide and seek
from teacher's peek
on swings
we wing 
on slides
we cried
marbles play 
swords we flay
should i repeat
another beat
marbles play
swords we flay
never mind 
what we find
king of the hill
jack and...

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Her name was Ethel....(yes, like the gasoline)
She smelled of menthol...(much like Vick's Vaseline)
A long time neighbor, from down the lane
She was married twice...(or was it thrice?)...
A widowed lady, we knew her well

A bit disgruntled, and...

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everyone says to go vote
a heavy weight we all tote
forced to choose 
does it even matter who will win
who will lose
do the results mean we see change
the whole idea of today's politics is quite strange
a...

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‘Great Scott, shucks and darn, I’ve gone and lost a shoe’
cursed the elephant followed by ‘this simply will not do!’
‘The blasted thing is far too loose, I should have had it mended!
So, whoever has found...

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Black-Eyed Peas for New Year’s Meal


Black-Eyed Peas
Black-Eyed Peas

I’m going to freeze
If I don’t eat Black-eyed peas
On New Year’s Day

Black-Eyed Peas
Black-Eyed Peas

Gee Whiz please!
Gotta have those Black-eyed peas
Mammy and Pappy always 
Said, “Eat Black-eyed peas
And you...

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"Get yourself a pack of gum 
and come On out Kid," he wrote,  
enclosing the newspaper ad for aspiring 
models and showgirls. My gay best 
friend who skipped town for a better life 
in...

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Some people claim that our God doesn’t need us
Mighty and great that He is
He could dispense with the trouble to feed us
He doesn’t get us, gee whiz

Man is a notion of love and devotion
Fathered by...

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The road to true love couldn't be more crooked.
          It's tough to navigate. 
      The forks do get rough and wicked;
...

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Fragrances of honeysuckle in the air
and everywhere from a mountain top
somewhere well he reigns as king
having the fire inside... bold and courageous
he is like thunder and lightning from the sky
Supreme commander of the Cosmos and...

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Jack the Quatrain King a possible moniker 
When it comes to quatrains, he’s an astonisher
With humor and wit he deliver’s his world view
Unfortunately now, he’s part of a silly clerihew 


Linda or A Poet Destroyer
I...

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I'm passionate to the people, the ones I love the most 
And I'm passionate to the holy ones, the spirits and the ghosts
 
I'm passionate to most people, that are thoughtful, kind and true 
And...

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This is something old Walter never talked about

But I wonder if Mickey and Minnie ever made out

Judging by their physiques, might have been quite a challenge

Can't you just imagine Mickey yelling out those bad words

Like,...

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Busy bees, honey please, 
fuzzy golden brown seas,  
displeased feverish breeze.

I've tried so hard to keep
the bees off the three sheep,
but these bees seem to wheeze
on by the trees and tease.

Gee whiz! Don't they...

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While eating my lunch...at the SANTA PIE restaurant 
BABIES IN PIELAND...were sitting next to me and my aunt 
We were telling them stories...like HOW THE PIE STOLE CHRISTMAS 
And how the PIE-RATES of the Caribbean...

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Is it only me or does anyone else think its gross, 
to hear your date say, I haven't been with thirty people but close.
When I asked you what your number is,
I don't want to have...

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This is something old Walter never talked about

But I wonder if Mickey and Minnie ever made out

Judging by their physiques might have been quite a challenge

Can't you just imagine Mickey yelling out those bad words

Like,...

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So when I look out into our atmosphere,
Gee Whiz! I’m thinking God it is so bare.
But there are dynasties just everywhere!
 
Their quandary is the universal link all for all,
They pluck through their greatest then...

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An umbrella is a fascinating contraption
An apparatus with unparalleled import,
It has evolved through many an adaption
So let us never, inadvertently, sell it short.
The English, yes, they call it a bumbershoot
And for years I didn’t know...

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Hotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just  I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off that is
gee whiz
can’t ya take a joke?
Lost in smoke
years since...

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I’m not a fan of seafood but don’t mind
a tuna salad or fried fish with fries.
In England, that’s called fish ‘n’ chips. I find
the same name used on menus here. My eyes
spy that title easily....

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