Short Gee Whiz Poems

What are you up to?
You
Love
Lord...

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The real me is what you read here
No pretenses, no need to put on airs
What you see is all there is
Gosh, golly, gee whiz
Used to be deeper but now a little weird...

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Golly, yes and gee whiz,
Go get app that and this.
Gizmos rule galaxies.
Gift life the wizardry 
Gateway marvels should be.
Gain I not from apps game,
Gaps in brain are to blame.




Date:  December 2, 2016
Pleiades G - Kim Merryman
howmanysyllables.com used...

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Away at the dentist 
No relief all night
If he starts to hurt me
his hand I will bite

When I open my mouth
he says, "There it is.
You've got a cavity."
Well duh, Doc. Gee whiz

I'll need an injection
to handle the fill
My request was ignored
cause I hear the drill

This is taking too long
I think I might faint
This guy must be a quack
A dentist he ain't...

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A request by a poet to write
About a pic she sent me tonight
I don't know what it is
Give me a clue, gee whiz
If I write, will it turn out alright






Dane Ann kindly pinged a picture of a plant to write about.
To be honest I never had a Scooby Do what it was, hence my Limerick
I'll be getting detention, amd a note saying 'could do better'









http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...

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Gee Whiz
I ate a sandwich made of wurst
with four large beers to quench my thirst
because my clothing was of worsted
I was extremely hot and really thirsted
I drank some more and nearly bursted
I  ran to the john to relieve my pain
I had to wait for I wasn't firsted
when it was free I  hurriedly ran
the whiz came out like heavy rain
after relief I repeated the act
and then went home for another snack

©Ralph Sergi Contest...

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A zebra looked in the mirror one day

His stripes were fading from black to green

His eyes looked sallow and his stomach upset

Like when he ate too much candy on Halloween


He took some brown paint and covered his green stripes

Remembering the color wheel from third grade art

Brown plus green equals a return to black

He looked in the mirror and said, “Gee whiz! I’m smart!”


Written by Gwendolen Rix
5-20-14
For my grandson Sebastian...

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Wallace “Wally” Cleaver
handsome, well-liked high achiever,
befriended Eddie, so unlike him.
Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim!

Eddie Haskell
was a neat, slick, conniving rascal.
With his flattery and pseudo-smiles,
he spiced up the show with his wiles. 

Leave It to Beaver

*Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.”

September 29, 2021
entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest     Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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What will I do?
I can't decide.
As in this world,
I must abide.

Where will I go?
Where will I be?
In maybe ten years,
Or maybe twenty.

Will I have children,
A house or a job.
Or will I be myself,
A big fat blob.

I have no purpose,
I know it's true.
The thought of it,
Makes me feel blue.

Will I have kids,
That will love me?
Or am I barking,
Up the wrong tree.

Whatever my purpose,
Whatever it is,
Maybe someday I'll find it.
Maybe someday. GEE WHIZ!...

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School was crummy. Classmates mean.
Holden Caulfield, aged sixteen
dropped out to the New York City scene.
There he wandered, Sorrow's Son,
overgrown but underdone.
Seared by girls, it wasn't fun.
Broke, disheartened, home he slid.
Sister Phoebe, a perky kid
boosted him up. She really did,
but only for a moment though.
Down the skids alas he'll go
landing in a shrink chateau.
Oh what torment must be his
who God damns yet feels. Gee whiz!
Youth is ruff. It really is....

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