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Gee Whiz

Gee Whiz
I ate a sandwich made of wurst
with four large beers to quench my thirst
because my clothing was of worsted
I was extremely hot and really thirsted
I drank some more and nearly bursted
I  ran to the john to relieve my pain
I had to wait for I wasn't firsted
when it was free I  hurriedly ran
the whiz came out like heavy rain
after relief I repeated the act
and then went home for another snack

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