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Poot-Toot University

Can't believe I'm penning this mess,
but I must address the gifted poetess,
Jan Allison has a degree from the
distinguished Poot-Toot University,
she has a PhD in Fartology.
An expert she is,
and, gee whiz,
anyone who writes of farts
so funnily,
is the "Queen of Flatulence,"
a PoetrySoup decree!

And yes, I know some are offended
by potty humor,
but we need comic relief in
the literary til we laugh ourselves
into a stupor,
as this world has much strife,
even if it's gaseous,
laughter heals life. ~

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/11/2024 3:38:00 AM

Regina, a great tribute poem for Jan. I enjoyed this, so funny and cute.

Regina Elliott
Date: 7/11/2024 10:18:00 AM

Thank you so much, Tania, so very kind of you. I enjoyed penning this tribute to Jan. Have a lovely July afternoon. Blessings xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/10/2024 9:42:00 AM

This is a classy write about Jan, Regina… even if it’s a titch gassy. ;-) Poetry should be enjoyed and Jan brings laughter to many of us with her potty wit. Nicely written, Regina.

Regina Elliott
Date: 7/10/2024 10:59:00 AM

Thank you so much, Lin. Jan brings smiles, and I definitely wanted to pen a tribute to her and her funny poems. Have a splendid July afternoon, and many blessings to you :)

Jan Allison

Date: 7/10/2024 9:30:00 AM

this is hilariarse Regina! thanks for such a fun tribute. we definitely need more humour in our lives and in soup and I know my poop poems aren't appreciated by everyone so i am saving them (and the risque rhymes) for my next book lol:-) hugs Jan - a massive fave of course!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2024 10:20:00 AM

I will let you know when book #2 is out - it will be my last one:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Elliott
Date: 7/10/2024 11:02:00 AM

You're so welcome, Jan. My deep gratitude for the FAVE! Let me know when your book is available to buy. Have a grand July evening with family. Blessings :)))

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/9/2024 4:21:00 PM

Agreed. Jan's poetry is a gas. ~ Flatulence forever, gw

Regina Elliott
Date: 7/10/2024 8:35:00 AM

Hi Gershon, in this troubled world we need the comic relief. Those who are "offended" by potty humor shouldn't bully others who find humor in it. Thank you for coming by and being supportive, good poetry friend.