Prank Poems - Poems about Prank

The Joker, with grin wide and wild, Tried to prank Batman, so beguiled. He launched a cream pie, Which hit his own eye, "My humor," he shrieked, "is defiled!" ©bfa031625 ...

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Deep in the unfettered land of Rainbow Forest…sit of child of Never Known. A toddler boy, appeared in the realm to see what he saw with an origin unknown. A wail, a whimper, a cry to the untouched flowers and trees. No other child is around…no movement he sees. The wind is mild and the...

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I'd sit on his lap, content as can be, until he'd slide those dentures out and giggle with glee.. My two year old self would reach out to grab, he'd suck them back in before I could nab.. With time as I began to age his talented teeth ceased to amaze. No longer two and as wide-eyed, I'd yell "stupid Poppa" and from his lap...

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AN ANECDOTE FROM THE PAST... Names of places and persons have either been changed or omitted to protect identity. It was a late summer’s night warm and balmy, Camping we were high in the lofty mountains; I was lying on a cot made of some uncomfortable fibre, Mate Sandeep was sleeping on another cot not far away; Both were retired for...

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When Hank wanted to pull a prank He would have God Himself to thank sank into a corrupt bankrupt bank Haiku Sort of o would love from above...

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This little lie you're sold, it's gonna grow some mold. This little lie you're sold, it's gonna grow some mold. This little lie you're sold, its gonna grow some mold, grow some mold, grow some mold! Spread the lie to others DON'T! I'm gonna speak some truth. Spread the lie to others DON'T! I'm gonna speak some truth. Spread the...

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Focus on a plot, may you like a lot, in this beginning so you introduce- at it's middle you did deduce- an end- is what you have, too produce- Testing this out; you dial out any number, ask! is Perry - Slap Happy News there with you? polite voice on that other end said; wrong # try again, this is Tate,...

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In the Nineties Clyde’s heart sank: The slowest to rise in rank! You’d think him some faulty shank, The air about his room dank But he was filling his tank For being no stranger to prank That made less rich a bank… Still, not the gods would Clyde thank. In life he’s at the bottom And to others An Atom: Some witch beating the tom-tom That...

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Nothing like an after-dinner prank Hey, where are all the fish in the tank...

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I wasn’t trying to do any harm I just wanted to hear the fire alarm In their run for the door Someone fell on the floor My behavior was below the school’s norm...

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In the night came a thud on our roof Seems the rock in a sock was a spoof A young kid had some fun, My Dad got out his gun And the kid running home was the proof. Written March 30, 2022...

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My Uncle Bill thought it would be hilarious and fun. To warn a fellow merchant of a shoplifter - Miss Gun. The employees followed her all over the store that day. They reported that she left quickly, as if she was running away. She came outside and we could see she was in a snit. She had a red face,...

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Gray fog ease under darken night; Consumed by tears and frozen fright. Trees lie upon forest dense floor, As bitter chill wind flows and snore. In darkness inward whirls around. Wolfs, howl! Owl hoots! A riled screams sound. I am chill to the bone; I shout. Flashlight flickered, flared and went out. The doorknob turns. Shush, not a word; It shuts close, snap of...

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I was maybe two or, possibly, three When I tossed our cat into the deep well As a toddler, I was on a playful spree. I am certain everyone would now agree My reasoning, it would be hard to tell, I was maybe two or, possibly, three. I was much too young, as anyone can see, To think it anything other than...

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In the name of Prank What are we doing? Abusing and humiliating Flirting and dating Pushing and pulling Trolling and mocking Slapping and thoking Subscribing and sharing Spitting and daring Attacking and throwing What are we doing? Where are we going? I will never fit in. That's one of my best qualities. Terri Willingham....

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