Prank of Uncle Bill

My Uncle Bill thought it would be hilarious and fun. To warn a fellow merchant of a shoplifter - Miss Gun. The employees followed her all over the store that day. They reported that she left quickly, as if she was running away. She came outside and we could see she was in a snit. She had a red face, and brown eyes were flashing quite a bit. What is wrong? Someone asked and Bill could not stop his grin. I noticed it, and so did my unobserving usually ten-year-old twin. Our Aunt Marge was in a horrible mood when to home we returned. Those employees followed me the whole time! She was truly burned. Bill kept laughing but did not tell the rest of us of his prank. Until Marge left. She was the oldest sister, and could be a real crank.