Best Prank Poems

TEENAGE PRANK

shoes tied together
slide out of sight on high wire ~
historical feat

10/8/2017...

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A Pranksters Prank


Nigel went to school one day
Thought he’d play a prank per say
Put glue on to the teachers chair
Told the others stand back and beware.

Nigel looked out the window as she came in
He had to look quite innocent and not grin
Clare Adams sat down...

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The higher the rank, 
the droller the prank.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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The President was woke by his generals
a message hard to understand,
their nuclear missiles had all turned to chocolate
in silos all over the land.
The warheads, once fissile uranium
or Hydrogen, ten megatons
now smelt like fresh brownies or steaming Cocoa
and the same thing applied to all guns.
The bullets...

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It started as a joke, a mere college prank,
the fraternity house having a good time;
far too much alcohol the pledges drank.
With all the young men being in their prime,
no one considered the likelihood of crime.

Around midnight they were having great fun
laughing and shouting without any...

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In the night came a thud on our roof
Seems the rock in a sock was a spoof
A young kid had some fun,
My Dad got out his gun
And the kid running home was the proof.

Written March 30, 2022...

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A man became CEO of a corporation, that was his job.
He became a millionaire and that turned him into a snob.
He bragged because he had several million dollars in the bank.
He needed to be taken down a peg so we decided to pull a prank.
My...

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Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool".
They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers.
They started laughing and...

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Do rubles rain right into his bank?
Tells many lies, can Trump be frank?
Made appointments, but they stank.
His approval ratings again just sank.
Investigated, so gave Comey yank!
Most now think he’s a hopeless wank.


[just having a little fun at Orange Trumplestiltskin)...

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Nothing like an after-dinner prank
    Hey, where are all the fish in the tank...

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I wasn’t trying to do any harm
I just wanted to hear the fire alarm
In their run for the door
Someone fell on the floor
My behavior was below the school’s norm...

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April Fools is on the new horizon 
When the next time the sun rises 
There will be innocent fibbing and lying 
Is it a prank, a joke? 
Or just a forum for one to stand up to insult? 
It is a whole day dedicated to...

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When young to keep my illness at bay 
I had to eat some dirt everyday
It sure tasted bad
But I was real glad
My older brother told me the way!...

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There you are my April Fool
You're meant to be as me
When you can say you're only truth
is that you're left to be

When only you can say you're proof
of what was meant to be
When only you can say the truth
is that you're taught by we...

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I have walked roads so wide
I have seen beauty held in pride
To be frank,
You’re beauty’s bank
Your body has a voice
That weakens my choice.
You’re a woman to fill my life
Someday, you will be my wife
Darling, you’re too rich in beauty
For poverty
And too mature for puberty
Beauty and...

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