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Nutty Poems - Poems about Nutty

Premium Member Nutty As a Fruitcake
When confused or excited, Phil chatters inanely. When he’s irked, he’s not placid; He gestures insanely. When he’s full of strange antics, some folks won’t go near him. He just gets on their last nerve-- no reason to fear him. When he makes wild suggestions, his family get surly, and his friends are disparaging: “Phil, don’t be squirrelly!” They think Phil’s such a fruitcake, a loser, a dummy. He...

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Categories: nutty, motivation, success,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Fickle Pickle
A fickle pickle occurs when a barytic agent is introduced. Moving onward to eat one of the tainted fruits, the result is shameless drunken bacchanal behavior. Vomiting may produce sintered clumps. Extralinguistic speech may occur with reversionary doubting crosshatched with psychical deformities of the tongue. Curdling spital may also be present. Unspecific hallucinations, plainspoken...

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Categories: nutty, cheer up,
Form: Prose



Premium Member Nutty Squirrel
He stops Then hops On sill His thrill To peek And seek Highjack A snack Eyes flare With glare Embrace My face To hand A grand Cool treat To eat Give bread Instead Not fit ...

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Categories: nutty, animal, cute, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Nutty
I told my brother “I’m having a problem with squirrels in my attic.” He replied “yea they’re looking for nuts.”...

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Categories: nutty, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nutty Squirrels
Slow day Yard play On ground Nuts found Went great Huge weight! Nuts keep Porch heap Tree rats See that Pile boon Steal soon Cat shock Low stock Thief hints Footprints Thief flees Oak tree They saw Break law Rat sneered Pals jeered Glove thrown For Home! Made sling Stretch string Nut shot Load hot! Launch sling Nuts zing! Attack Rats whack Attack Nuts lack Rat pack Nuts back Big rush Brain mush Not think This Stinks Fend self Hog wealth Their greed Plants seed Show care Nuts share Bat, Gat Learned that!...

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Categories: nutty, animal, care, silly,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Bat and Gat: Nutty Squirrels
The cats had a rather slow day So they went to the yard to play All over the ground Were nuts to be found Before long, they had too much to weigh! The porch, not the best place to keep A large store of nuts in a heap The local tree rats Said, “what’s up with that?” Swooped in to see what they could...

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Categories: nutty, animal, hero, silly,
Form: Limerick
A Nutty Poem
Riding in the Wagon over such deep ruts I simply had no choice but to grab his nuts. I didn't want them jarred around didn't want them smashed Didn't want them banged or bruised or even to get bashed. I grabbed them soft as possible in a firm, yet gentle way Didn't want him thinking I'd be holding them all day The road began to straighten out so...

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Categories: nutty, dedication, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nutty
My nutty week stays long in my memory My brain didn't process like it would normally But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin I will share you my tale and shall now begin. Paracetamol had been placed inside the freezer Then found in the bread bin, the daily newspaper My mouthwash was used as a face...

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Categories: nutty, confusion, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nutty
recalcitrant nut will not yield its hidden heart resists invasion patience gone where is hammer? walnut obliterated. " N" Poems Nutty Poetry Contest Sponsored by Constance La France 20/09/2021...

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Categories: nutty, humorous,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Nutty
NUTTY We were in Paso Robles during the fourth of July week-end strolling in the streets, after our sumptuous lunch, where this vintage store caught our attention. My ten year old grandson picked a pack of bubble gum cigarettes and my grandchildren and I settled at the outside bench, just sitting and people watching. He peeled one of the sticks and started...

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Categories: nutty, fun, me, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nutty
I'm nuts! Where should I rhyme, So you are laughing from the guts? Ring! Ring! Ring! Let my poetry sing! Ding Ding! Ding Dong! The lighted doorbell blings! They have me on medicine, cause I am too funny, Honey, let me have you chuckle. I tattooed my knuckles; H A H A! I may have just wasted five of your minutes! With grace...

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Categories: nutty, angel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nutty
There once was a man nicknamed " Nutty " It was down to the way he played Footie, Each match he'd score ten Again and again Then he'd pop off for a pint and a butty. Each family tree has its nuts. Such ones are quirky, have guts! But to them, no surprise! Their mum rolls her eyes. She lets out a sigh...

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Categories: nutty, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nutty Soup
It seems Left true, yet beyond AltRight evangelical reproach, Deliberately violating a democratic governance constitution is analogous to betraying a resident-inclusive cooperatively-governed trust invested in health conserving resilience, ecological and wealth defending resonance, geo-theological secular polypathic with sacred polyphonic co-acclimation, transubstantiated humor creolizing psychology's socio-power analysis and ecology's ecotherapeutic co-investment in bilateral and multilaterally winning sacred scientific revolutions swirling in robust multi-meta paradigms Evolving strings informing/exforming transforming regenerative healthy-wealth of democratically...

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Categories: nutty, culture, games, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Supper With a Megastar
" OFTEN THEY THOUGHT IT PRUDENT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHICH WAY THEIR WORLD WOULD BE. SOME OF THOSE WHO SAID IN CONCERT AFTER THE WORDS WERE REHERSTED, AND THE MUSIC SET IN PLACE AFTER THE CLOTHES WERE CHOSEN, AND FITTED TO EACH PERSON, AFTER THE TIME AND DATES WERE PLANNED AND ALL THE SCHEDULING DONE, WHEN THE INVITATIONS WENT OUT FOR THOSE PEOPLE...

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Categories: nutty, appreciation, encouraging, film, hip
Form: Classicism
Window X
The pot calling the kettle black Is like a sock in the shoe rack The black cat crossing the road X the window lest something explode Ain't life grand with all its fables Knocking on wood sitting at the table Don't step on the sidewalk crack Lest you break granny's back So much fun when you was a child Watching the adults really go...

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Categories: nutty, allusion, childhood, crazy, fear,
Form: Rhyme

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