Nutty

There once was a man nicknamed " Nutty " It was down to the way he played Footie, Each match he'd score ten Again and again Then he'd pop off for a pint and a butty. Each family tree has its nuts. Such ones are quirky, have guts! But to them, no surprise! Their mum rolls her eyes. She lets out a sigh and tuts. He went to a sanitarium. He thought it was an aquarium. " So, I'm nutty says you? You haven't a clue! I'm really a veterinarian. " " You are nutty! " Says you to me. Is this a complement? Am I funny? But then you pretend That it wouldn't offend You ask, " What's the matter honey? " Written 19th September 2021 For the " N " Contest - Sponsor : Constance La France