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Nutty

There once was a man nicknamed " Nutty " It was down to the way he played Footie, Each match he'd score ten Again and again Then he'd pop off for a pint and a butty. Each family tree has its nuts. Such ones are quirky, have guts! But to them, no surprise! Their mum rolls her eyes. She lets out a sigh and tuts. He went to a sanitarium. He thought it was an aquarium. " So, I'm nutty says you? You haven't a clue! I'm really a veterinarian. " " You are nutty! " Says you to me. Is this a complement? Am I funny? But then you pretend That it wouldn't offend You ask, " What's the matter honey? " Written 19th September 2021 For the " N " Contest - Sponsor : Constance La France

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Date: 9/22/2021 3:20:00 PM
Natasha, congratulations on your win in my N contest ~ love and serenity _Constance
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/22/2021 6:26:00 PM
Thank you. It was a fun write :-D
Date: 9/20/2021 3:46:00 PM
An excellent sets of limericks filled with oozing humor. I enjoyed the read. Thank you for sharing your gift. Best wishes for the win! More power to you.
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Date: 9/19/2021 11:17:00 AM
fun string of limerick Natasha:-) hugs Jan xx
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/19/2021 12:53:00 PM
Thanks Jan. This was a fun theme .. lol
Date: 9/19/2021 11:04:00 AM
Lol, well written string of lims Natasha or is it Hazel. Haha. Tom
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/19/2021 12:53:00 PM
Like how you did that Tom.. took me a minute to work out what you meant ha ha! It's Cashew actually .. lol
Date: 9/19/2021 10:54:00 AM
Enjoyed!
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/19/2021 12:54:00 PM
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