Satire Poems | Examples of Satire Poetry

First, remove the eyelids— they hold too much fiberglass. Grind streetlight into gunpowder, cut it with gravel—snort the cocaine dusk. Take the sidewalk like heretic communion, metal-flake wine, asphalt host. She blinks razors. Stars break in her clavicle. You don’t touch her—you calibrate. Banana fingers, bruised and humming, plucking vapor off the fencepost. Storm-laced teeth. Voice as hinge, breath as cordless vacuum throat tightrope over a cheap motel dirty...

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Doctor’s office The fern in the corner is plastic They couldn’t afford silk? There is nothing refreshing about it There is a candy jar The old guy has been up there six times I know because he brings the wrapper to me I am sitting next to the wastepaper basket That fern is disturbing Anything that ugly should not be shared I would be doing...

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I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde, said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride." Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't-- the first thing she did was dump me in dirt. I saddled up hopeful, boots shiny and proud, "Maybe" just yawned and sat down on the ground. I pulled, and I pushed,...

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I. To dream in binary and bits, then copy, send with virus-like, electronic, image file hits. To dream in binary and bits, takes computer programming wits. Like Lawnmower Man, Musk's god-like: but Elon's prone to enraged fits, when Teslas burn by fiery blitz. II. A.I. Chatbots, like Elon's Grok, have smarter...

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Apropos of John H. Doe A name we all know Just like Uncle Sam ~ He too’s on the lam ...

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Holy Slime of Spring™ Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy. Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter egg forged from cosmic sugar. Properties: Sparkles under moonlight Smells faintly of jellybeans, peeps, and ambition Doubles as a universal key for Easter Basket Portals™ Hums quietly when near chocolate Effects (Passive): +2 Egg Luck +1 Bunny Evasion +3...

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REMORSING OF DEVIL False promises and fancy talks, You are narcissist and not God. Fools try to make other fools, Believing that they seem cool. Dawn to dusk mind has a fight, Perplex life and has no light. Empty hands and filled eyes. Dead man moving here and there, Justice of cosmos is very rare. Hurting heart and breaking belief, yeah!!! you...

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KEEP THE TOXIC AWAY SWEEPING UP MY HEART, PUTTING THE TOXIC AWAY. LIVING IN ECSTASY, KEEPING MY BODY SWAY. SING MELONCHOLY STRAIN, REMIND ME OF ALL PAINS MEMORIES OF PAST MAY COME AND GO, BUT ONE NEEDS TO BE IN FLOW. NOW CESTEN MOTIONLESS STILL, AND MOUNTED UP THE HILL. MUSIC IN MY HEART AND I DANCE, KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT BY CHANCE. ...

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The old facts lie, the old truth dies Everything needs update The new facts open our eyes Revisionism is great New lemming-minded must observe This harsh reality The world we thouroughly deserve Our ancestors couldn’t see So after cleaning it looks fine This good old brave new world Its pharisees and philistines Its glorified absurd What’s new, looks old, and in reverse Its all the same,...

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TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny. Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat? Want a cup that knows things? TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves aren’t here to comfort you. They’re here to reveal you. Each bag contains a blend of: Yesterday’s regrets (lightly roasted) Tomorrow’s choices (dried under a blood moon) And just a dash of...

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MysticMisfits™ Staff Directory Staff Spotlight:The WanderPoet Position: Ephemeral Verse Consultant Clock-in Time: Unknown Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him You won’t see him arrive. You might catch a glimpse-- a flicker of velvet, a whisper that sounds like unfinished poetry. He drifts between aisles, scribbling stanzas on the backs of receipts, leaving notes folded in teacups, and misquoting love spells near the lip balm display. He never...

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How to Find the Shop A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious. --A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the magical, and the mildly cursed. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include wonder, confusion, and spontaneous teleportation. It won't be there when you're looking. But it might be when you're lost. Look for a...

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