Satire Poems

Lab Rat Race - 




Well it’s a hard pill to swallow
that we aren’t promised tomorrow;
but the rent is still due today. 
Sure, you’re losing your mind
but you still made it to work on time;
That’s just the nature of the rat...Read More

(Played to the tune, “When Sly Calls,”
by Michael Franks)

When Trump tweets,
Mo’ scowls furrow

When Trump tweets,
the scandals grow

As rumors shake,
idle sits the Boss
Bankrupt morality
is the grifter cost

When Trump tweets,
the rubles spin

When Trump tweets,
the dictators win

Decorum falls,
indecency begins
And on Fox tv the...Read More

They eat porridge then vomit it up
Dancing when they find carrots
And eat the other’s puke

Till they puke again and again
The sick game they play
For they are elite

And number one
Both gross and lovely
With added sugar
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There was once a man who never had a  for a year
He was fine other than a big fat belly full of crap
Myself its been three days since I dropped one

I wonder if I’ll be that man to last...Read More

Tom Sharing Aphorisms
(old adages)
Composed: by Miracle Man
11-9-2019

I’ve been told, when younger,
”I could start a fight in an empty House.”
Because often “I would cloud up and rain knuckles,”
and later “was a sight for sore eyes”
Sometimes “I just had a conniption fit”...Read More

When our traveling's up, it's time to fire it up
Propane!
Since that sunshine has passed, it's time to light the gas
Propane!

It's all right, it burns bright, when you light
Propane!

When the camp is cold, you don't have to be told
Propane!
You must open...Read More

 




Did you milk the goat, Juliet?
Oh, sorry Romeo, not yet !!!
What about the cow?
Oh, I don't know how, !?
So, go milk Shakespeare's sonnets

*******
'' life is not always Romantic ''




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Oh My

Politics.
Bad subject. 
I don’t even like to talk about it. 
I don’t like to vote. 
I don’t want to be involved. 

All those commercials on TV…
On and on, back and forth they go. 
I hate this, you hate that,...Read More

EMPTY DAYS 

There was a time when I was nine, where I thought my life was Ok 
Another 6 years on, I was out breaking my back to earn some pay

A marriage came, then the kids, the marriage spent, the...Read More

The cows, they lowed
   The sheep, they bleated
The pigs, they squealed
   Herded together tight, overheated

Squeezed into lines
   Individuality stripped
Indignity's design
   Poked, prodded, whipped

through airport corridors
  lines stretching forever
making tasty hors d'oeuvres
...Read More

How's it going
for Boeing? 
  Things sure have gone wrong.
  Boeing's 737 is going, going, gone......Read More

Your brain, is your heart's  best friend....Read More

BITTER SWEET 

Oh, look at you, living my thoughts and ideas
Hold on there, while I just sharpen my spears

Indiana Shaw . . . ; ) 
...Read More

Her mind
Reveling like
A sea of glass
As a crystal

Pondering
As deep as a well
With a satire way
About her, with

A touch of
Babylon
Love dwelling with
Irresistible ways

Sassy speech with
Spirited walk
Eyes rich and deep 
Blue as the ocean

As two, two carat
Diamonds sparkling
Lips a deep ruby red
Body...Read More

Day of the Dead?
Is it something he said?
America mislead.

Deceived at the top,
Even they eavesdrop.

Lies all around
Our confusion compound.
Shall the truth be found?

Made in USA:
Undercover foray.
Everyone has their say.
RIP simplton.
T####'s reign is done.
Our country has won.
Send him off on the run.


Janece...Read More

There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons 
running things   ~   Polly Would Pinocchio style
Dumb and Dumber dolts 
got dim a dullard king Dumbo
dunce chair directing

Elephant Man, with the carrot top sage
He’s a veggie dense thinker, 
whose airhead...Read More

Lust
Bread	
Butter
...Read More

Love
Power
Faith

...Read More

Income
Expenditure
Departure...Read More

Who are you most afraid of
                             ~ Obama, Osama, and your mama...Read More

She plays hide-and-seek

   Teases us all with a peek

        ~ Prefers not to speak...Read More

Hillary, dillary... you're toast
Your spouse is at a wienie roast --
   His frankfurter's burned
   He's with an intern --
You look like you just saw a ghost...Read More

“next to of course progress my planet i
love you, the ocean and the environ-
ment every person whether gay or bi
or trans or black, hispanic or asian
muslim pagan atheist or hindu
social justice and ecowarriors
illegal immigrants and felons too.
but conservatives, whites and...Read More

The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constantly rings

That jade oinkment noise
is a pigmentary salve to her greedy soul
She’s got a glut appetite...Read More

Sanders and Warren to Chicago, come see!
   Give the teachers' union your advice, for free!
'Demand more money, raise your fist -- go on strike!
   Who cares the city's bankrupt ~ you're liked!...Read More