The World is BleedingIt's said, "The world will bleed away."
It bleeds and bleeds—one pint a day.
A blood as bland as monochrome,
as voices in an echo-dome.
The drooling masses lap it up.
And lick the anchor's shiny cup.
With honeyed words that tickle ears.
Or doomsday chants, neurotic fears.
One pint a spew of ink on page;
the next a clip to...
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Categories:
satire, society, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Make America Grate AgainDon’t care whom it ravages:
this land was always Thine.
Circle wagons, shoot all savages,
and things are (once more) fine.
The Swaggarts, Bakkers and Miscaviges
will soon be judenrein.
For far too long we’ve been contrite.
The best of cleaners scours.
We’re gonna give them fight or flight
(for far too long, they’ve gotten flowers).
There’s nothing wrong with being white:
or claiming what is...
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Categories:
satire,
Form: Rhyme
The 'Not-in-My-Namers'
They shout ‘Not in my name’
as if for Israel’s self-defense
they were to blame
They scream ‘Globalize the Intifada’
as if their voices ever mattered
They chant ‘Palestine will be ‘free’
from the River...
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Categories:
america, hate, jewish, satire,
Form: Couplet
Tabled, As AlwaysThey all took their seats round the table,
It had no head, but all knew where Power sat.
Summoned in haste by Ideology itself,
for the matter was pressing and oddly stressing.
Capitalism sat back—legs crossed, arm draped,
already reclined like comfort was inherited.
Feminism adjusted her seat,
raised it two inches—just enough to be noticed.
Consumerism fumbled with six filled bags,
Communism leaned...
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Categories:
allegory, satire,
Form: Free verse
Not ResponsibleThe power depends on the people’s will
They were taught to believe this at high school
But as practice has shown, powers like to kill
And the people are forced to obey under rule
So the contract between the people and power
Looks a bit stretched cause it was preset
Do I need a law how to water my flower?...
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Categories:
political, satire,
Form: Rhyme
When Musing Becomes MusicIn whispers of lyric and rhythm, we find,
Resonate echoes, the heart intertwined.
To contemplate in shadows, where thoughts softly steer,
Soul steering moments, where dreams draw near.
Dance in the twilight, let melodies flow,
Listen intently, let the beat gently show.
Hear the instruments weave their stories untold,...
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Categories:
satire, addiction, meaningful, muse, music,
Form: Rhyme
Regrets, I've Had Too
I’m of the liberal limousine set
Voting for Cortez for POTUS, you bet ~
Wait! She’ll outlaw fossil fuels
And I can't drive or fly mules ~
...
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Categories:
satire, america, environment, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Donnie T!Look at me I’m Donnie T!
Unbound by reality
Out of my head
But my hat is bright red
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee
I have a great slogan
I’m pals with Joe Rogan
(Great guy. Very short.)
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T!
A real stable genius
I have a yuge
(don’t judge my hands)
(they’re quite large for a man)
Say’s me
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee
Work for me you’ll...
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Categories:
humor, political, rude, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Knox Newsthey had heard the owl was wise
his intelligence was mediocre at best
his ideas were not even his own
He got them from Knox News
If Knox recommended meal worms
Owl ate meal worms
If Knox said the sky was red
Owl thought the sky was red
a fowl ruled by suggestions and subliminal clips
Owl was wise in no way
Yet many flocked...
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Categories:
satire,
Form: Free verse
Categories:
satire, allegory, childhood, dark, missing,
Form: Free verse
Owen the PheasantIn Memoriam: Owen the Pheasant
Lost at an auction in Vermont betwixt a first edition Anna Karenina and a bitter divorcée named Ruth.
There once was a pheasant named Owen,
whose plumage was splendid and showin’.
but a flatlander brute,
with a camo jumpsuit,
won him cheap—next to Tolstoy—unknowin’.
...
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Categories:
animal, funny, satire, social,
Form: Limerick
What's a Poet To Do?I sit and ponder, allow my mind to wander
And wonder about what I ponder
Then put pen to paper, begin to scratch and scribble
Hoping endless hoping that someone will read my dribble
And then reading perhaps exclaim
“This poem deserves acclaim”
crickets
Ahh, what’s a poet to do
But ponder through and through
Then wander further afar
Find a wonder so bizarre
And purchase...
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Categories:
satire, humor, muse, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
Blind Donkeys Keep Kicking
The party of the hee-haw would now impeach Mr. Trump
for denying the world’s arch-enemy, a madman, access to the bomb
It takes a blind donkey to kick the hand that redeems it
and now the rest of the two-legged world...
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Categories:
animal, appreciation, political, satire,
Form: Couplet
Morning CoffeeThe mother-in-law woke me with her dry cough.
The electric alarm clock is registering 6am;
two hours since the baby’s last feed—
the one she came to help me with.
I crawl out of my warm bed to put the kettle on
and select the chipped coffee mug for her.
...
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Categories:
satire,
Form: Prose Poetry
Didn't we all become poets ii
/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from the End of Language". ~ Chat-GPT /
_____
Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle;
fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble -
To wit:
- the half-time half-life smile of she and the other half-wonder of me.
Far far ready to say maybe to love;
moved in half-dream to plumb half-baked memories.
("But weren't their novel 'dogs-of-war' and lovely...
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Categories:
satire, allusion, america, hip hop,
Form: Free verse
Specific Types of Satire Poems
Definition | What is Satire in Poetry?
Poems Related to Satire
caricature, mockery, sarcasm, irony, skit, wit, spoof, banter, parody, burlesque, lampoon, travesty, takeoff, witticism, put on, raillery, persiflage, pasquinade, causticity, lampoonery, squib, chaffing, play on, send up,