The Nutty Professor

Thick glasses and buck teethed
bumbling, insecure, nerdy and meek
he got many laughs
blowing up his class
teaching chemistry with two left feet

Julius was tired of being prudent
wanting to attract his female student 
so he drank his potion
feeling new emotions
becoming Buddy who was confident

Buddy Love was a suave singing snob
who attracted Stella and a whole mob
but Stella soon knew
from Buddy's clues
that he was giving her a snow job

So Stella fell for nerdy Julius
even though his looks he did not fuss
making her laugh
before and after class
Buddy now gone they both had enough

Down the hall they'd walk hand in hand
Stella his wife, Julius her man
with braces on his teeth
she kissed his cheek
dropping books which wasn't his plan

3-3-18

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 5/22/2018 11:27:00 AM
Congratulation on this wonderful cute write ... Hugs Eve
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/22/2018 8:01:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Eve; really appreciate it! Hugs~Che :)
Date: 5/21/2018 5:36:00 AM
Awesomeness! Congratulations on your top win :) xomo!
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Date: 5/21/2018 8:24:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Mo; glad you liked it!~Che :) xo
Date: 5/20/2018 9:09:00 PM
Congrats on your top win, Cheryl, with this delightful poem.
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Date: 5/21/2018 8:23:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Line; glad you enjoyed it!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 5:14:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Cheryl. Mick
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Date: 5/21/2018 8:04:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Mick; really appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 2:46:00 PM
Congratulations Cheryl. Tom.
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Date: 5/21/2018 8:04:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Tom; really appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 2:45:00 PM
Love especially the final cute verse! Congrats, Cheryl!
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Date: 5/21/2018 7:56:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Kim; glad you liked it!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 2:31:00 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Cheryl, great actors make great films and great poets write great poems and this is great. :))
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Date: 5/21/2018 7:56:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind flattering congrats and visit Roy; glad you liked it!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 2:03:00 PM
very witty Che i really enjoyed this film:-) Many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/21/2018 8:44:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Jan; glad you liked it and I've always enjoyed his funny films too~hugs Che xx
Date: 5/20/2018 1:43:00 PM
Congratulations on your #1 win! Enjoyed reading.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/21/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Susan; glad you enjoyed my Nutty Professor write!~Che :)
Date: 5/20/2018 1:15:00 PM
Hi Cheryl, I loved me some Buddy Love, he was so cool. Jerry Lewis was one of my all time favorite comedians. Congratulations on your 1st place win in my contest:-) Alexis
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/22/2018 8:22:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Alexis; Jerry was certainly a gifted comedian and was one of my favorites too~Appreciate the stop by!~Che :)
Date: 3/5/2018 1:21:00 PM
Cool and hilarious poem, Che. Btw, I love that movie. You did a wonderful job w/your string of pearls limericks. Great joy well-done. Love and hugs always.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/6/2018 7:46:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind flattering comment and visit Freddie; I love that movie too plus "Cinderfella" which is also a funny Jerry classic~Thanks for the stop by! love and hugs~Che :)
Date: 3/4/2018 10:39:00 AM
Hahaha.. made me smile...
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Date: 3/4/2018 7:07:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Silent One; glad my poem made you smile!~Che :)
Date: 3/4/2018 4:12:00 AM
Great limerick Cheryl, always thought you could only have five, you've enlightend me, have learnt loads since I joined soup.Still a way to go. Tom
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Date: 3/4/2018 8:45:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Tom; you can also have a string of limericks which is great! Appreciate the stop by and have a great day!~Che :)
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