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Best Nutty Poems

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Premium Member Nutty
My yard harbors lots of big trees
And in them live squirrels, with ease
In comfy twig nests
They do what is best
To live and survive as they...

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Categories: nutty, animal, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Nutty Professor
There once was a nutty professor

          Who felt he was so much the lesser

  ...

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Categories: nutty, humorous, light, romance,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Squirrel
~My Nutty Squirrel Poem~

Up in a tree, on a branch
Now you see me, now you don't!

Sneaky and fast, I'm adorable
Now, why would you hunt or...

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Categories: nutty, adventure, animal, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Autumnal
In depth of woods how autumn dazzles, swirling beauty of ornate décor,
Waltzing with ochre hickory, birch; whirling flaxen moods of sycamore,
Gracing my view upon blazing...

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Categories: nutty, autumn,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nuts In the Soup
"Nuts are in the soup!" 
That's what I've heard: not so absurd
Some add a pinch of spice now and then,
from wit and the sharpened nib...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nutty, introspection,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Snickers With Link To His Picture
Barking at the people who
walk behind our house
is a dog that as a pup
was bought by my spouse.

Tiny border collie mix
he was meant to be,
but...

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Categories: nutty, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pocketful of Hardened Suns
When I think of what to write
often the ocean comes to mind
Endless sea of pretty blue
and stretched out horizon lines,
impossibly flat

Yet when I actually arrive
it...

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Categories: nutty, appreciation, beach, beauty, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member An Enchanted Doorway
I was a sophisticated, world class traveler, like merry wind in green trees.
I had seen hottest deserts and rain forests, where songs will never cease.

I...

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Categories: nutty, adventure, beauty, fantasy, imagery,
Form: Couplet
Help
I knew this day would come
When I'd lose you from my sight
I won't be able to devour you
I'll miss that scrumptious bite

Seems everyday you were...

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© Tim Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nutty, chocolate, fun,
Form: Personification
Premium Member You, Me, and Candy
Love is the essence.

Your presence is flavor.

I'll savor you "Now and Later."

Your sweetness is one,

of many candies,

not just good night pillow mint "Andes."
 
I'm a "sucker"...

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Categories: nutty, candy, fantasy, for him,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member About Me - P.D.
"TELL YOU ABOUT ME "
   
Born a full blown Libra to a scale of blind justice
My hair & eyes are brown as can...

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Categories: nutty, life, lovecare, me, care,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Suicidal Humanity
Our supposed modern scientific genius
May in fact just be our last fatal weakness.
This technological house of cards we've made
Left humanity walking along the edge of...

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Categories: nutty, angst, business, earth, environment,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member When You Wear a Dirty Shirt
When you wear a dirty shirt,
You're a book getting judged by its cover.
People think you're really poor, or nutty,
Or that you have a menial job.
Or...

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Categories: nutty, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rainbows Dreaming of Gray
Scrambling tooth and nail for a patterned fate
I approached the lofty mansion of Learning's Gate.
All cued up for a slip of paper - the one...

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Categories: nutty, allegory, education, freedom, growing
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Who Are Those Funny Poets
John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics  telling funny hilarious stories,

“viagraology

There once was a medical study
of things flapping flaccid like putty
those men given placebo
couldn’t...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nutty, funny, people,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs