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Part 2 Bonding

...Day 2

OK, guys, gather round. We’ll just share the thoughts on what you did last night, before we get onto the tasks at hand.
George, would you like to start?
Last night, I was reading the book ...

The Pony

...Hi how you doing
I’m doing fine, how about you
I’m okay, well I’m not really
Go on tell me about it, that’s what us ex’s are for.
It’s Joe.
Joe, that’ll be my replacement.
He doesn’t seem to wa...

such much about nothing

...“such much about nothing”


feck and friggin to my chagrin
while trying to monorhyme like Lin
i find i’m back at square one once again
in a square root of one imaginary unit tailspin...

gobbledygook

...“gobbledygook”


the waters of vegetarianism need not be murky
even living on a commune in Albuquerque
but of some folks i’ve misgivings
of their Thanksgiving giving’s
so ask what the feck is ...

Signs You Carry the Presence of God

...You may have a recurring dream 
that you are not really the jerk
you believe yourself to me.

You may wake-up with a hangover 
but can’t recall what caused it,
this is a sure sign.

Sitting o...

Funk

...fack
feck
fink
fock
funk...

Made In China

...Made In China
Your electrical items stop working one by one
First the kettle stops boiling even tho the red light’s on
Then your microwave stops heating tho it turns round
It gets fixed and works...

Music Made Me

...Music Made Me
I made it belong to me and it still does
Decades later the tracks are the same
Am I identical to the teenager?
At first I refused to listen to songs
But sooner than later it happen...

Night of the Red Dragons

...

The mighty dragons which came
roaring on that fateful night
took great pride in disintegrating
everything in their sight

Nothing was left that was not
scorched by their flame
although to ...

Do Dah Day

...There are people who smoke their coffee, eat cigarettes, snort beer and throwaway food. Are they ill in the head? Their life tapping out a story. Unknown realities straight out of a comic book. See t...

He Who Drinks

...See how the alcoholic wants his drink. He's got a black can of strong cider. He's in the queue behind me. I sense his agitation. He fidgets, moving from one foot to the other. 

I must have my drin...

Untitled 2

...My dear Mother Nature, please make things fine. Not as they are. But I know that is a fool's question. I accept what happened. It was a story, awfully true. A person I knew did the ultimate sin. We w...

Paper Targets

...You shoot at people as if they were paper targets
Not caring who you kill, maim or injure
Your outrage has been well planned
Not a single bit went wrong
You serviced your guns
Collected hundreds...

Big Data

...Big Data

What if we build a smart computer
so smart we call it AI
what if it grew so clever
cleverer than you or I

What if we build a big computer
to handle all that data
it becomes self a...

The Toilet Not Taken

...Two toilets converged in a murky room,
Frustrated I couldn't decide on both
And be a reveler , long I fumed
Stared em down, my dignity in doom
To where it no longer became a joke;

Then took th...

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