The Toilet Not Taken

Two toilets converged in a murky room, Frustrated I couldn't decide on both And be a reveler , long I fumed Stared em down, my dignity in doom To where it no longer became a joke; Then took the other just as a dare, And having perhaps the same amount of shame Because it was available and wanted wear; And because I really didnt care Souless toilets did equally maim And both night equally lay In a stench where you MUST turn back Oh, I was cursed for drinking all day! Now my dignity was on display I doubted if I would ever get it back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence Two toilets converged in a murky room I took one different to the other guys And thats made feck all difference.