Signs You Carry the Presence of God

You may have a recurring dream that you are not really the jerk you believe yourself to me. You may wake-up with a hangover but can’t recall what caused it, this is a sure sign. Sitting on the side of the bed to meditate, you may realize it’s far too late - you gotta get going; blinking you mumble “feck it.” A voice in your head says: ”Go get em kid.” You may plod barefoot into the kitchen to brew coffee only to stub your toe on the edge of some hard reality the sharp stab of pain sets you off cussing again. Meanwhile God has translocated from His ineffable presence within the within; to grab your mind and shove it up your butt. You laugh but seriously have to visit the toilet. What more signs do you need? ~~~~~~~~~ Title seen on a YouTube video.