Best Feck Poems

The mighty dragons which came
roaring on that fateful night
took great pride in disintegrating
everything in their sight

Nothing was left that was not
scorched by their flame
although to...

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“gobbledygook”


the waters of vegetarianism need not be murky
even living on a commune in Albuquerque
but of some folks i’ve misgivings
of their Thanksgiving giving’s
so ask what the...

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So, farewell then, Father Jack 
Let this be writ upon a plaque
"All things pass;
Drink, feck, ****..."

by Gail...

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Big Data

What if we build a smart computer
so smart we call it AI
what if it grew so clever
cleverer than you or I

What if we build...

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Two toilets converged in a murky room,
Frustrated I couldn't decide on both
And be a reveler , long I fumed
Stared em down, my dignity in doom
To...

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Today I'm having beer for lunch,
Feck off if you disagree,
With my Irish decision to drink this much,
Hold on, I have to pee.

Tinkle tinkle in this...

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fack
feck
fink
fock
funk...

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Pain in my back
Pain in my knee
Pain in my neck
No respite for me

Some day’s worse than others
Impossible to tell
How my body will feel
Feck an headache...

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Dear mother, can you remember me
here a clue my name begins with d
the one you left so you could be free

Try to explain, you’ll be...

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There are people who smoke their coffee, eat cigarettes, snort beer and throwaway food. Are they ill in the head? Their life tapping out a...

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You may have a recurring dream 
that you are not really the jerk
you believe yourself to me.

You may wake-up with a hangover 
but can’t recall...

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Made In China
Your electrical items stop working one by one
First the kettle stops boiling even tho the red light’s on
Then your microwave stops heating tho...

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My dear Mother Nature, please make things fine. Not as they are. But I know that is a fool's question. I accept what happened. It...

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Music Made Me
I made it belong to me and it still does
Decades later the tracks are the same
Am I identical to the teenager?
At first I...

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You shoot at people as if they were paper targets
Not caring who you kill, maim or injure
Your outrage has been well planned
Not a single bit...

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