Best Feck Poems
Night of the Red Dragons
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The mighty dragons which came
roaring on that fateful night
took great pride in disintegrating
everything in their sight
Nothing was left that was not
scorched by their flame
although to ......
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Categories:
feck, environment, fantasy, fire, firework,
Form:
Rhyme
gobbledygook
...“gobbledygook”
the waters of vegetarianism need not be murky
even living on a commune in Albuquerque
but of some folks i’ve misgivings
of their Thanksgiving giving’s
so ask what the feck is ......
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Categories:
feck, color,
Form:
Limerick
Farewell Father Jack
...So, farewell then, Father Jack
Let this be writ upon a plaque
"All things pass;
Drink, feck, ****..."
by Gail......
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Categories:
feck, appreciation, character, death, drink,
Form:
Clerihew
Big Data
...Big Data
What if we build a smart computer
so smart we call it AI
what if it grew so clever
cleverer than you or I
What if we build a big computer
to handle all that data
it becomes self a......
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Categories:
feck, funny, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
feck, abortion, atheist, beautiful, conflict,
Form:
List
The Toilet Not Taken
...Two toilets converged in a murky room,
Frustrated I couldn't decide on both
And be a reveler , long I fumed
Stared em down, my dignity in doom
To where it no longer became a joke;
Then took th......
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Categories:
feck, emotions, funny, humorous, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Beer For Lunch
...Today I'm having beer for lunch,
Feck off if you disagree,
With my Irish decision to drink this much,
Hold on, I have to pee.
Tinkle tinkle in this divey bar,
Into a urinal that smells like wh......
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Categories:
feck, drink, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Morning Ritual
...Pain in my back
Pain in my knee
Pain in my neck
No respite for me
Some day’s worse than others
Impossible to tell
How my body will feel
Feck an headache as well
It starts with the alarm
......
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Categories:
feck, health, life, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Do Dah Day
...There are people who smoke their coffee, eat cigarettes, snort beer and throwaway food. Are they ill in the head? Their life tapping out a story. Unknown realities straight out of a comic book. See t......
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Categories:
feck, fun, silly, social, surreal,
Form:
Verse
Dear Mother (Change the E To a U)
...Dear mother, can you remember me
here a clue my name begins with d
the one you left so you could be free
Try to explain, you’ll be told
TO FECK UP
Thou in life I have failed
at least I trie......
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Categories:
feck, angst, life, love, mother,
Form:
ABC
Made In China
...Made In China
Your electrical items stop working one by one
First the kettle stops boiling even tho the red light’s on
Then your microwave stops heating tho it turns round
It gets fixed and works......
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Categories:
feck, abuse, anti bullying, satire,
Form:
Blank verse
He Who Drinks
...See how the alcoholic wants his drink. He's got a black can of strong cider. He's in the queue behind me. I sense his agitation. He fidgets, moving from one foot to the other.
I must have my drin......
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Categories:
feck, anxiety, devotion, drink, sympathy,
Form:
Verse
Signs You Carry the Presence of God
...You may have a recurring dream
that you are not really the jerk
you believe yourself to me.
You may wake-up with a hangover
but can’t recall what caused it,
this is a sure sign.
Sitting o......
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Categories:
feck, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Pony
...Hi how you doing
I’m doing fine, how about you
I’m okay, well I’m not really
Go on tell me about it, that’s what us ex’s are for.
It’s Joe.
Joe, that’ll be my replacement.
He doesn’t seem to wa......
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Categories:
feck, humor, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Untitled 2
...My dear Mother Nature, please make things fine. Not as they are. But I know that is a fool's question. I accept what happened. It was a story, awfully true. A person I knew did the ultimate sin. We w......
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Categories:
feck, absence, abuse, angel, angst,
Form:
Free verse