Best Feck Poems

The mighty dragons which came
roaring on that fateful night
took great pride in disintegrating
everything in their sight

Nothing was left that was not
scorched by their flame
although to the fire-breathing
dragons it was all but a game

No trees were left standing
and nay grasses retained green
it took three and a...

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“gobbledygook”


the waters of vegetarianism need not be murky
even living on a commune in Albuquerque
but of some folks i’ve misgivings
of their Thanksgiving giving’s
so ask what the feck is tofurky...

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So, farewell then, Father Jack 
Let this be writ upon a plaque
"All things pass;
Drink, feck, ****..."

by Gail...

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Big Data

What if we build a smart computer
so smart we call it AI
what if it grew so clever
cleverer than you or I

What if we build a big computer
to handle all that data
it becomes self aware
to solve our mysteries better

What if it discovers something
an origin a...

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fack
feck
fink
fock
funk...

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Two toilets converged in a murky room,
Frustrated I couldn't decide on both
And be a reveler , long I fumed
Stared em down, my dignity in doom
To where it no longer became a joke;

Then took the other just as a dare,
And having perhaps the same amount of...

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Today I'm having beer for lunch,
Feck off if you disagree,
With my Irish decision to drink this much,
Hold on, I have to pee.

Tinkle tinkle in this divey bar,
Into a urinal that smells like whatever,
Those weird little circles I splash on are,
I bet they're made by Lever.

I'm...

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Pain in my back
Pain in my knee
Pain in my neck
No respite for me

Some day’s worse than others
Impossible to tell
How my body will feel
Feck an headache as well

It starts with the alarm
Each morning in bed
I open my eyes
With a feeling of dread

Can I turn on my...

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There are people who smoke their coffee, eat cigarettes, snort beer and throwaway food. Are they ill in the head? Their life tapping out a story. Unknown realities straight out of a comic book. See the girl poet crawl on all fours. I'm going to...

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Dear mother, can you remember me
here a clue my name begins with d
the one you left so you could be free

Try to explain, you’ll be told
TO FECK UP

Thou in life I have failed
at least I tried, you fecking bailed

Dear Cathy, do you like to joke?
I...

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Made In China
Your electrical items stop working one by one
First the kettle stops boiling even tho the red light’s on
Then your microwave stops heating tho it turns round
It gets fixed and works for a week then is totally dead
As for your TV it turns on...

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You may have a recurring dream 
that you are not really the jerk
you believe yourself to me.

You may wake-up with a hangover 
but can’t recall what caused it,
this is a sure sign.

Sitting on the side of the bed to meditate,
you may realize it’s far too...

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Hi how you doing
I’m doing fine, how about you
I’m okay, well I’m not really
Go on tell me about it, that’s what us ex’s are for.
It’s Joe.
Joe, that’ll be my replacement.
He doesn’t seem to want to do it.
When you say do it, do we mean sex.
Yes,...

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Music Made Me
I made it belong to me and it still does
Decades later the tracks are the same
Am I identical to the teenager?
At first I refused to listen to songs
But sooner than later it happened
My own path and choice and way

There was The Beach Boys...

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My dear Mother Nature, please make things fine. Not as they are. But I know that is a fool's question. I accept what happened. It was a story, awfully true. A person I knew did the ultimate sin. We weren't friends but we talked. So...

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