Couch Potato Poems - Poems about Couch Potato

...Laying on the couch long enough your bottom side looks like a prune......Read the rest...

..."It is so easy to make resolutions, but to keep them is an uphill task"~ By Poet We take new resolutions on each New Year’s Day, But never seriously stick to them and success ebbs away. I ......Read the rest...

...Not an Idaho brand Excess weight demand Exercise in hesitate Many people can relate Body fat Before and no after fact The couch being the guest of human weight For Heaven’s sake The problem o......Read the rest...

...Talented in closing every door and drawer left open by my spouse. Those beastly eyes from childhood; doors and drawers under the bed, too. Talented in tripping and spilling, splashing and cont......Read the rest...

...The poet chuckled and the walls laughed back! They were her friends, after all, with nary a crack. The walls watched her pen, her bleeding heart out. Their wall souls, were her earth angels,......Read the rest...

...There are days I don’t want to feel, There are days I want to destroy all I’ve healed. There are days that I sail, Through the skies without fail On a manic high, I feel amazing without having t......Read the rest...

...Looking at the news, Hearing of this Y2K , Everyone is concerned, So scared, So fearful, That they will have no internet or cellphones. I remember our cellphones, They were C.B. radios In our......Read the rest...

...Potato – (almost didactic) Let your potato grow Water it monthly in Earth like soil Become one with the potato Keep it out of the reach of children Become two potatoes if you must M......Read the rest...

...COUCH POTATO Spuddy Duddy written August 31, 2021......Read the rest...

...neeze. Or inside the house, oh please not beside the couch! or under a table, so I'll have to crouch! I open the closet expecting to jump, not there either, but I spy a big lump sitting in his "couch potato" chair; yep, that's where he'd put it, if anywhere. Not there either, now I'm becoming confused. Raced back to the grave and it's still not being used. I checked the marker on the ......Read the rest...

... Cat hanging off couch. I, sitting here and do slouch. Stomach, a fat pouch. 4/17/2021 ......Read the rest...

... When you arrive in San Francisco, You can't just be a couch potato! Hills rise and fall with a crescendo. You might want to sit. But that's just the pit......Read the rest...

...I don't like Sunday night It doesn't like me It's the end of the weekend which doesn't fill me with glee Tomorrow morning begins the workweek's dull grind that some just can't wait for ......Read the rest...

...He stands tall, muscular and magnificent. He raced the first years of his life. Not knowing how to be a pet, just a commodity. He endured grueling training, humid hot Florida weather, injuries to his......Read the rest...

...Couch potato spreading girth of showmanship eating Peace of mind in big screen TV Soap opera script glee Lazy waves electronic Self love planted Sofa charm unbreakable Cozy oblivio......Read the rest...