Couch Potato Poems - Poems about Couch Potato

Creativity comes and goes. That’s what she believes, she named Cho. Cho happens to be a potato. Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows. When Cho the potato gets creative, She eases in with simple watercolor. Creativity starts to be invasive as her mind races for more, oh brother. Oils, dance, pottery, and art,...

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Just a small piece of time For a little peace of mind. I’m piecing it all together While I sit comatose Viewing the News in disbelief. Disgusted, I divert my attention To the puzzle of Leonardo de Vinci’s The Last Supper. And I mumble to myself, “Jesus, what in the world is going on?" I reach...

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Laying on the couch long enough your bottom side looks like a prune...

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Not an Idaho brand Excess weight demand Exercise in hesitate Many people can relate Body fat Before and no after fact The couch being the guest of human weight For Heaven’s sake The problem of give and take Get up from the couch Some people become a slouch Exercise is the way to get rid of fab Physical Fitness tab Give the couch a break If the couch...

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COUCH POTATO Spuddy Duddy written August 31, 2021...

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Cat hanging off couch. I, sitting here and do slouch. Stomach, a fat pouch. ...

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Couch Potato You are sitting on my couch, now. You are watching TV with my kid. Yes, she is old enough to sit there. She is technically, All Grown Up! That is not the issue. Be careful, You are ever being… watched. For what? The way you are; What you do, What you see, What you think, How you...

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Donald Trump never had any doubt He could hear Melania shout: "Oh for goodness' sake How long does it take For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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Dear Lordy, what have you done this loony spouse given me… he rants and TV- clicks all night much like a freakish banshee! Obsessed with horror movies remote control is life's drug: This model needs rebooting, It's time for urgent de-bug. 11/11/2017 Written for Kevin Shaw's Surreal and Daft...

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I just saw this cute couch potato An old kitty with no up and go He just sits and grows 'round with large belly profound While enjoying his best TV show Laying low with his back legs astride Tail beneath to protect his backside Oh, how comfy is he This old cat retiree Who now basks in the good life with pride! Sandra M. Haight ~2nd...

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I AM A COUCH POTATO By Roy Merritt I am a couch potato, but not russet, red or white I’m the kind of potato that sits up late at night And I watch the TV shows the shows I really dig And sit there in my chair and eat just like a pig I eat hot dogs and burgers and sometimes...

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The Potato expanded to fit the Couch, Bathing in the light of the God of Radiation, A many hued attack on whatever senses remained. Froth overflowing from his beer and his brain Machinegun-like channels blasting and caressing He sank back, understanding but not grasping At all the dangers, all the time never to return. Except in late night re-runs, in a double...

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Couch Potato Crinkly wrinkly chips are easier on the dip Regular ones are lighter on the tongue and lips Remote control is always by my side To surf the airways with due diligence Football season is coming soon enough To satisfy my fat and toothless self My glowing baldness is a wonder to behold Complimenting, blending in, with the cushy couch Facilitating the...

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COUCH POTATO Can there be more solid man On the couch he’s planted here Under blankets and old books Calling orders for more beer Has he grown a set of roots Planting him eternally Or is it possible That he ‘s related to a tree? As I glance at him again Taking drinks and giving smiles Oh, I’d rather have him home-- ...

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Sitting on the sofa Munching on some chips Not a care in the world Of calories on the hips. Slouched down on the cushion The tv glued to his face You ask him a question But he's out in outer space. You call him to the table He won't leave his favorite chair The sports are on the screen He must eat his dinner there. The man...

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