Couch Potato

Couch Potato Crinkly wrinkly chips are easier on the dip Regular ones are lighter on the tongue and lips Remote control is always by my side To surf the airways with due diligence Football season is coming soon enough To satisfy my fat and toothless self My glowing baldness is a wonder to behold Complimenting, blending in, with the cushy couch Facilitating the couch potato life in hobo style I was engineered to serve the proper docile life I call the nasty wench to keep the brats away And bring me guacamole and some beers While I vegetate and play video games all day On cozy pillows all about The bathroom is too far away to crawl So down the hall I roll and roll right back Plant myself before the TV screen Sink in to the comfy cozy couch again Surrounded mostly by myself And do the couch potato thing and stuff I can never get enough