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One o' These Days - BOTH Audio and Text
...s for clothes we need…or make an extra payment on the truck. “An’ one of these days the three of us ‘ll see that darned Hawaii. We’ll sell the old jalopy that your Granddad passed us down. Up until you came along that car was all......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
darned,
father, loss, love,
Form:
Verse
Outfoxed
...e. There are no stars to be seen, But what is this? Most probably a stray cat Making a nuisance of itself. The darned thing howls indelicately - Something must have got up its nose, I can see its yellow eyes now, Like bits of ye......
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Beth Evans
Categories:
darned,
allusion, cat, confusion, inspirational,
Form:
Light Verse
PPE or PPS
...But we've no real need for highly coveted 'PPE' Out here it's not news that the problem's not flus It's the darned ubiquitous poop ~ We need Poop Protection Scoops!......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
darned,
humor, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Abomination
...what I want with this heart of mine Don't care if it's dark outside Experienced comfort and the hardest times I'd be darned to lie That sober s*** Been struggling to get over it Often a Doberman And other times a Nobleman Here's......
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Dalton Ogletree
Categories:
darned,
dark, deep, god, heart,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ballad of Bunnie and Claude
...unnie's shift that night started at seven, Claude wandered in around ten. She was dead on her feet, But he seemed so darned sweet That when he asked her to dance she gave in, And the next thing they knew, The joint was closing at two.......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
darned,
humor,
Form:
Ballad
PEE YEW- COLLABORATION
...and I spluttered Then curse words I muttered Looked down it was a skunk peeing on me Tom Cunningham Darned skunk kept sneaking under the fence to visit my black cat at my expense thought I would get between them in my......
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Alexis Y.
Categories:
darned,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
A man and his mouse
...ed to the kitchen with a rage and a hurry, To find a fat mouse, with a face full of worry. ‘You get out my house, you darned little rat!’ He said to the mouse, whilst holding his bat. The mouse replied, with a squeaky tone, ‘Please h......
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Bradley Lane
Categories:
darned,
fate, friendship love, joy,
Form:
Rhyme
Chased by the Bears
...front of a black limousine. Results in a loud horn with incessant blaring. Sixteen bears are still chasing me pretty darned hard. Two stop to fix someone’s hair, extraordinary beautician pairing. One yells “hold up!” a talking bear? Wh......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
darned,
2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Shielded in Love
...s made from soy Blanched in octopus ink Lunar asparagus on thistles Earthworms on heavenly fire I have darned you so often that ‘double darn’ does not give justice Although the holes in the oven gloves were the best part i......
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Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
darned,
appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
That Ship
... The ship was launched with ballyhoo, The greatest one to hit the blue, Due to the delay of advice, The darned thing barged into the ice: "Unsinkable" was not quite true.......
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Beth Evans
Categories:
darned,
anxiety, blue, destiny, sea,
Form:
Quintilla
Virginity Redo
...matter much to me What is one more mouth to feed One more sock or soul to mend Feet need security Or they will be darned forever Return to me my virginity, my sanity Lost socks, lost innocence are all the same Where do they go w......
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Earl Schumacker
Categories:
darned,
appreciation, children, clothes, happiness,
Form:
Free verse
Window Crack
...ed and her children had abandoned her ‘Silly old bat’ they mocked the woman who had given them birth Fed them and darned socks to set them on a route to independence Soothed their hurt and put up with their youthful misdemeanour ......
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Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
darned,
friendship love,
Form:
Free verse
PARTYING WITH SHAKESPEARE
...e top of my head…what’s left is a hazy shade of grey. My arms have not lost any hair…near as I can tell but I’ll be darned if over the years they’ haven’t turned grey as well. I mentioned William Shakespeare as this poem was about t......
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Jim Yerman
Categories:
darned,
age, time,
Form:
Verse
Signs of the time we live in
...dred years old this to make way for progress building a bus route They spout green when really their souls are so darned black rotten devolved politics will soon devour itself internally crooks corrupted hosts no amount of fiddlin......
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liam mcdaid
Categories:
darned,
conflict, corruption, judgement, life,
Form:
Political Verse
Stopping By Gum-Trees On A Hot Day
...lad to be here. She stamps her foot and gives a snort, Her curiosity is naught. Not much breeze about today - Too darned bleedin' hot, I'd say. The gum-trees here are pretty neat, It's good to stop here in the heat. Miles to go b......
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Beth Evans
Categories:
darned,
animal, horse, humorous, sun,
Form:
Light Verse
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