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limits Categories: golf, muse, Form: I do not know?
fan but can
say i wince if
i hear the yell of
and in golf
by the one word
my thoughts what
in the game
window into the past Categories: golf, angst, animal, appreciation, Form: Blank verse
The visit to the past
I took the bus to the village
Only it didn’t stop there anymore, and no buses were going that way.
The only road to my house was a track.
For tractors and mules.
In my absence wartime was hard
Game over Categories: death, golf, Form: Haiku
golfer cheats on score
exclusive country club course
Reaper carries clubs
When it's Time to Tee Off Categories: funny, golf, humor, Form: Limerick
When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
With no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
While I run to find the nearest tree
(This was originally written for and inspired by Jan's " A...Read More
Par for the course Categories: golf, parents, sad, Form: Haiku
18 hole weekend golf
greatness eludes them...Read More
I come to Pos' ey Soup' ers Rec' ip' e Res' cue Categories: golf, 2nd grade, baby, bangla, baptism, baseball, beach, Form: Didactic
( Looking at the poems of the day or year or whatever it was- saw a poem . . . A poem? Actually called a recipe. Inspiration! --- Trans°mutilate a recipe into fungal posery. The PoserSoup diablos (devils) will...Read More
A POEM FOR THE LADIES - Now a collaboration Categories: golf, body, humorous, Form: Limerick
My bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right....
But throughout the day
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my legs tight
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON
Ladies and gentlemen please feel free to join in, send me...Read More
Impregnable fortified Donjon Categories: golf, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, corruption, Form: Political Verse
Alias indomitable invincible
Donald John Trump oozes wrath
inexorably plunging every species
of life toward apocalyptic warpath
mercilessly threatentens world
wide web promising bloodbath
validating ex post facto commander
in chief as nonpareil sociopath
hence... this call to arms gives run
for money challenging any psychopath
lest inevitable according to...Read More
Ask no more Categories: golf, appreciation, Form: Rhyme
Ask no more
Summer has mellowed, gone are the thrills
autumn beds down for winter’s chills
spring will bring on the cheers
same old, same old all those years.
pull up my pillow and pull over my cap
settling down by the fire before I nap
Squeezing full throttle Categories: food, girl, golf, Form: Limerick
There once was a golfer named Joe Jessop
Who liked to eat his hotdogs with ketchup
His girl opened a bottle
Began squeezing full throttle
Whoa! That made Joe's little putter stand up!...Read More
Posh English Gent Categories: golf, class, Form: Rhyme
‘Oh I say isn’t this spiffing or what?’
says Jeremy taking the horse for a trot.
It will be pheasant for dinner which the butler will sort
followed by Havana cigars and a nice drop of port
in the billiard room where the gentlemen...Read More
Isn't golf strange Categories: golf, Form: Rhyme
Isn't golf a strange sport
In the way its fans comport
Hit the ball straight and true
All folks do is ahh and ooh
When do fans let out a cheer
When in the hole, it disappears...Read More
Dude From Bude Categories: golf, humorous, rude, Form: Limerick
There once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing,
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one well equipped dude."
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Recluse by dint of circumstance Categories: golf, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, betrayal, earth, Form: Carpe Diem
Heretic condemned to burn at stake
reprieve eleventh hour granted clemency
commuted death penalty
criminal sentenced solitary isolation
rat infested dungeon ultimate punishment
doled out after protracted proceedings
courtesy amazing graceful puffed dragon
unwittingly delivered merciful respite.
Cowled ascetic busied himself
exotic gaseous/ liquified potions
tumbled, gurgled, bubbled...
lethal skull and...Read More
tennis anyone Categories: golf, muse, Form: I do not know?
there's no need
it would be
she's a par
to an iron but
the last is
of the shot
butt see a
of the mound
Cats and Summer Categories: cat, golf, summer, Form: Haiku
like twins they indeed do become
warm, sleepy, peaceful bodkins
in God's universe, love and the sun
A Bucket of White Balls Categories: games, golf, Form: Free verse
A golf club left or right
Depends which hand
You use to hit the ball
A bucket of white balls
Now all set to begin
Balls on the tee-swing club
Then hit-hit-try again
The ball does not move
Try again hit the ball
Now you got it! Landed on...Read More
To My Dad Categories: golf, dad, emotions, love, miss you, remember, Form: Free verse
Poem To My Dad
In Memory 04/17/2018
It has been almost a year
Since you left us here,
For the heavenly relm
Your reward is clear.
I miss you.
Mom is doing better than before
She thinks of you daily,
She now calls me Bob
I just...Read More
I Love a Cup of Tea Categories: golf, appreciation, children, daughter, fish, how i feel, Form: Couplet
I love a cup of tea.
It brings much joy to me.
I love my pretty wife.
She’s the best thing in my life.
I love my daughter Kate.
As little girls go she’s great.
I love my son Steven.
His infectious smile, one reason.
I love to...Read More
SCORES Categories: education, fun, golf, humorous, memory, silly, Form: Light Verse
Alive as half a century passed;
I put my life to the looking glass.
Saturday morning after hitting the links;
I paused for a moment and then I thinks;
If I traded these scores with my college tour,
I would have made A’s in...Read More
Now That's a Golf Shot Categories: golf, flying, sports, Form: Kimo
White spherical supersonic take-off
Whoosh! Eclipsing jet-like speeds
~ Spectators scattering...Read More
Christmas In July Categories: appreciation, beautiful, blessing, friend, golf, Form: Free verse
The weather in July is warm,
Sometimes I wish that it would snow.
Christmas in July I say,
Presents under the Christmas tree.
You could hear the birds chirping in the morning,
The neighbors are watering their gardens.
I think of the days when I planted...Read More
Manual On Parenting Categories: golf, children, dedication, devotion, education, identity, parents, Form: Didactic
Give a child life at birth
Make it a C section or natural
Feed them warm mammary milk
Give them two parents when possible
Cloth them in cotton and wool
Give them a bath because children stink
Teach them to think and about soap and water
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVIII - Tongue Teasers Categories: golf, humor, imagery, irony, satire, word play, Form: Epigram
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVIII - Tongue Teasers
If the « Yellow Race » could have invented the alphabet, they wouldn’t still be seeing « Images » when they close their eyes. Picasso, Dadaism, Surrealist and Abstract painting (including Borroughs and Gysin's cut-up...Read More
Felty Categories: bird, blessing, cry, games, girl, golf, goodbye, Form: I do not know?
The force is catter-balled inside of it's own redemption,
You are not meandering without, or even tempered to non-survive the site,
They told us in many more trials that we don't travel in far as much as we can keep being more...Read More