Golf Poems | Examples of Golf Poetry

Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, and forced to...Read More

The follies of fools The lord of fools The fools that are lords a leader of the damned Insane the minority of minions Deplorable and disdained Blind in the sight of kings and lords Jester’s of old...Read More

People always tell me that What to do with my bat After practicing a bit I will try to make a hit Avoiding the opponent's mitt Through the infield ...Read More

Tayray vaal zananiyan valay Zewar da tenu shoq Surki powder la lah Nach k mashoq mnaa Bhula ve nachya ce Tenu ki takleef ay? Tun kyun nahi nachda Zewar pa surki la Nach k mashoq mnaa Chal sonya mujra vakha.. Man tashaba ha be qomi...Read More

Why so serious Have some fun Game has begun Tan tana tan Tana tana tan Have some fun Don't inject me Don't use gun Tan tana tan Tana tana tan Have some fun.. When nothing goes right go left.....Read More

True & False Indo Pak True And False Theory 1.Islam came from Saudi Arabia.True or False 2.Ignorance is insult of human intelligence.True or False 3.Bilingual means Hindko Hindi.True or False 4.The big bang theory is related to gang bang.True or...Read More

Reservations are made years in advance of the event. Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent. Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent. Attendees eager to share stories of when they went. Seeing the epic golf rivalry as...Read More

If you're putting your putting on hold perhaps the putter you putt with's too old...Read More

If we never died in this world, we would be heaven's incomplete Gods...Read More

Instinct whispered Trust your gut Put your money on it It's a three-foot putt Don't breathe a word Keep your lips sealed If you blow one more It's beg or steal... Your putter meets ball ...Read More

*gold fusion syllable-based; 5-3-5 Faint, sparkling crystals Gold rings melt for the sun to steal  Extolling the merits of specific metals. Yet, many buyers seek advice from a jewelry salesperson during buying decision process and leave with little relevant insight. ~~~~~~~~~ **sand...Read More

i’m running a little late six months ago i read the average life expectancy was 79.5 years i thought i had time to finish a couple of home projects, find and restore that 65 vw bug i’ve always wanted, i could...Read More

Fred Flintstone Felt tingles, down his funny bone, While playing his golf ball, he lost control. Barney cried foul, as it bounced...Read More

May your drives be long and true Missed fairways, but a few And when in a rough, Be it not tall enough To affect your follow through May your approach shots miss every tree Be straight and shank free Your club selection...Read More

Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled putter In gutter O'er par By far Disgust He cussed Clubhouse To souse ...Read More