Golf Poems | Examples of Golf Poetry

Goodbye Smirking Little White Ball Watch me swing The ball hops The ball veers I am lost My knees lock My clubs shake I am sore To a tee I hate golf 1/23/23 Tricube Poetry Contest Sponsor-Sara Kendrick 5th...Read More

Golf is a 'umbling game It's all in the mind,just One swing away from a problem hiding. NOTE:I was addicted to this game(for 12 years) ...Read More

Crash go the fenders Smash goes the car Shattered, the windows Hey, we broke par!...Read More

At the 150th International Golfers’ Annual Ball, Headliner was a duffer named Donald Trump An exceptionally boring time was had by all As Trump insisted on reviewing his Par 3 slump. Seems they had very little in common, in...Read More

A leaf weaving its way down a flowing stream skitters windswept 'cross an autumnal lawn Once detached from a twig its life...Read More

Oh to have one's heart-string strummed by a loving angel-like hand! Like lumps on a head are those lumps on the heart, a read of life's mixtures of orchids and desert sand. Oh to see an...Read More

TAWNY PERIL! Grasping at a fair mistake Grinding to a dusty fate Guarding Heaven at the gate To gaping aspiration CLINGING LIE! Inertly you ignore my plea Cloud each endeavour heedlessly Refuse to set my pale mote free To certain consummation DUSTY TERMINATOR! I know some...Read More

Why don't they make golf holes bigger What were they damn well thinking of? It would make things a lot easier for Donald J He wouldn't have to fudge the truth BTW his “J” middle initial stands for “Janice” The...Read More

okk i put i straight frorward tape and who care;s and if it will do anygood to mention this will go on and to fail to mention the time of day spring found of a...Read More

Sink your disgusting display last night but stick nigh close to a sick night one sick guide a poem a write off the chart to sick mind and maybe be seen on your next door love your neighbors...Read More

The grass alas is shorn like corn the dew eschews forlorn this morn the crowd avowed the ball and all then groans and moans clubs thrown are known. Embued and hued the words like swords wrong swing the sting bad lie too high the squeeze on knees in pleas? to seize the gold and hold glory story though droll their goal control cajole that ball to fall or roll in hole August 22,2022 For...Read More

O Thou who art unseen, my swings guide on this fair green. It’s been years since a game I’ve won; please make every drive a hole-in-one. The Lord’s Reply: I’m sorry to inform you but you’ll get no help from...Read More

The battle continues for the very soul, Among the PGA golfing elite. Causing many to once again question, 'Just how much is enough' to compete? The knife creating this divide, is...Read More

What is it, this royal and ancient game that gets in your blood and under your skin? That invites in men’s hearts a peaceful aim till you shank one and your head starts to...Read More

puddles in potholes damp cool morning will burn before monsoon busts open achy stiff start per usual body creaks to the bathroom teeth brushed face splashed hair undisheveling--attempted throw on a cap, shorts and a tee triple shot breve lubricates enough for brain...Read More