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I Want To Throttle That Darned Axolotl!
I have a friend called Bob Beaubobble
who trains unusual pets to juggle
assorted items frequently fumbled
by freakish fish or octibumbles

This hobby made him mucha dinero
which he put in the bank ‘with interest’ to grow  
but while he was filling in all of the forms
One creature...

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Categories: darned, funny, on work and
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Darned Drive-In
Busty Betty beguiled the besotted boys
Painfully plain Polly puzzled over her plight
Dapper Dan discovered the delights of drive-ins
Blushing busty Betty before long began to bulge 
Polly perceived  her problem and preceded
To point the poor papa and his problem to the priest...

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Categories: darned, life, people, places,
Form: Alliteration
Skinned Knees and Darned Socks
Skinned knees and darned socks
Hand me down clothes the lot
Playtime under the sun
Backyard cricket when the day is done

No need to be the best
Just join in with the rest
Go to bed dog tired
60s Summer time as we desired.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Categories: darned, fun, summer,
Form: Ballad

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Darned Out Body
Darn the worn out,
And in such a manner,
That the thing appears new,
He did it with clothes,
I used to do that with lives,
I did several times with my own,
and of those connected around,
We had all broken shreds of lives,
And underneath peered near-deaths,
And they were not wrong,
When...

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Categories: darned, inspirational, life, philosophy, body,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things