Really Weird Poems - Poems about Really Weird

...I woke up and forgot my password. Everything seems back-assword. It must be somewhere, but mislaid, among a paper mountain, I'm afraid. Something's really weird and strange. Has my brain been re......

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..."I hope you enjoy this true story. While I'm unable to emulate Hitchcock, the tale reminds me of that great director." ~ The First Grader In 1965, on a corner lot, four or five ch......

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...Proud to be insane, I'm free as can be/ Proud to be insane, I'm just being me/ Proud to be insane, I play by my own rules/ Proud to be insane, I do what I want/ I'm proud to be insane, I'm super ......

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...("Dreaming Gaia", 2020, original encaustic) Good Night Irene, Sweet Dreams We live in a time of two competing visions; The creation myths of sudden and gradual change, Or monotheism’s......

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...Oh boy, she was gorgeous and I made mention of bed She said she really liked me but she won’t until we’re wed She often said there’s stuff that really ought to be discussed But I could only think ......

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...The sound of silence shrieked today. I ran... to not be near it. The thing I thought was really weird, I didn't even hear it.......

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... You can't be serious!!! This must be a joke To consider this yahoo This really weird bloke It's all a big put on I have to ass/u/me You guys are surely outta Your cotton pickin' tr......

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..."Do you like U2?" she asked. It was an unusually awesome sunrise in Belleville Park. I come here to eat my breakfast on nice days and to take in the scenery before heading to the office. Paris ha......

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...past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits. townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits. their name is easy to learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz. ......

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...Mr. Dresden, my name is Joshua Aaronson. How can I help you Mr. Aaronson? How did you find me? My wife Chloe goes to your brother's hair salon. Your brother Thomas said that you're a private ......

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...subtitled: The Bolder Boys (rivals of The Golden Girls) written for a word bank contest - twenty really weird ones Two graying seniors with appalling chimera bantering back and forth - mental ......

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...I’ve not been here. I’ll nearly 2 days. This really happened. Enjoy, I hope. And you be wellM Dancing in a Fever Dream Ill. From inside a fever. Asleep. I Began to dream That I was t......

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...Why not grow, a goatee or a beard if you think, you look really weird Why not wear, those three-quarter shorts if you think, your legs look like warts Why not wear, no belt with your pants i......

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...I’m having the craziest time in the Soup I never knew how perilous that it could be. But since I landed here loopity-loop, I’ve felt like the chicken of some really weird sea. It sure looked de......

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...A drunk has a question for the bartender "Hey!! Whazzup mah man!? Fill dat to da brim, will ya? And Oh, have you been so drunk out of yo medulla oblongata ya blurted out stuff ya though......

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