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Password Denied

...I woke up and forgot my password.
Everything seems back-assword.
It must be somewhere, but mislaid,
among a paper mountain, I'm afraid.
Something's really weird and strange.
Has my brain been re...

Calvin

..."I hope you enjoy this true story.  While I'm unable to emulate Hitchcock, the tale reminds me of that great director." ~ The First Grader

In 1965, on a corner lot, four or five ch...

Proud To Be Insane

...Proud to be insane, I'm free as can be/
Proud to be insane, I'm just being me/
Proud to be insane, I play by my own rules/
Proud to be insane, I do what I want/
I'm proud to be insane, I'm super ...

Good Night Irene, Sweet Dreams

...("Dreaming Gaia", 2020, original encaustic)

Good Night Irene, Sweet Dreams 

We live in a time of two competing visions;
The creation myths of sudden and gradual change,
Or monotheism’s...

Love and Marriage - 2024

...Oh boy, she was gorgeous and I made mention of bed
She said she really liked me but she won’t until we’re wed
She often said there’s stuff that really ought to be discussed
But I could only think ...

The Sound of Silence

...The sound of silence shrieked today.
I ran... to not be near it.
The thing I thought was really weird,
I didn't even hear it....

You Can't Be Serious

...
You can't be serious!!!
This must be a joke
To consider this yahoo
This really weird bloke

It's all a big put on
I have to ass/u/me
You guys are surely outta
Your cotton pickin' tr...

Twits Terrible Nitwits

...past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits.
townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits.
their name is easy to  learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz.
...

A Conversation With Harry Dresden

...Mr. Dresden, my name is Joshua Aaronson.

How can I help you Mr. Aaronson?  How did you find me?

My wife Chloe goes to your brother's hair salon.  Your brother Thomas said that you're a private ...

They're Cute At This Age

...subtitled:  The Bolder Boys  (rivals of The Golden Girls)
written for a word bank contest - twenty really weird ones

Two graying seniors with appalling chimera
bantering back and forth - mental ...

Dancing Ina Fever Dream

...I’ve not been here.  I’ll nearly 2 days.  This really happened.  Enjoy, I hope.  And you be wellM


Dancing in a Fever Dream

Ill.  From inside a fever. Asleep.  I 
Began to dream
That I was t...

Cover Up Fashion

...Why not grow, a goatee or a beard
if you think, you look really weird

Why not wear, those three-quarter shorts
if you think, your legs look like warts

Why not wear, no belt with your pants
i...

The Craziest Time In the Soup

...I’m having the craziest time in the Soup
I never knew how perilous that it could be.
But since I landed here loopity-loop,
I’ve felt like the chicken of some really weird sea.

It sure looked de...

A Curious Drunk

...A drunk has a question
for the bartender

"Hey!! Whazzup mah man!? 
Fill dat to da brim, will ya? 

And Oh, have you been so drunk out of yo 
medulla oblongata ya blurted out 
stuff ya though...

Jellyfish Have No Brains

...Jellyfish have no brains and still cope 
For 500 million years, that gives me new hope
My brain's a good one 
But it's on vacation
People still leave me really weird notes...

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