Long Really weird Poems
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Calvin"I hope you enjoy this true story. While I'm unable to emulate Hitchcock, the tale reminds me of that great director." ~ The First Grader
In 1965, on a corner lot, four or five children,...
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Categories:
really weird, childhood, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
How I Got Rich and What Happened ThenWritten in summer of 1976.
I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.
We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay
And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.
I spent...
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Categories:
really weird, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Unexpected Saviors, Part IiiIII.
“We do not know how we missed them,”
he said, his voice becoming said.
“Hundreds of them, some big, some small...
the heavens all seemed to go mad.
“Some struck hard into the oceans,
and tsunamis scoured the coasts,
the ones...
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Categories:
really weird, computer, future, humanity, sad, science fiction, time,
Form:
Epic
The Polka Band That Ravaged Des Moines, Part II was drifting north, looking out for work,
found myself in Iowa, in Des Moines,
a polka band was holding a concert,
they needed roadies, so I thought I’d join.
The work was easy, just moving heavy things,
and helping...
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Categories:
really weird, adventure, celebration, crazy, horror, humor, humorous, music,
Form:
Narrative
Dancing Ina Fever DreamI’ve not been here. I’ll nearly 2 days. This really happened. Enjoy, I hope. And you be wellM
Dancing in a Fever Dream
Ill. From inside a fever. Asleep. I
Began...
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Categories:
really weird, dream, health, imagery, joy,
Form:
Imagism
Getting Burned By Burning DaylightI once tried to burn Day Light
But found she was not flammable
So I decided to try Twi Light
Not a chance...Twi just laughed at me
and Day smirked, snickered and pointed
Which REALLY burned me up...
'Try burning Night...
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Categories:
really weird, natural disasters, nature,
Form:
Light Verse
Mrs. Worth, Joyce Kilmer, and MeWhen I was yet in grade school, my teacher gave to me,
a task I thought most surely would be the death of me.
She ordered me to write a verse, in any style I chose,
I will...
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Categories:
really weird, childhood, education, funny, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
The Unplanned JourneyTHE UNPLANNED JOURNEY
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
I had a great breakfast gave a nice tip to the girl
I was late, had to swerve to avoid hitting a squirrel
I was really lucky when I crossed the yellow line
A...
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Categories:
really weird, allegory, allusion, death, destiny, journey, voyage,
Form:
Rhyme
Proud To Be InsaneProud to be insane, I'm free as can be/
Proud to be insane, I'm just being me/
Proud to be insane, I play by my own rules/
Proud to be insane, I do what I want/
I'm proud to...
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Categories:
really weird, character, crazy, deep, emotions, fantasy, mental health,
Form:
Free verse
A Conversation With Harry DresdenMr. Dresden, my name is Joshua Aaronson.
How can I help you Mr. Aaronson? How did you find me?
My wife Chloe goes to your brother's hair salon. Your brother Thomas said that you're a...
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Categories:
really weird, chicago, child, daughter, fantasy, magic, wisdom,
Form:
Narrative
Good Night Irene, Sweet Dreams("Dreaming Gaia", 2020, original encaustic)
Good Night Irene, Sweet Dreams
We live in a time of two competing visions;
The creation myths of sudden and gradual change,
Or monotheism’s creationism on one hand
And scientific materialism’s evolution the other.
Both...
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Categories:
really weird, mythology, perspective, philosophy, spiritual,
Form:
Narrative
Alcoholic HazeI think I’ll have a little tipple or two
I drink for me and a drink for you
We can start out carefully sipping slow
The night is young there’s a long time to go
After a few drinks...
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Categories:
really weird, lifeday, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa's Little HelperMommy! Mommy! I had the sweetest dream last night!
I dreamed I was Santa's helper and it gave me such a fright!
Mommy! Mommy! Did you know that reindeer can really fly?
I know, Mommy, 'cause he let...
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Categories:
really weird, holidayme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Marriage - 2024Oh boy, she was gorgeous and I made mention of bed
She said she really liked me but she won’t until we’re wed
She often said there’s stuff that really ought to be discussed
But I could only...
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Categories:
really weird, boy, confusion, girl, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump a Fruit CakeTrump A Fruit Cake
Come on now and give me big break;
Trump has become a crazy fruit cake;
Around will crawl,
With hands small;
Favorite news he reads has been fake.
Jim Horn
Trump An Idiot
At times we think Trump is...
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Categories:
really weird, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Bono and Me"Do you like U2?" she asked.
It was an unusually awesome sunrise in Belleville Park. I come here to eat my breakfast on nice days and to take in the scenery before heading to the...
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Categories:
really weird, love, music,
Form:
Haibun
They're Cute At This Agesubtitled: The Bolder Boys (rivals of The Golden Girls)
written for a word bank contest - twenty really weird ones
Two graying seniors with appalling chimera
bantering back and forth - mental meandering.
Be it mirage...
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Categories:
really weird, 11th grade, old, retirement, romance,
Form:
Quatrain
Spanks On SpanksI get spanked just about every day? I don't know why? I guess it is just natural for guys! I never see girls do it! Guys are really weird you have to admit it. There...
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Categories:
really weird, abuse, anti bullying, bullying, how i feel,
Form:
Salaam
Twits Terrible Nitwitspast knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits.
townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits.
their name is easy to learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz.
brown...
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Categories:
really weird, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Password DeniedI woke up and forgot my password.
Everything seems back-assword.
It must be somewhere, but mislaid,
among a paper mountain, I'm afraid.
Something's really weird and strange.
Has my brain been rearranged?
As this odd feeling lingers,
I can't even feel my...
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Categories:
really weird, anxiety, computer, confusion, hyperbole, mental health, psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
Mixed FeelingsWhen people meet someone new, one individual (he and/or she) is either happy, sad, angry,
or really surprised. Is it just a bunch of different attitudes or just mood swings? It
seems that every human being is...
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Categories:
really weird, depression, loss, lost love, love, sad, feelings,
Form:
Epic
A Patient In ChargeI studied for years and got a degree,
and today I practice psychiatry.
The patients I see are twisted and whirled;
all seem to live in the weirdest of world.
They tend to see dragons and leprechauns,
witches and...
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Categories:
really weird, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
What Comes FirstThe very first poem of the new year
Should it be full of good cheer
Or should it make one shed a tear
How about something really weird
Or scary, about stuff we...
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Categories:
really weird, new year, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
The Craziest Time In the SoupI’m having the craziest time in the Soup
I never knew how perilous that it could be.
But since I landed here loopity-loop,
I’ve felt like the chicken of some really weird sea.
It sure looked delicious the first...
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Categories:
really weird, humor,
Form:
Personification
Angel In Your Eyes Contest EntryPainful Angles; Hope gets strangled
New fangled fears forever dangled
Entangled dreams are mostly mangled
Demons wrestled then wearily wrangled
StrAngels chAngeled,
My sweet CocAinegeles!
Those cunning exchAngeles
Outlawed derAngeles...
Oh, ye kind Angels, give me Peace-
From your embrace, never released
Envelope me, and...
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Categories:
really weird, angel,
Form:
Rhyme