Nudist Poems - Poems about Nudist

Donald

Old Donald an out of work tramp
retired to a new nudist camp
what he hadn't been told
was the pool water's cold
which reduced his prospects when damp

Missing Him

As The Rising Sun, The Dawn Came In Softly & Slowly;
&
So Did My Suffering.

Maybe Unexplained Or Unexpected Feelings;
Which Have Been Ignored;
A Sudden Melancholy Skulking In The Silence;
Awaiting The Arrival Of This Day.

The Days Have Regrettably Passed Since We Parted Ways;
About 4 Years Ago, & I Now Wonder If There Was Anything I Could Have Done;
I

Simply a Nudist Poet

I'm,
The truth, never mind you, 
Everclear dreams, 
Sipping fermented potato skins, eating synthetic heroin. 

Nudist writing unclothed poems in bowling pin streets, 
I write from the heart, 
My art mainly of people who live their lives free and Naked,
Honest, truthfully I'm humbled, my bumbling lines are unclothed.

Uniqueness, I am,
Mind blowing poet, I am,
Bipartisanship over equipped

Nahna James Nudist Rhyme

How about you, tiny schlong? 
I'm curious as to why you aren't very tall 
the sun is shining so brightly over the planet
little star, twinkle, twinkle
how i ponder your whereabouts
why does it turn red from your radiation and place me in this hospital bed?
Nahna led me to the Nude beach and hid my clothing from

United States of Nudist

Writing poetic confessions is akin to visiting a Nudist state
Well, the concept sounds good, but all this exhibitionism -- 
The Naked performing unsteady cartwheels, their dangly bits -- 
Makes it seem like a bad idea.

Taking a break in the pleasant air
Look at how happy they are, 
Dancing in a circle and jerking up and down,

Nudist Lady

Noticed the Nude lady from the rear
Within the full moon 
Such a unique image was imprinted in my memory
In my lifeless heart, it burned itself.

Ancient opponent's wailing can be heard in the distance
She approaches, grinning with her bare breast
She is Naked flaunting her wonderful curves while being utterly bold
She exudes a lot of confidence.

She suggested,

My Sanctuary For Naked Slumber

I go to sleep in eden's garden
I'm surrounded by flowers and leaves
I fall asleep completely Naked, as i breathe in the fragrant flowers
I rest in the tranquil garden. 

In my Nakedness
I go to sleep where nature sleeps
I sleep underneath this chilly, empty, pitch-black sky as the birds hum lullabies
Similar to a chrysalis, i am enclosed.

Nudism - the Important Issue of the Hour

It is difficult to get rid of the false self
A believable mask has taken years to develop
Such safety precautions demand extensive disguising
Dear i ask, why can't we all be living in the bare?

The conditioning begins at a young age
Everyone is trained to look good at every stage
Shame on you if you don't protect your private

Being a Christian Nudist

I'm a christian Nudist,
I believe that the only way to find true pleasure as a christian,
Is to give up all worldly belongings, live as a Nudist, 
And worship God in the skin you were born in.

Then should Christians go bottomless and topless and be at Nudist beaches? 
You have no idea what you are missing

I Am Nudism

I - I will never accept hate speechs from fake moral hypocritical brokers

A - aiming, hoping, and wishing for a Nudist country
M - maybe not now, but someday it will come to pass

N - never will i be ashamed of my Naked body or stop promoting Nudism
U - until then i will keep, hoping and

My Dentist Started a Nudist Colony

Burn after
Reading 
You've got
The silver
My dentist is an 
Impossible white man; 
He knows where's he's going!

I am booking an appointment 
He's the man
Racist bread - probably

We've all looked in the 
Mirror today
A neighbour requested
A chainsaw
I got on the sus bus

A wardrobe malfunction 
In the 
Waiting room
Figleaf stuff
In the dentist's chair

Right-handed people chew 
On
Their right-side
I've started
Spying

At the Nudist Club

I meet the naked lady on the stairs:
her heavy breasts and belly madly bounce.
I stand aside, but grinning, turn to watch
her wobbling thighs and buttocks as she walks
towards the bottom of the stairs; but then
she turns and runs towards me, breasts a blur
of bouncing, jumping, swinging, sagging flesh,
and just beneath her flabby belly, hair.
She passes,

A Very Cold Day On the Nudist Beach

White sand
Looks grand

Cool breeze
Through trees

He's bare
Folks stare!

Looks down
Huge frown

Chilly
Willy ...

Dinky
Winky!

Fig leaf -
Fits brief!

Wrong size…
Surprise!

Too small
Shows ball!

Stays calm
Finds palm

Palm fits
Hides ‘bits’

Large leaf -
Relief!

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He Had To Wear a Fig Leaf At the Nudist Colony

Dinky
Winky


11-22-17

A Bitterly Cold Day On a Nudist Beach Footle

Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

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