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Nahna James Nudist Rhyme

How about you, tiny schlong? I'm curious as to why you aren't very tall the sun is shining so brightly over the planet little star, twinkle, twinkle how i ponder your whereabouts why does it turn red from your radiation and place me in this hospital bed? Nahna led me to the Nude beach and hid my clothing from me so i was left lying in the sun cooking in complete obscurity he gave me a helmet for my head but my poor winkie was becoming red from the blister which was double its normal size and appeared to need ice Nahna gave me a tiny paper brolly that covered it and created the impression that it was a candy after a short while, it resembled a red, bloated slug, and the ambulance carried me away to a hospital bed Nahna, who is typically a nasty old witch, decided to trade roles out of compassion for me i was laying there writhing in pain he became tired of my whining after my fervent plea was heard, the nurse pulled the blood from the iv, gave me something to smile about, and connected it to a pouch of gin.

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