Short Nudist Poems

Dinky
Winky


11-22-17...

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forest in winter
skeleton trees - nature’s own 
nudist colony

 
7/2/12...

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Aladdin rubbed an English lamp
And found the genie rather damp
He made a wish
For chips & fish
With a pint in a nudist camp...

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Nudist colonies
residents always wear clothes
at their dance events!


"Get your Senryu on" contest by Judy Konos...

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A nudist  appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!...

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A nudist said, "Oh, what the heck!
I shall get my suntan on deck!"
A girl came along
And saw something wrong
But when it spat, she broke its neck...

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A nudist camp's "Come-as-you-are"
Was held at Trump's Side-Saddle Bar
There was just one hitch
To Donald Trump's itch:
He could not make Stormy in par!...

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Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

03~20~17...

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An androgynous 
People. 

Vanity
Evaporated.

Suckling babes and
Adonis no longer
Feed from the same
Orgasm. 

I exhale, 
Feeling
Smooth and 
Whole. 

Extraterrestrial....

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A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily

03~08~17...

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A cute nudist her name was Lorna
Loved sex in the flora and fauna
She’d get down on her knees
Neath the bushes and trees
as Lorna's an outdoors performer!

03~03~17...

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There once was a young man, called Jack Leach,
    Who fell asleep, on a nudist beach.
    But the sun and fresh air,
    Soon scorched his derrière.
    Now it looks like, an overripe peach.
    
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Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run 
naked at daytime




*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you with the PG description of his depravities...

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Spotting a blind man on a nudist beach isn't "hard"
Quite easy in fact, his lower region will tell you in that regard
If the sign is amiss
Be sure of this
Either he's a woman hater or a total absolute retard...

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nudist looked to person cover
they will were his own hide
how was it possible

they closed one color to another color
two color was mix
how much was the provision

there were always shadows
actual fairly
when do disappear...

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BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE


Two widows sunbathed on a  beach
A nudist walks past hear them screech
He’s a well hung bloke
Old Maud has a stroke
but sadly her friend cannot reach

NB Sex on the beach is a cocktail

06/06/21...

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scope

gulls along shoreline

cast progression and motion –

shadow horizon


worship

rain ribbons the sun

rays’ drizzle evaporates

nudist takes shelter


illusion

sea mew crests surface

rides surf sways in tide’s push –

pulls up red herring


24th March 2021...

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Chastity went to a nudist camp
And wondered why they turned down the lamp
But when she saw Dick
With his wilted wick
She knew at once why the seats were damp!

 Contributed by Belle Bellevue:

Chastity quickly dressed and left the site
Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” 
At home was a note 
Her sister had wrote, 
“Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”...

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Reading all the news
I sit here and reflect,
All those people said “he’s sick”-
Now currently correct.

President in quarantine
And his trophy wife,
What a marriage they do have-
Such quality of life.

Though they’ll have the best of care
I’m not at all desirous, 
The super model nudist 
And the husband who’s a virus.

Good USA people
Just know when you’re in doubt
He may die-oh why oh why
Or “Trump” the Covid out!...

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just a short note

Alice visits monthly
Mad Hatter too.
did you know 
they are a pair now.
Cheshire cat had 
to have dental surgery
braces all gleamy 
through the leaves.  
Jabberwocky  gave up 
his wicked ways and 
joined a nudist zen group 
calms him you know.
some one filled the Caterpillars 
hookah full of dried grass;
he suffers from green lung
poor thing.

More news in next letter
Yours eternally 
J. A. Curtain...

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I created a large snowman
On our snowy laden front lawn
Facing the street on which we live.
It was not an ordinary
Snowman; you know, the ones you see
With large packed snowballs stacked on top
Of each other with chunks of coal
Representing facial features;
Not mine! He was a translucent,
Naked man of wintery snow;
A frigid albino nudist
Whose large, blue-shooter marble eyes
Stare back at you from its cold soul
Beckoning every passerby....

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WARNING BAWDY LIMERICK !

My daughter descended our stairs
Nude boobies and bottom she bares
She answered the bell
To our Auntie Nell
Who chastised her for showing her wares

But Chloe says Auntie you see
There's nothing wrong with nudity
On the nudist beach
Men say I'm a peach
And pluck me when I'm in the sea!

Nude descending Staircase Poetry Contest
Sponsored by John Lawless

10/9/19...

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When I was
a child
I had a tree
in my back yard
and in this tree
I’d hide
and one day
I found peace and
serenity
a few years 
back
a logging company
cut down my 
tree
and a supermarket
bought the land
and knocked down
the house
I grew up in
and the most beautiful 
thing is
on my clothing
I write
and I feel more hidden
than I ever have 
before
although the world
is watching me
run naked through
the streets 
in search 
of the answer...

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Name of Man has to do with some Isle
And when heard should see us smile
Fabulous you will find every feature
In walls of castle could be a creature.

Waves came ashore after they were dashing
On women who were really rather ravishing
And even those who could be the cutest
Never ever really need to be a nudist.

With fabulous bodies beaches were covered
While winged birds on high have hovered
And as waves swirl and curl always can
Come see Jan here on the Isle of Man....

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