Short Nudist Poems
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Aladdin rubbed an English lamp
And found the genie rather damp
He made a wish
For chips & fish
With a pint in a nudist camp
Nudist colonies
residents always wear clothes
at their dance events!
"Get your Senryu on" contest by Judy Konos
A nudist appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!
A nudist said, "Oh, what the heck!
I shall get my suntan on deck!"
A girl came along
And saw something wrong
But when it spat, she broke its neck
A nudist camp's "Come-as-you-are"
Was held at Trump's Side-Saddle Bar
There was just one hitch
To Donald Trump's itch:
He could not make Stormy in par!
Old Donald an out of work tramp
retired to a new nudist camp
what he hadn't been told
was the pool water's cold
which reduced his prospects when damp
Folks stare
He’s bare!
No smalls
Cold balls!
Chilly
Willy
Teeny
Weeny
Dinky
Winkie
Fig leaf
Relief!
03~20~17
An androgynous
People.
Vanity
Evaporated.
Suckling babes and
Adonis no longer
Feed from the same
******.
I exhale,
Feeling
Smooth and
Whole.
Extraterrestrial.
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
A cute nudist her name was Lorna
Loved sex in the flora and fauna
She’d get down on her knees
Neath the bushes and trees
as Lorna's an outdoors performer!
03~03~17
There once was a young man, called Jack Leach,
Who fell asleep, on a nudist beach.
But the sun and fresh air,
Soon scorched his derrière.
Now it looks like, an overripe peach.
.
Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run
naked at daytime
*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you with the PG description of his depravities
Spotting a blind man on a nudist beach isn't "hard"
Quite easy in fact, his lower region will tell you in that regard
If the sign is amiss
Be sure of this
Either he's a woman hater or a total absolute retard
nudist looked to person cover
they will were his own hide
how was it possible
they closed one color to another color
two color was mix
how much was the provision
there were always shadows
actual fairly
when do disappear
BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE
Two widows sunbathed on a beach
A nudist walks past hear them screech
He’s a well hung bloke
Old Maud has a stroke
but sadly her friend cannot reach
NB Sex on the beach is a cocktail
06/06/21
scope
gulls along shoreline
cast progression and motion –
shadow horizon
worship
rain ribbons the sun
rays’ drizzle evaporates
nudist takes shelter
illusion
sea mew crests surface
rides surf sways in tide’s push –
pulls up red herring
24th March 2021
I believe in ‘maximum exposure’
each and every day
When my plans go awry
I blame it on ‘they’
'They’ are so old-fashioned
and vindictive to boot
‘They’ even banned me from nudist camp
~ envied my birthday suit
Chastity went to a nudist camp
And wondered why they turned down the lamp
But when she saw Dick
With his wilted wick
She knew at once why the seats were damp!
Contributed by Belle Bellevue:
Chastity quickly dressed and left the site
Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night”
At home was a note
Her sister had wrote,
“Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”
Reading all the news
I sit here and reflect,
All those people said “he’s sick”-
Now currently correct.
President in quarantine
And his trophy wife,
What a marriage they do have-
Such quality of life.
Though they’ll have the best of care
I’m not at all desirous,
The super model nudist
And the husband who’s a virus.
Good USA people
Just know when you’re in doubt
He may die-oh why oh why
Or “Trump” the Covid out!
just a short note
Alice visits monthly
Mad Hatter too.
did you know
they are a pair now.
Cheshire cat had
to have dental surgery
braces all gleamy
through the leaves.
Jabberwocky gave up
his wicked ways and
joined a nudist zen group
calms him you know.
some one filled the Caterpillars
hookah full of dried grass;
he suffers from green lung
poor thing.
More news in next letter
Yours eternally
J. A. Curtain
I created a large snowman
On our snowy laden front lawn
Facing the street on which we live.
It was not an ordinary
Snowman; you know, the ones you see
With large packed snowballs stacked on top
Of each other with chunks of coal
Representing facial features;
Not mine! He was a translucent,
Naked man of wintery snow;
A frigid albino nudist
Whose large, blue-shooter marble eyes
Stare back at you from its cold soul
Beckoning every passerby.
WARNING BAWDY LIMERICK !
My daughter descended our stairs
Nude boobies and bottom she bares
She answered the bell
To our Auntie Nell
Who chastised her for showing her wares
But Chloe says Auntie you see
There's nothing wrong with nudity
On the nudist beach
Men say I'm a peach
And pluck me when I'm in the sea!
Nude descending Staircase Poetry Contest
Sponsored by John Lawless
10/9/19
When I was
a child
I had a tree
in my back yard
and in this tree
I’d hide
and one day
I found peace and
serenity
a few years
back
a logging company
cut down my
tree
and a supermarket
bought the land
and knocked down
the house
I grew up in
and the most beautiful
thing is
on my clothing
I write
and I feel more hidden
than I ever have
before
although the world
is watching me
run naked through
the streets
in search
of the answer
Name of Man has to do with some Isle
And when heard should see us smile
Fabulous you will find every feature
In walls of castle could be a creature.
Waves came ashore after they were dashing
On women who were really rather ravishing
And even those who could be the cutest
Never ever really need to be a nudist.
With fabulous bodies beaches were covered
While winged birds on high have hovered
And as waves swirl and curl always can
Come see Jan here on the Isle of Man.