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My Son Asked to Read That Story With Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Pizza
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My Five-Year-Old-Son Asked Me Might Dinosaurs Come Back One Day
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I Told My Students My Dad Got The Electric Chair Just To Look Cool
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I Come From A Long Line of Banjo Players
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if you're on a space walk with a helmet on you can drown in your own sick
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i've told my students to refer to me as 'captain'
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A Colleague Recommended I Read Machiavelli's 'The Prince' To Help Me Discipline My Class
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I Arrived Home and My Son Told Me He'd Seen a Very Skinny Person Today
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Please limit poems posted to 10 per 24hr period
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carry on up uranus
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There's Noise Coming From My Cranberry Bread
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My Five-Year-Old-Son is Sad He Can't Run the 100m Under 10 Seconds
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I Want To Meditate with Roy Orbison
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We All Croak or I Get Nervous Before Teaching Every Class
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why does my student have to go to the bathroom during every class
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I Shared a Kurt Vonnegut Lecture with My Chinese Students and They Beamed
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there's no such thing as climate change
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how to win a game of chicken
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David Letterman's Beard
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This Poem is a Both Elbows on the Table Read
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A Bloke I Know Has Told A Girl He's Started Dating That He's An Astronaut
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Showing Pictures of Brains on a PPT Is Very Powerful and Sexy
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My Chopsticks Are Talking To Me
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If Human Waste Was Scattered From the Sky, It Would Turn to Ice and Become A Danger to People
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Whenever I Think About Poetry, I Want to Fall On My Knees and Weep
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Somebody Asked the Prime Minister a Question About Washing Machines
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there's a new teacher starting with us next term called david spunko
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My Mate Jericho Gave LSD to Zebrafish
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Bill Gates Wants To Block Out The Sun
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which nostril do you breathe out of
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Encourage a Poet By Being The First to Comment
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I Was Livid The Day They Offered Me The Nobel Prize
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the PE teacher at work supports 4 teams
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there's a poet online with the same name as me
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i dedicate this poem to three imaginary readers looking over my shoulder
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i'm doing an online mental age test and so select the tab, 'i reject all birthday parties'
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| 12/25/2021 |
Shakespeare Interviewed on Jimmy Fallon
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| 12/13/2021 |
one hand on the steering wheel, the other pumping away
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my son wants to talk about tooth decay
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| 12/04/2021 |
i cried watching a horse race
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| 11/27/2021 |
We Can't Get Out The Car Until We've Thanked Our Four-Year-Old-Son For Helping Us Park It
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| 11/20/2021 |
I'm Talking With Two Americans About Walmart
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| 10/28/2021 |
Brad Pitt Shouldn't Be In Space
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| 10/24/2021 |
there's a bloke in the office setting up his tent
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| 10/16/2021 |
I'm Reading A Book About Acting So I Can Pretend To Be Marlon Brando When I Discipline The Class
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| 10/04/2021 |
Farming Is A Mistake, Like Tik Tok
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| 10/03/2021 |
tips on how to raise a smart toddler
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| 10/02/2021 |
after teaching romanticism i want to join the circus
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| 09/22/2021 |
after reading a WH Auden poem i asked the class to be silent
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| 09/06/2021 |
My Four Year Old Son Is Sad He Can't Do The Pole Vault
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teaching poetry makes me feel weak
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| 08/30/2021 |
the life of a translator
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| 08/28/2021 |
goodnight boney-eared assfish
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AIR CONDITIONING IS EVIL
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| 08/18/2021 |
Australia Doesn't Exist
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the neighbours are suspicious of my sixty-sixty-year-old dad because he wears a leather jacket
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| 08/05/2021 |
those lights are burning up my ass
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how would you teach your poetry
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| 07/25/2021 |
My Wife is Mad
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| 07/22/2021 |
if you told me my mother was a secret race car driver i wouldn't even be surprised
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| 07/21/2021 |
bob dylan's songs come from a pipe
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SHE WASHES HER HAIR WITH BEER, VINEGAR AND EGG
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| 07/07/2021 |
You Can't Smother A Person With A Pillow
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| 07/05/2021 |
Mr T Interviewed On Letterman
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Basically, I'm Miserable
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| 06/29/2021 |
HIDE AND SEEK IN THE OFFICE
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| 06/27/2021 |
after today's class will you use or store your urine for anything
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| 06/23/2021 |
car accident listening to sinead o'connor
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| 06/23/2021 |
my selfie stick is longer than yours
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they found the body this morning
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| 06/14/2021 |
Great Dumbledore Quotes
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if you had to have one Queen song played at your funeral, which would you choose
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i am sleeping with a bucket
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only female mosquitoes bite, the male ones just say hello
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Watching Wrestlemania with a Baptist
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| 03/08/2021 |
conducting an imaginary orchestra in the passenger seat
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| 03/07/2021 |
there's a bloke in this museum dressed as a cannonball
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| 02/28/2021 |
Give Me Back the Ozone Layer
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| 02/19/2021 |
46 per cent of japan's population hide when someone rings the doorbell
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| 02/08/2021 |
there's a bloke in this cafe slapping his face
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| 02/03/2021 |
Mum Loves War
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| 02/02/2021 |
Beach Ball in a Suitcase
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| 02/01/2021 |
gimme gimme gimme fried chicken
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| 01/31/2021 |
the french don't give a
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| 01/28/2021 |
there's a bloke in this cafe wearing a cape
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| 01/26/2021 |
pretending to be on the phone
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| 01/25/2021 |
the cloud appreciation society
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| 01/24/2021 |
there's a bloke in this cafe wearing heart-shaped spectacles
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