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Best Nudist Poems

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Premium Member He Had To Wear a Fig Leaf At the Nudist Colony
Dinky
Winky


11-22-17...

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Categories: nudist, beach, body, humorous,
Form: Footle



Nahna James Nudist Rhyme
How about you, tiny schlong? 
I'm curious as to why you aren't very tall 
the sun is shining so brightly over the planet
little star, twinkle,...

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Categories: nudist, africa, america, body, internet,
Form: Rhyme
Being a Christian Nudist
I'm a christian Nudist,
I believe that the only way to find true pleasure as a christian,
Is to give up all worldly belongings, live as a...

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Categories: nudist, africa, angel, art, bible,
Form: Classicism
Nudist Lady
Noticed the Nude lady from the rear
Within the full moon 
Such a unique image was imprinted in my memory
In my lifeless heart, it burned itself.

Ancient...

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Categories: nudist, america, angel, body, feelings,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina Parmenter
For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.

Ev’ry...

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Categories: nudist, clothes,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member One Night Stanza
You called me "baby"
When your eyes streaked
In nudist dialect
Upon my strength

You begged to engorge
My palms
With cinnamon scented lotion

Taking me into melancholic forest
To sacrifice your shedding,...

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Categories: nudist, life, lust, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Holy Cow, Ii's Bigfoot
Living near the Lumni Indians 
In our own Puget Sound
Is a family of humanoids.
Few folks know they’re around.

They come down from nearby mountains
To escape the...

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Categories: nudist, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Crack of the Moon
I joined a nudist colony,
Was that a big mistake!
Everyone's naked, in the buff,
Sippin' soda by a lake

A big ol' gal named Marsha,
Stepped on a banana...

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Categories: nudist, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ouch
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by...

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Categories: nudist, body, humorous, insect,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Honeymoon Blues Collaboration
Two young newlyweds Samantha and Ray
On honeymoon went camping to the Bay
But as they were rocking
Strong winds came a knocking
And left them nude as their...

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Categories: nudist, humor,
Form: Limerick
Ode To Joe Gould
Born Joseph Ferdinand Gould, in Norwood Massachusetts, 1889.
A 1911 graduate of Harvard, and a
Greenwich village Bohemian from 1916 until 1957,
and the time of his death...

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Categories: nudist, art, people, places, poets,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Indigestion
It started with an apple in paradise or was it a date they consumed

Had they kept their clothes off laundry day would have been easier

	The...

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Categories: nudist, conflict, corruption, food,
Form: Free verse
Nudism - the Important Issue of the Hour
It is difficult to get rid of the false self
A believable mask has taken years to develop
Such safety precautions demand extensive disguising
Dear i ask, why...

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Categories: nudist, africa, art, books, internet,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member The Reluctant Serpent - a Fairy Tale
Once Upon a Time Everything was Perfect in Eden, NSW, Australia

This is a story about why snakes are reluctant to leave whenever you see them....

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Categories: nudist, fairy,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Naked Against the World
Government officials, chasing me 
A peaceful Naked being dance on the street
Woke from a nightmare being chased by blind eyeballs draped in flags, 
City on...

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Categories: nudist, america, art, body, poems,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs