My Dentist Started a Nudist Colony

Burn after
Reading 
You've got
The silver
My dentist is an 
Impossible white man; 
He knows where's he's going!

I am booking an appointment 
He's the man
Racist bread - probably

We've all looked in the 
Mirror today
A neighbour requested
A chainsaw
I got on the sus bus

A wardrobe malfunction 
In the 
Waiting room
Figleaf stuff
In the dentist's chair

Right-handed people chew 
On
Their right-side
I've started
Spying on diners 

I take my harmonica 
To the dentist
Braces blues and
Floss funk

I give my wife toothbrush kisses
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