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He Had To Wear a Fig Leaf At the Nudist Colony

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11-22-17

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Viv Wigley

November 27, 2017 at 6:11 AM

Fortunately, not a problem I am familiar with, mine is big enough to fill a pram. Good fun Jan, good luck , Viv x

Jan Allison

November 27, 2017 at 6:30 AM

ha ha ha. This was my original idea and seeing that most of the winners won with the short form maybe I should have stuck with this poem:-)hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

November 25, 2017 at 2:52 PM

LOL, you're the Queen of Footles as well as Limericks!

Jan Allison

November 25, 2017 at 2:58 PM

This was my original poem for the contest and I was so happy when Brian allowed us to expand the theme lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels

November 25, 2017 at 8:57 AM

Ha ha! Am guessing this was your original draft, before Brian allowed multiple strings? Works well on its own!! I finally dredged that "Models" Footle out of my brain, that I talked about months ago - let me know if you get a chance to view it! All the best, John.

Jan Allison

November 25, 2017 at 10:16 AM

Yes this was my original poem and now it's grown into a string of footles :-) I do find it so difficult just to write one I guess it's because I love to write rhyming poetry:-)Will drop by your poem:-) xx hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

November 24, 2017 at 7:11 PM

Tinky Winky Hey its cold out there Lol funny Jan like it . Question I see 1 of my Poems Alamein is on the best list How do they chose or decide this ? It hasn't had many views

Jan Allison

November 25, 2017 at 10:14 AM

Are you saying my poems are poop Jerry lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

November 25, 2017 at 10:13 AM

Hi Christopher The midnight romance on had about 250 reads when it got to the top spot and it placed in 2 contests and is about 400 reads. i have no idea how its calculated but was honoured it got to number one:-)hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

November 25, 2017 at 6:35 AM

I have yet to figure it out myself Chris, I looked at the stats and by all calculation Jan should be #1........ and she is when she's writing about #2 .......just kidding Jan big hug !

Christopher Flaherty

November 24, 2017 at 7:43 PM

Maybe its favorites then. I see your Poem had over 4k views though that is some Serious Numbers my Dear you have a massive following if not the best

Jan Allison

November 24, 2017 at 7:28 PM

Thanks Christopher for the comment about the poem:-) As for best new poems I have no idea how it is calculated, I held the top spot for my midnight romance poem and it showed on my list of people's favourite poem but it didn't have any more faves than other poems I have written but it has had a lot of comments. Maybe TPS could tell you but i don't know how its worked out:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

November 23, 2017 at 4:00 PM

Pinky,Slinky

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 4:47 PM

lol Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

November 23, 2017 at 2:38 PM

Are fig leaves very small Jan. Was that your point or more appropriate is that his point! Maybe he should have worn a magnifying glass. I had mine tattooed with a lager version of the original. It’s all about optics Jan it’s all about optics. Because of the huge restrictions you were under I’ll have to fav this one. I mean look at the huge conversation you started with just two words...and a twig.

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 4:47 PM

LOL Armand and I am going to 'expand' the theme now the sponsor has changed the rules:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

November 23, 2017 at 2:11 PM

This is hilarious! I'm having a hard time writing anything.

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 4:45 PM

I love the form Dale and find it great fun:-) hugs jan xx

Kelli White

November 23, 2017 at 6:43 AM

Better he wear a fig leaf than a pine needle! Lol.

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 6:49 AM

LOL Keli:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 23, 2017 at 1:23 AM

awesome, Jan. Soupmail

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 6:49 AM

Replied xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

November 23, 2017 at 12:10 AM

Awesome ,Jan, good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve ~`*

Jan Allison

November 23, 2017 at 6:48 AM

Thanks Eve:-) thinking of you my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

November 22, 2017 at 6:50 PM

The perfect footle, really! I particularly love the tone - no judgement, just matter of fact. Earns a fave in my books.

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 7:02 PM

Thanks Line:-) I struggle to write just one footle though, they are quite addictive lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

November 22, 2017 at 4:40 PM

perhaps it was just a case of "dinkage shrinkage"

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 5:12 PM

ha ha ha lovely one John that is very witty:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

November 22, 2017 at 1:26 PM

Hopefully he matched his mate. LOL

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 1:34 PM

hopefully lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 22, 2017 at 1:06 PM

- Free choise : XS-S-M-L-XL-XXL-XXXL-XXXXL :))) - Well done, Jan :) - Luck in the contest - Smile & hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 1:33 PM

ha ha ha love it Anne Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

November 22, 2017 at 1:00 PM

Love it Jan! Maybe even an oak leaf would suffice?!........xx......Pat

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 1:33 PM

ha ha ha, yes that would cover his acorns as well lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

November 22, 2017 at 12:00 PM

Small size ... Wife sighs. Good luck in the contest. // Barry

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 12:03 PM

ha ha ha Barry great one hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

November 22, 2017 at 10:52 AM

too large - hid barge...two trees - for these ...cant miss - such bliss...explore - want more?

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 10:54 AM

Tim, just one footle is so restrictive!:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

November 22, 2017 at 9:38 AM

Love your humor, Jan. Maybe this footle should have a not-for-contest continuation. John

Jan Allison

November 22, 2017 at 10:00 AM

I have done a poem on this theme but maybe its time for it to be revived and a few more verses added lol. I do find the one footle contests so restrictive as once I start I find it hard to stop:-( hugs jan xx