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A Bitterly Cold Day On a Nudist Beach Footle

Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

03~20~17

beachbodyholidayhumorousweatherfootle

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Roy Pett

March 21, 2017 at 11:46 AM

Brilliant as usual, certainly gave me a laugh, Roy. :))

Jan Allison

March 21, 2017 at 4:40 PM

Glad you had a laugh Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

March 21, 2017 at 8:13 AM

Lol! Jan, this sooo funny! I think you out did your self with this one. Your sense of humor is awesome:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

March 21, 2017 at 4:40 PM

I can't stop once I start on the footles Alexis lol:-) I know some would not consider it poetry as its not intellectually challenging but its such a fun form and it appeals to my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch

March 21, 2017 at 3:23 AM

Ha ha ha, love it! Made me grin! Thanks for the fun footle.

Jan Allison

March 21, 2017 at 5:23 AM

Get your pen out and start footling about Elizabeth - they are quite addictive once you start writing them lol:-) One addiction I love:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 20, 2017 at 6:59 PM

hahaha. maybe this was the "Porn" the clown was referring to? YOu are such a hoot.

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 7:02 PM

I don't think his porn comment was aimed at me but to be honest Andrea I don't give a monkey's. I make a joke about my 'poop' poetry but I try to bring a little fun onto the site - he would be better spending his time practising what he preaches instead of belittling and bullying people but I guess it makes him feel good.:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

March 20, 2017 at 5:04 PM

You are so funny, Jan! Ha! Ha! Blessings, Kim

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 6:52 PM

I try to bring a bit of lighthearted fun to the site Kim:-) There is room on soup for all styles even my poop poems:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

March 20, 2017 at 3:26 PM

Funny Jan..lol . Your humor in your poetry is great :)

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 6:53 PM

Thanks Heidi - i am just working on a new string of poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 20, 2017 at 2:34 PM

- FUNNY :))) ...(so) tiny ... (try) find me - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 6:53 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

March 20, 2017 at 1:40 PM

Whahaha...He should have exposed it on a warm day..maybe He would have done better..lol..Very good Jan.Still smiling.

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 6:54 PM

lol Charma - I am smiling like a cheshire cat too:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

March 20, 2017 at 11:28 AM

How did I know this is where this was going just from the title.? :) Funny Jan...

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 11:30 AM

Cheers Chris - I hope you will write a few funny ones for the contest I've put up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

March 20, 2017 at 11:26 AM

Teeny...Weenie ....Loose worm...Girls squirm ...Cool breeze... Striptease

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 12:55 PM

I added teeny weeny then dinkie winkie lol hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

March 20, 2017 at 11:38 AM

You are more than welcome Jan...

Jan Allison

March 20, 2017 at 11:29 AM

ha ha ha - Tim can I have your permission to use 'teeny weenie' - that will finish off the poem perfectly - i wanted to add another verse lol:-) hugs jan xx