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A Bitterly Cold Day On a Nudist Beach Footle

Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

03~20~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Roy Pett Date: 3/21/2017 11:46:00 AM Brilliant as usual, certainly gave me a laugh, Roy. :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/21/2017 4:40:00 PM Glad you had a laugh Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 3/21/2017 8:13:00 AM Lol! Jan, this sooo funny! I think you out did your self with this one. Your sense of humor is awesome:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/21/2017 4:40:00 PM I can't stop once I start on the footles Alexis lol:-) I know some would not consider it poetry as its not intellectually challenging but its such a fun form and it appeals to my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch Date: 3/21/2017 3:23:00 AM Ha ha ha, love it! Made me grin! Thanks for the fun footle. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/21/2017 5:23:00 AM Get your pen out and start footling about Elizabeth - they are quite addictive once you start writing them lol:-) One addiction I love:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/20/2017 6:59:00 PM hahaha. maybe this was the "Porn" the clown was referring to? YOu are such a hoot. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 7:02:00 PM I don't think his porn comment was aimed at me but to be honest Andrea I don't give a monkey's. I make a joke about my 'poop' poetry but I try to bring a little fun onto the site - he would be better spending his time practising what he preaches instead of belittling and bullying people but I guess it makes him feel good.:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman Date: 3/20/2017 5:04:00 PM You are so funny, Jan! Ha! Ha! Blessings, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 6:52:00 PM I try to bring a bit of lighthearted fun to the site Kim:-) There is room on soup for all styles even my poop poems:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 3/20/2017 3:26:00 PM Funny Jan..lol . Your humor in your poetry is great :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 6:53:00 PM Thanks Heidi - i am just working on a new string of poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/20/2017 2:34:00 PM - FUNNY :))) ...(so) tiny ... (try) find me - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 6:53:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 3/20/2017 1:40:00 PM Whahaha...He should have exposed it on a warm day..maybe He would have done better..lol..Very good Jan.Still smiling. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 6:54:00 PM lol Charma - I am smiling like a cheshire cat too:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 3/20/2017 11:28:00 AM How did I know this is where this was going just from the title.? :) Funny Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 11:30:00 AM Cheers Chris - I hope you will write a few funny ones for the contest I've put up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/20/2017 11:26:00 AM Teeny...Weenie ....Loose worm...Girls squirm ...Cool breeze... Striptease Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 12:55:00 PM I added teeny weeny then dinkie winkie lol hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx Tim Smith Date: 3/20/2017 11:38:00 AM You are more than welcome Jan... Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 11:29:00 AM ha ha ha - Tim can I have your permission to use 'teeny weenie' - that will finish off the poem perfectly - i wanted to add another verse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/20/2017 11:25:00 AM LOL..as always! Bare bones, too funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 11:30:00 AM :-) thanks Kim I am hoping I get some really funny poems:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit Date: 3/20/2017 11:21:00 AM So bare, so rude to stare, they must be blue, shame on you. LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 1:07:00 PM lol DM - do enter the contest if your muse is in a humourous mood - they are so simple and fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx