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A Bitterly Cold Day On a Nudist Beach Footle

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Folks stare He’s bare! No smalls Cold balls! Chilly Willy Teeny Weeny Dinky Winkie Fig leaf Relief! 03~20~17

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Roy Pett

Date: 3/21/2017 11:46:00 AM

Brilliant as usual, certainly gave me a laugh, Roy. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 4:40:00 PM

Glad you had a laugh Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/21/2017 8:13:00 AM

Lol! Jan, this sooo funny! I think you out did your self with this one. Your sense of humor is awesome:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 4:40:00 PM

I can't stop once I start on the footles Alexis lol:-) I know some would not consider it poetry as its not intellectually challenging but its such a fun form and it appeals to my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch

Date: 3/21/2017 3:23:00 AM

Ha ha ha, love it! Made me grin! Thanks for the fun footle.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 5:23:00 AM

Get your pen out and start footling about Elizabeth - they are quite addictive once you start writing them lol:-) One addiction I love:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2017 6:59:00 PM

hahaha. maybe this was the "Porn" the clown was referring to? YOu are such a hoot.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 7:02:00 PM

I don't think his porn comment was aimed at me but to be honest Andrea I don't give a monkey's. I make a joke about my 'poop' poetry but I try to bring a little fun onto the site - he would be better spending his time practising what he preaches instead of belittling and bullying people but I guess it makes him feel good.:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 3/20/2017 5:04:00 PM

You are so funny, Jan! Ha! Ha! Blessings, Kim

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 6:52:00 PM

I try to bring a bit of lighthearted fun to the site Kim:-) There is room on soup for all styles even my poop poems:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 3/20/2017 3:26:00 PM

Funny Jan..lol . Your humor in your poetry is great :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 6:53:00 PM

Thanks Heidi - i am just working on a new string of poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/20/2017 2:34:00 PM

- FUNNY :))) ...(so) tiny ... (try) find me - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 6:53:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/20/2017 1:40:00 PM

Whahaha...He should have exposed it on a warm day..maybe He would have done better..lol..Very good Jan.Still smiling.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 6:54:00 PM

lol Charma - I am smiling like a cheshire cat too:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 3/20/2017 11:28:00 AM

How did I know this is where this was going just from the title.? :) Funny Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 11:30:00 AM

Cheers Chris - I hope you will write a few funny ones for the contest I've put up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/20/2017 11:26:00 AM

Teeny...Weenie ....Loose worm...Girls squirm ...Cool breeze... Striptease

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 12:55:00 PM

I added teeny weeny then dinkie winkie lol hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 3/20/2017 11:38:00 AM

You are more than welcome Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 11:29:00 AM

ha ha ha - Tim can I have your permission to use 'teeny weenie' - that will finish off the poem perfectly - i wanted to add another verse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/20/2017 11:25:00 AM

LOL..as always! Bare bones, too funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 11:30:00 AM

:-) thanks Kim I am hoping I get some really funny poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Dm Babbit

Date: 3/20/2017 11:21:00 AM

So bare, so rude to stare, they must be blue, shame on you. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 1:07:00 PM

lol DM - do enter the contest if your muse is in a humourous mood - they are so simple and fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx