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A Very Cold Day On the Nudist Beach

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White sand Looks grand Cool breeze Through trees He's bare Folks stare! Looks down Huge frown Chilly Willy ... Dinky Winky! Fig leaf - Fits brief! Wrong size… Surprise! Too small Shows ball! Stays calm Finds palm Palm fits Hides ‘bits’ Large leaf - Relief! Footle form sequenced Contest Sponsored by Brian Strand n/a in contest judged on 12/21/17 ANOTHER 2017 STUNNER - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Line Gauthier 11-24-17

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Jannie Breedt

Date: 1/5/2018 7:43:00 AM

Jan Youre a hoot!!!

Nick Bagnall

Date: 12/9/2017 9:40:00 AM

Usually I share the good footles with my children, maybe not this time, made me smile

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 6:41:00 PM

LOL Nick I agree, this one may be a little too risque to share:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 11/28/2017 8:41:00 PM

I'm still laughing, super series of footles. Hugs Mick...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2017 12:49:00 AM

Thanks Mick I got an n/a in the contest so i should have stuck to my original 2 lines lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 11/27/2017 6:09:00 AM

Too big no twig Fun write Jan, guaranteed to raise a smile. Or goose pimples. Good luck, Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2017 6:27:00 AM

ha ha ha I got an n/a so I may as well give upon writing humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 11/26/2017 6:27:00 AM

Absolutely brilliant footle Jan, nudist beach in winter no, to cold to old, GL in contest, a winner for me. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 11/26/2017 6:29:00 AM

ha ha ha Roy :-) I'm not sure if Brian will appreciate my humour but once we could expand from one footle I went into overdrive . I love to write with rhyme so find this form such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 11/26/2017 6:00:00 AM

isle of mans not the place jan well chilly ps not from personal experience

Jan Allison
Date: 11/26/2017 6:05:00 AM

LOL Stephen ... but we do have palms trees on the Island ... so if anyone IS interested and it's a cold day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/25/2017 2:51:00 PM

LOL, I knew I could rely on you for a laugh x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 2:57:00 PM

I try to behave Jack but once I had free rein to expand my original footle I just cant stop footling about:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 11/25/2017 8:54:00 AM

Thanks so much for the chuckles, Jan - haven't laughed that much in ages. Here's hoping Brian appreciates the humour!! Best of luck! Kind regards, John.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 10:34:00 AM

I take my chance with my 'cheeky' poems John but i do love the footles form I find it so difficult to write just one:-) hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 11/25/2017 6:28:00 AM

Hahahaaha what's next? nipple lipple

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 7:44:00 AM

lol Jerry:-) Not sure if the sponsor will appreciate my wit but i do love this form lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Ella

Date: 11/25/2017 5:39:00 AM

So funny:D

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 7:43:00 AM

Thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing

Date: 11/24/2017 10:02:00 PM

LOL... I can't! Jan, you just made my aching bones feel better. This had me giggling :) wonderful write. Good luck in the contest... hugs and smiles :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 7:43:00 AM

I can sympathise Akkina I have a winter chill and I ache everywhere but got to soldier on I've got exam work next week and that is so spasmodic:-) hugs jan xx

Trisha Sugarek

Date: 11/24/2017 7:59:00 PM

FDL, LOL, OMG. Toooo funny. I loved it Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 7:41:00 AM

I'm blushing here Trisha lol. I love writing funny poems but can pen the odd serious one too:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 11/24/2017 6:54:00 PM

Like always..... magnificent... truly number one

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2017 7:41:00 AM

aww Pashang you are so kind :-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 11/24/2017 6:34:00 PM

Funny poem! I have gone skinny dipping when younger. Glad your protagonist found a suitable leaf! Yours Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 6:35:00 PM

LOL Matthew you really make me smile with some of your comments ... my poem is total fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Ashley

Date: 11/24/2017 6:14:00 PM

Lol!! Awesome Jan! Risque fun :)) Good luck but already a winner with me..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 6:15:00 PM

Thanks Susan, I just love the fun footle form, if i don't place in the contest so be it but as long as i make some folk smile that is the main thing:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 11/24/2017 5:03:00 PM

Jan, put down the binoculars and step away from that window. thanks for the chuckle

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 5:11:00 PM

lol John ... as far as I am aware we have no nude beaches here and it is so darn cold I reckon a privet leaf would spare anyone's blushes:-) Not sure what Brian will think of my footles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/24/2017 1:10:00 PM

Hilarious!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 4:36:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 11/24/2017 11:03:00 AM

I got a good laugh out of this one, Jan, I so enjoy your sense of humor. I would have to agree with Dale, this should be on the winners list.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 4:36:00 PM

Glad i made you smile John i do enjoy writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 11/24/2017 10:59:00 AM

I had a feeling you were going to expand. One just kind of whetted your appetite huh?? 80)....Good one! Good luck!....xx.....Pat

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 11:34:00 AM

I can't resist the footle form and was delighted that we could write more:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 11/24/2017 7:38:00 AM

This is an great one. I'd sure put in on the winner's list!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2017 7:40:00 AM

You can never tell with contests Dale, it may be a little too risque lol:-) But as long as it makes folks smile that is the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx