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A Very Cold Day On the Nudist Beach

White sand
Looks grand

Cool breeze
Through trees

He's bare
Folks stare!

Looks down
Huge frown

Chilly
Willy ...

Dinky
Winky!

Fig leaf -
Fits brief!

Wrong size…
Surprise!

Too small
Shows ball!

Stays calm
Finds palm

Palm fits
Hides ‘bits’

Large leaf -
Relief!

Footle form sequenced Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand
n/a in contest judged on 12/21/17

ANOTHER 2017 STUNNER - Poetry Contest
Sponsored  by Line Gauthier

11-24-17

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Jannie Breedt Date: 1/5/2018 7:43:00 AM Jan Youre a hoot!!! Login to Reply

Nick Bagnall Date: 12/9/2017 9:40:00 AM Usually I share the good footles with my children, maybe not this time, made me smile Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2017 6:41:00 PM LOL Nick I agree, this one may be a little too risque to share:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot Date: 11/28/2017 8:41:00 PM I'm still laughing, super series of footles. Hugs Mick... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/29/2017 12:49:00 AM Thanks Mick I got an n/a in the contest so i should have stuck to my original 2 lines lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 11/27/2017 6:09:00 AM Too big no twig Fun write Jan, guaranteed to raise a smile. Or goose pimples. Good luck, Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2017 6:27:00 AM ha ha ha I got an n/a so I may as well give upon writing humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 11/26/2017 6:27:00 AM Absolutely brilliant footle Jan, nudist beach in winter no, to cold to old, GL in contest, a winner for me. :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2017 6:29:00 AM ha ha ha Roy :-) I'm not sure if Brian will appreciate my humour but once we could expand from one footle I went into overdrive . I love to write with rhyme so find this form such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 11/26/2017 6:00:00 AM isle of mans not the place jan well chilly ps not from personal experience Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2017 6:05:00 AM LOL Stephen ... but we do have palms trees on the Island ... so if anyone IS interested and it's a cold day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 11/25/2017 2:51:00 PM LOL, I knew I could rely on you for a laugh x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 2:57:00 PM I try to behave Jack but once I had free rein to expand my original footle I just cant stop footling about:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels Date: 11/25/2017 8:54:00 AM Thanks so much for the chuckles, Jan - haven't laughed that much in ages. Here's hoping Brian appreciates the humour!! Best of luck! Kind regards, John. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 10:34:00 AM I take my chance with my 'cheeky' poems John but i do love the footles form I find it so difficult to write just one:-) hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 11/25/2017 6:28:00 AM Hahahaaha what's next? nipple lipple Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 7:44:00 AM lol Jerry:-) Not sure if the sponsor will appreciate my wit but i do love this form lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Ella Date: 11/25/2017 5:39:00 AM So funny:D Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 7:43:00 AM Thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing Date: 11/24/2017 10:02:00 PM LOL... I can't! Jan, you just made my aching bones feel better. This had me giggling :) wonderful write. Good luck in the contest... hugs and smiles :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 7:43:00 AM I can sympathise Akkina I have a winter chill and I ache everywhere but got to soldier on I've got exam work next week and that is so spasmodic:-) hugs jan xx

Trisha Sugarek Date: 11/24/2017 7:59:00 PM FDL, LOL, OMG. Toooo funny. I loved it Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 7:41:00 AM I'm blushing here Trisha lol. I love writing funny poems but can pen the odd serious one too:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi Date: 11/24/2017 6:54:00 PM Like always..... magnificent... truly number one Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/25/2017 7:41:00 AM aww Pashang you are so kind :-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 11/24/2017 6:34:00 PM Funny poem! I have gone skinny dipping when younger. Glad your protagonist found a suitable leaf! Yours Matthew Anish Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 6:35:00 PM LOL Matthew you really make me smile with some of your comments ... my poem is total fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Ashley Date: 11/24/2017 6:14:00 PM Lol!! Awesome Jan! Risque fun :)) Good luck but already a winner with me.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 6:15:00 PM Thanks Susan, I just love the fun footle form, if i don't place in the contest so be it but as long as i make some folk smile that is the main thing:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless Date: 11/24/2017 5:03:00 PM Jan, put down the binoculars and step away from that window. thanks for the chuckle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 5:11:00 PM lol John ... as far as I am aware we have no nude beaches here and it is so darn cold I reckon a privet leaf would spare anyone's blushes:-) Not sure what Brian will think of my footles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 11/24/2017 1:10:00 PM Hilarious!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 4:36:00 PM Glad you enjoyed Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 11/24/2017 11:03:00 AM I got a good laugh out of this one, Jan, I so enjoy your sense of humor. I would have to agree with Dale, this should be on the winners list. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 4:36:00 PM Glad i made you smile John i do enjoy writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams Date: 11/24/2017 10:59:00 AM I had a feeling you were going to expand. One just kind of whetted your appetite huh?? 80)....Good one! Good luck!....xx.....Pat Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 11:34:00 AM I can't resist the footle form and was delighted that we could write more:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 11/24/2017 7:38:00 AM This is an great one. I'd sure put in on the winner's list! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/24/2017 7:40:00 AM You can never tell with contests Dale, it may be a little too risque lol:-) But as long as it makes folks smile that is the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx