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A Very Cold Day On the Nudist Beach

White sand
Looks grand

Cool breeze
Through trees

He's bare
Folks stare!

Looks down
Huge frown

Chilly
Willy ...

Dinky
Winky!

Fig leaf -
Fits brief!

Wrong size…
Surprise!

Too small
Shows ball!

Stays calm
Finds palm

Palm fits
Hides ‘bits’

Large leaf -
Relief!

Footle form sequenced Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand
n/a in contest judged on 12/21/17

ANOTHER 2017 STUNNER - Poetry Contest
Sponsored  by Line Gauthier

11-24-17

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Jannie Breedt January 5, 2018 at 7:43 AM Jan Youre a hoot!!!

Nick Bagnall December 9, 2017 at 9:40 AM Usually I share the good footles with my children, maybe not this time, made me smile Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 6:41 PM LOL Nick I agree, this one may be a little too risque to share:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot November 28, 2017 at 8:41 PM I'm still laughing, super series of footles. Hugs Mick... Jan Allison November 29, 2017 at 12:49 AM Thanks Mick I got an n/a in the contest so i should have stuck to my original 2 lines lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley November 27, 2017 at 6:09 AM Too big no twig Fun write Jan, guaranteed to raise a smile. Or goose pimples. Good luck, Viv x Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 6:27 AM ha ha ha I got an n/a so I may as well give upon writing humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett November 26, 2017 at 6:27 AM Absolutely brilliant footle Jan, nudist beach in winter no, to cold to old, GL in contest, a winner for me. :)) Jan Allison November 26, 2017 at 6:29 AM ha ha ha Roy :-) I'm not sure if Brian will appreciate my humour but once we could expand from one footle I went into overdrive . I love to write with rhyme so find this form such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell November 26, 2017 at 6:00 AM isle of mans not the place jan well chilly ps not from personal experience Jan Allison November 26, 2017 at 6:05 AM LOL Stephen ... but we do have palms trees on the Island ... so if anyone IS interested and it's a cold day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne November 25, 2017 at 2:51 PM LOL, I knew I could rely on you for a laugh x Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 2:57 PM I try to behave Jack but once I had free rein to expand my original footle I just cant stop footling about:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels November 25, 2017 at 8:54 AM Thanks so much for the chuckles, Jan - haven't laughed that much in ages. Here's hoping Brian appreciates the humour!! Best of luck! Kind regards, John. Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 10:34 AM I take my chance with my 'cheeky' poems John but i do love the footles form I find it so difficult to write just one:-) hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis November 25, 2017 at 6:28 AM Hahahaaha what's next? nipple lipple Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 7:44 AM lol Jerry:-) Not sure if the sponsor will appreciate my wit but i do love this form lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Ella November 25, 2017 at 5:39 AM So funny:D Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 7:43 AM Thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing November 24, 2017 at 10:02 PM LOL... I can't! Jan, you just made my aching bones feel better. This had me giggling :) wonderful write. Good luck in the contest... hugs and smiles :) Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 7:43 AM I can sympathise Akkina I have a winter chill and I ache everywhere but got to soldier on I've got exam work next week and that is so spasmodic:-) hugs jan xx

Trisha Sugarek November 24, 2017 at 7:59 PM FDL, LOL, OMG. Toooo funny. I loved it Jan! Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 7:41 AM I'm blushing here Trisha lol. I love writing funny poems but can pen the odd serious one too:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi November 24, 2017 at 6:54 PM Like always..... magnificent... truly number one Jan Allison November 25, 2017 at 7:41 AM aww Pashang you are so kind :-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish November 24, 2017 at 6:34 PM Funny poem! I have gone skinny dipping when younger. Glad your protagonist found a suitable leaf! Yours Matthew Anish Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 6:35 PM LOL Matthew you really make me smile with some of your comments ... my poem is total fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Ashley November 24, 2017 at 6:14 PM Lol!! Awesome Jan! Risque fun :)) Good luck but already a winner with me.. Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 6:15 PM Thanks Susan, I just love the fun footle form, if i don't place in the contest so be it but as long as i make some folk smile that is the main thing:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless November 24, 2017 at 5:03 PM Jan, put down the binoculars and step away from that window. thanks for the chuckle Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 5:11 PM lol John ... as far as I am aware we have no nude beaches here and it is so darn cold I reckon a privet leaf would spare anyone's blushes:-) Not sure what Brian will think of my footles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso November 24, 2017 at 1:10 PM Hilarious!!! Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 4:36 PM Glad you enjoyed Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf November 24, 2017 at 11:03 AM I got a good laugh out of this one, Jan, I so enjoy your sense of humor. I would have to agree with Dale, this should be on the winners list. Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 4:36 PM Glad i made you smile John i do enjoy writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams November 24, 2017 at 10:59 AM I had a feeling you were going to expand. One just kind of whetted your appetite huh?? 80)....Good one! Good luck!....xx.....Pat Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 11:34 AM I can't resist the footle form and was delighted that we could write more:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart November 24, 2017 at 7:38 AM This is an great one. I'd sure put in on the winner's list! Jan Allison November 24, 2017 at 7:40 AM You can never tell with contests Dale, it may be a little too risque lol:-) But as long as it makes folks smile that is the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx