At the Nudist Club

I meet the naked lady on the stairs:
her heavy breasts and belly madly bounce.
I stand aside, but grinning, turn to watch
her wobbling thighs and buttocks as she walks
towards the bottom of the stairs; but then
she turns and runs towards me, breasts a blur
of bouncing, jumping, swinging, sagging flesh,
and just beneath her flabby belly, hair.
She passes, squeezing by me, skin on skin.
I wonder what she thought of me, and laugh,
imagining my dangly, wobbly self.

written 14th October, for John Lawless' Nude descending a staircase contest

pure fiction
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
October 30, 2019 at 9:34 PM
Wow! Double-wow! I just love this one. Can't believe it didn't get a win. Far and away the funniest entry I read in the contest. Actually the ONLY funny one---but, please, that doesn't diminish all the yuks I got from viewing it (twice!). Better than Curly, Larry and Moe! ~ Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Dietrich Avatar
October 27, 2019 at 12:05 PM
did this not get a win? IT's awesome, my friend!!!
Awtry Avatar
October 23, 2019 at 5:15 PM
an excellent case for clothing! While this was a fun read I think you will understand that I am going to try and forget it now ;)
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