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Wit Poems - Poems about Wit

Premium Member What Makes Me Smile
Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise, then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day. Making someone laugh when I go shopping, seeing their face go from dull to lighting up. Nothing is better than a new puppy, all soft and furry with a kiss from a tiny tongue. A child's face in wonder, giving them a double ice...

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Categories: wit, day, fun, humor, kiss,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Novum Papam, Novum Spem
A new Pope A new hope Farewell to Pope Francis Who did a wonderful job as a great clergy As we know, age believes in no dynasty We come and we go like a kiss New blood is needed from time to time And of course, that’s natural; that’s not a crime Novum papam habemus Novum spem habemus We have a new hope We have a...

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Categories: wit, baptism, christian, farewell, god,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Outburst
That tepid tea, civility, Is not the drink for such as me! Thou cusp, thou nib, thou pricket, prickle, tang and tine! Thy wit lacks width to grasp my line! ...

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Categories: wit, anger, baptism, conflict, emotions,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Samuel Langhorne Clemens had a wit as acidic as a lemon to many pompous people he was a pain especially with his pen name Mark Twain ...

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Categories: wit, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member I Writ What I Wrote With Wit
It took but a bit But used my good wit To write what I writ I'll try to use couth And write about truth Be it black or white Be it wrong or right It's just what I write By chance I wrote wrong What's writ all along Then, I'll sing your song And...

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Categories: wit, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Brevity Is The Soul of Wit
Brevity is the Soul of Wit (Hamlet Shakespeare) Really?! ...

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Categories: wit, words,
Form: Free verse
Mobile Delight in the twilight
A sweet sword Hanging on my brain door Shining with a mystical might Flavors that are vicious and bright It cuts my invisible emotional ties And takes me on a roller-coaster ride Diving into the ocean of E-life Everything else seems to be a lie A new tool “E-divine” That sets the bar upright The windows shut and doors closed The real world carved is...

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Categories: wit, addiction, analogy, international, internet,
Form: Free verse
Full Steam Ahead
I watched the water shuttering on the table. I was stunned as this seemed out off sorts: an earthquake exactly at twelve, high noon on 12-12-2012 . This is the day, that the Priapus Award finalist had to have there name in in order to receive the nominations for Researcher and amatuer Journalist of the year. Seven ordained people had to dispute...

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Categories: wit, business, community, courage, culture,
Form: Bio
Than-Bauk
than-bauk goes down and around thoughts to drown boredom than-bauk takes pains down the brain's stem and reins-in smiles than-bauk's stair steps boast well-swept words and depth of wit ...

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Categories: wit, 11th grade,
Form: Than-Bauk
Premium Member 'The Wizard of Wit'
I call him ‘The Wizard of Wit’ and hope that he'll never-ever quit For if he does, tragedy befalls us No solace ~ should we lose John Lawless ...

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Categories: wit, friend, humor, smart, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
wit ow uh woman
. I woke this morn eve were gone ...

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Categories: wit, appreciation, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member Sarcasm
Sarcasm’s the lowest form of wit But what should be the highest form Still cannot be defined, isn’t it A harder matter to conform? Consequently, its lack of wit About sarcasm: there’s no contest No worth contender to defeat And so the lowest is the best. ...

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Categories: wit, humor,
Form: Rhyme
off wit the slops
. noth'n sounds more sweeter than the jamaican windz help'n the salty wet slap 'gainst mine cabin's porthole ...

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Categories: wit, adventure, allegory, beautiful, blue,
Form: Epyllion
Premium Member A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If there are idiots in the room Said the teacher, sarcasm in full bloom, Silence stretched along, Then a freshman stood strong, To join you, sir, I'll hold elbow room. The...

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Categories: wit, childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The 'Gift' of Wit
Wit is a 'gift' best kept under wraps ~ Beware their knowing smiles and claps...

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Categories: wit, humor, irony, vanity,
Form: Couplet

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