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Quote Left All, or the greatest part of men that have aspired to riches or power, have attained thereunto either by force or fraud, and what they have by craft or cruelty gained, to cover the foulness of their fact, they call purchase, as a name more honest. Howsoever, he that for want of will or wit useth not those means, must rest in servitude and poverty. Quote Right
Quote Left He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. Quote Right
Quote Left You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. Quote Right
Quote Left The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it. Quote Right
Quote Left The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word, his very glance. The condition of servitude is inherent in him, in his very soul and worse than the physical is the spiritual slavery. The Germans must be set free from wit Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is the lowest form of humor. Humor Quote Right
Quote Left 'A likely story indeed!' said the Pigeon, in a tone of the deepest contempt. 'I've seen a good many little girls in my time, but never one wit... Quote Right
Quote Left The more wit the less courage. Quote Right
Quote Left I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well. Quote Right
Quote Left A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. Quote Right
Quote Left There are many shining qualities on the mind of man; but none so useful as discretion. It is this which gives a value to all the rest, and sets them at work in their proper places, and turns them to the advantage of their possessor. Without it, learning is pedantry; wit, impertinence; virtue itself looks like weakness; and the best parts only qualify a man to be more sprightly in errors, and active to his own prejudice. Though a man has all other perfections and wants discretion, he will be of no great consequence in the world; but if he has this single talent in perfection, and but a common share of others, he may do what he pleases in his station of life. Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. Quote Right
Quote Left Here with hosts of friends I revel who can never change or chill; Though the fleeting years and seasons they are fair and faithful still! Kings and courtiers, knights and jesters, belles and beaux of far away, Meet and mingle with the beauties and the heroes of to-day. All the lore of ancient sages, all the light of souls divine, All the music, wit and wisdom of the gray old world is mine, Garnered here where fall the shadows of the mystic pineland's gloom! And I sway an airy kingdom from my little book-lined room. Quote Right
Quote Left Why should I let the toad work Squat on my life? Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork and drive the brute off? Quote Right
Quote Left Manner is all in all whatever is writ, the substitute for genius sense and wit Quote Right
Quote Left He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit. Quote Right
Quote Left That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, ... may create many admirers; but, take my word for it, it makes few friends. It shines and dazzles like the noonday sun, but, like that, too, it is very apt to scorch, and therefore is always feared. The milder morning and evening light and heat of that planet soothe and calm our minds. Never seek for wit; if it present itself, well and good; but even then, let your judgement interpose, and take care that it be not at the expense of anybody. Quote Right
Quote Left Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit. Quote Right
Quote Left Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink... Quote Right
Quote Left This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters. Quote Right
Quote Left By and large the literature of a democracy will never exhibit the order, regularity, skill, and art characteristic of aristocratic literature; formal qualities will be neglected or actually despised. The style will often be strange, incorrect, overburdened, and loose, and almost always strong and bold. Writers will be more anxious to work quickly than to perfect details. Short works will be commoner than long books, wit than erudition, imagination than depth. There will be a rude and untutored vigor of thought with great variety and singular fecundity. Authors will strive to astonish more than to please, and to stir passions rather than to charm taste. Quote Right
Quote Left It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. Quote Right
Quote Left Who would not give up wit for power and beauty? Quote Right
Quote Left He drew a circle that shut me out --
Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.
But Love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in.
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Quote Left Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. Quote Right
Quote Left One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin. Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is the only wall between us and the dark. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted. Quote Right
Quote Left I am often confronted by the necessity of standing by one of my empirical selves and relinquishing the rest. Not that I would not. If I could, be... a great athlete and make a million a year, be a wit, a born -- vivant and a lady killer, as well as a philosopher, a philanthropist ... and saint. But the thing is simply impossible. The millionaire's work would run counter to the saint s; the bon-vivant and the philanthropist would trip each other up; the philosopher and the lady killer could not well keep house in the same tenement of clay. Such different characters may conceivably, at the outset of life. Be alike possible for a man. But to make any one of them actual, the rest must more of less be suppressed. So the seeker of his truest, strongest, deepest self must review the list carefully and pick out on which to stake his salvation. All other selves thereupon become unreal, but the fortunes of this self are real. Its failure are real failures, its triumphs real triumphs carrying shame and gladness with them. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Wit

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Quote Left “The seeds of greatness lie dormant within, waiting for the nurturing touch of purpose to awaken them.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left “The path to greatness is paved with persistence, not perfection.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left "Authenticity is the fragrance of a soul at peace with itself.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left “From the mysterious depths of the ocean to the towering peaks of mountains, let us be stewards of all life forms, protecting the precious balance of ecosystems with unwavering resolve.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left “Every drop of water, every breath of air, every blade of grass whispers the same truth: we are but custodians of this planet, entrusted with its care for generations yet to come.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left When you have a conversation with yourself, just listen. Quote Right
Quote Left What step can be great without being risky? May 2024. Quote Right
Quote Left For some, that have thought long & hard, and choose to disbelieve in an afterlife ... the question humanity must ask is straightforward, with that in mind ... what can one believe in before death? Quote Right
Quote Left "Paint with paint or paint with words." Quote Right
Quote Left To have prejudices is to feel superior, but God created us in the same way without a preference. Let's start to love one another to build a much better world. Quote Right
Quote Left "One can paint with paints. One can paint with words." Quote Right
Quote Left I should shave more often...like my garden, unkempt -- but the birds and other critters I relate closely with in my heart, seem far more comfortable and at home when less fuss and trimming. Quote Right
Quote Left The mystery of life, the mystery of love, the mystery of creation -- what keeps me coming back to God, enthralled with God, is His endearing, never ending mystery. One experiences first-hand through Christ. Quote Right
Quote Left The world is digital now, with reality often serving only as passage to our next digital odyssey. Quote Right
Quote Left The only problem with wishing for all your dreams to come true is . . . that a few nightmares may also become real. Quote Right
Quote Left "A day goes better with pretty flowers." Quote Right
Quote Left Focus. Let not that which befall your ears, Remove His peace; and fill you with fears. Focus Quote Right
Quote Left Treat everything we do with same loving care that goes into our poetry...and life will respond with volumes to treasure. Quote Right
Quote Left Churches are bird feeders and bird feeders are no good without birds. Quote Right
Quote Left In tough times, remember that every storm eventually passes, and we emerge stronger than before. Let's keep holding onto hope, for it's the light that guides us through the darkest of nights. Remember, even if you find yourself alone, know that within you lies the strength to endure. You're not alone in your journey, and brighter days are still ahead. Stay strong and keep believing in yourself. By: Innantia Magcanya Quote Right
Quote Left I learn with how to get moksha make one diksa to A person and take his moksha as guru dakshina Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left I learn with how to get moksha make one diksa to A person and take his moksha as guru dakshina Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Most of the parameters that we set, are formed with a duality from end to end, such as, black & white, right & wrong, good & evil, strong & weak, or receive & send. Yet it's the shades or degrees that lie in between, that may approach the infinite, where little is absolute or guaranteed. Quote Right
Quote Left “The path to greatness is paved with Purpose, Persistence, and Patience.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left 'The weight of doubt grows lighter with each act of determination.' - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left 'The mind is a silent force shaping worlds within and without; cultivate mindfulness, intentionality, and positivity in your thoughts.' - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left 'True peace must be felt within; any peace externally imposed that leaves turmoil within is not peace at all.' - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left 'Hope is the whisper of possibility in the darkest of nights, igniting the flame of resilience within.' - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left 'The weight of doubt grows lighter with each act of determination.' - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left I prefer to seek acceptance of God, rather than that of man. Man wants things, great achievements -- when God only wants my love…. What man is most careless with – abuses and discards often at mere whim…. Quote Right
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