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Quote Left All, or the greatest part of men that have aspired to riches or power, have attained thereunto either by force or fraud, and what they have by craft or cruelty gained, to cover the foulness of their fact, they call purchase, as a name more honest. Howsoever, he that for want of will or wit useth not those means, must rest in servitude and poverty. Quote Right
Quote Left He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. Quote Right
Quote Left The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it. Quote Right
Quote Left The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word, his very glance. The condition of servitude is inherent in him, in his very soul and worse than the physical is the spiritual slavery. The Germans must be set free from wit Quote Right
Quote Left You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. Quote Right
Quote Left 'A likely story indeed!' said the Pigeon, in a tone of the deepest contempt. 'I've seen a good many little girls in my time, but never one wit... Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is the lowest form of humor. Humor Quote Right
Quote Left A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. Quote Right
Quote Left I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well. Quote Right
Quote Left There are many shining qualities on the mind of man; but none so useful as discretion. It is this which gives a value to all the rest, and sets them at work in their proper places, and turns them to the advantage of their possessor. Without it, learning is pedantry; wit, impertinence; virtue itself looks like weakness; and the best parts only qualify a man to be more sprightly in errors, and active to his own prejudice. Though a man has all other perfections and wants discretion, he will be of no great consequence in the world; but if he has this single talent in perfection, and but a common share of others, he may do what he pleases in his station of life. Quote Right
Quote Left Here with hosts of friends I revel who can never change or chill; Though the fleeting years and seasons they are fair and faithful still! Kings and courtiers, knights and jesters, belles and beaux of far away, Meet and mingle with the beauties and the heroes of to-day. All the lore of ancient sages, all the light of souls divine, All the music, wit and wisdom of the gray old world is mine, Garnered here where fall the shadows of the mystic pineland's gloom! And I sway an airy kingdom from my little book-lined room. Quote Right
Quote Left The more wit the less courage. Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. Quote Right
Quote Left Why should I let the toad work Squat on my life? Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork and drive the brute off? Quote Right
Quote Left Manner is all in all whatever is writ, the substitute for genius sense and wit Quote Right
Quote Left That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, ... may create many admirers; but, take my word for it, it makes few friends. It shines and dazzles like the noonday sun, but, like that, too, it is very apt to scorch, and therefore is always feared. The milder morning and evening light and heat of that planet soothe and calm our minds. Never seek for wit; if it present itself, well and good; but even then, let your judgement interpose, and take care that it be not at the expense of anybody. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin. Quote Right
Quote Left He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit. Quote Right
Quote Left By and large the literature of a democracy will never exhibit the order, regularity, skill, and art characteristic of aristocratic literature; formal qualities will be neglected or actually despised. The style will often be strange, incorrect, overburdened, and loose, and almost always strong and bold. Writers will be more anxious to work quickly than to perfect details. Short works will be commoner than long books, wit than erudition, imagination than depth. There will be a rude and untutored vigor of thought with great variety and singular fecundity. Authors will strive to astonish more than to please, and to stir passions rather than to charm taste. Quote Right
Quote Left Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink... Quote Right
Quote Left Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit. Quote Right
Quote Left This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters. Quote Right
Quote Left One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. Quote Right
Quote Left Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. Quote Right
Quote Left I am often confronted by the necessity of standing by one of my empirical selves and relinquishing the rest. Not that I would not. If I could, be... a great athlete and make a million a year, be a wit, a born -- vivant and a lady killer, as well as a philosopher, a philanthropist ... and saint. But the thing is simply impossible. The millionaire's work would run counter to the saint s; the bon-vivant and the philanthropist would trip each other up; the philosopher and the lady killer could not well keep house in the same tenement of clay. Such different characters may conceivably, at the outset of life. Be alike possible for a man. But to make any one of them actual, the rest must more of less be suppressed. So the seeker of his truest, strongest, deepest self must review the list carefully and pick out on which to stake his salvation. All other selves thereupon become unreal, but the fortunes of this self are real. Its failure are real failures, its triumphs real triumphs carrying shame and gladness with them. Quote Right
Quote Left It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. Quote Right
Quote Left Who would not give up wit for power and beauty? Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is often concise and sparkling, compressed into an original pun or metaphor. Brevity is said to be its soul. Humor can be more leisurely, ... Quote Right
Quote Left He drew a circle that shut me out --
Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.
But Love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in.
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Quote Left Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Wit

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Quote Left “Empathy isn’t weakness. It’s surviving the world without armor.” Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing comes to mind the moment your mind tries to remember, no matter how hard you squeeze your eyes or twitch your nose, but exactly how a random word pops into your mind to magically fit the line in your poem, who knows. Quote Right
Quote Left We are lost without information, and the utility it provides. And when there's nothing left to process...just watch the rates of suicides. Quote Right
Quote Left ~ With love in the heart - it becomes easier to deal with adversity and conflicts ~ quote by Anne-Lise Andresen Quote Right
Quote Left Dear droppers !! You know what is the difference between you and toppers there is only a slight difference that is droppers have Dr and toppers have letter t so it means dear droppers you are dr because you own that title you know doctor do ?? Doctor fight with patients health problems and that' what you guys are doing you are fighting with your problems so keep fighting just like doctor never loose hope pls you guys also don't lose hope make your life healthy just like doctor make ours Quote Right
Quote Left If you are crying because you are thinking you are alone in this world then you are terribly wrong There are billions of cell are in your body who are always with you your 206 bones set ready to support you ,your mind is ready to tackle any challenge so what are you waiting for ?? You know what we are never alone if your body is with you you can never be alone ,be with your body do whatever you want and achieve your goals with all your might because you can do it!!! Quote Right
Quote Left Donald Trump is Putin's puppet, in fact he's just a fool, he was hoping for a Nobel peace prize, but finished up with sod all. Quote Right
Quote Left Although perfection doesn’t exist, some people still have that mindset. And with that mindset, comes immense pressure and stress. Perfection doesn’t exist. It is only a self destruction mindset. Quote Right
Quote Left If brevity be the soul of wit, levity, the key to longevity, is the humour in it. Quote Right
Quote Left Confidence is a subtle command. It takes prisoners and captivates them with modesty. . . . - Chris Conn Quote Right
Quote Left “When you develop Silence, nothing can touch you. Furthermore you are able to reach your unique Inner dreams without becoming embroiled in external dreams or the dreams of others.” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “Food is of no consequence when you are blissed out with the beauty of God.” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “ Love without judgement. Forgive without fear. Stand your ground with integrity. Know your own Truth” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “ Our neurological networks become patterned and magnetised by thoughts. These magnets, as energy patterns, attract to us circumstances & people who harmonise with our thoughts. This means like will always attract like. It is simple, once we stand firm in our decision to authenticate. The standing firm is the challenging part.” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “We often believe that what happened in our past molds outcomes in the present. This is a fallacy. In timeless awareness, it is the present that changes the past. New perceptions make your history mutable. Change your perceptions of the past, and you will see that past, present & future exist within parallel Universes that are in constant flux.” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “The more you dive into your imagination, the greater your creativity will become & vice versa. The two is the basis of material life. The imaginal realm is one of the most important realms for human evolution & human expansion. Your imagination is your magic. It is the power within us that can change the world. ” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left The somber sun sets to rise again with the grandeur of sanguinity Quote Right
Quote Left I'm Maryam, spelled without an 'i'. Quote Right
Quote Left Feel the presence of God and have it with faith. Quote Right
Quote Left You cannot gain reason with complacency. Quote Right
Quote Left We really are, naturally isolated from one another, whether we like it or not. No one could get inside of our heads, without damaging the Divine Product. Only God knows our hearts. God is personal to each of us... No two anything, exactly alike. At least, not from my experienced life. Quote Right
Quote Left Follow your heart, with the strength of your convictions, and you will find your destiny. Quote Right
Quote Left Freedom is the best thing one can ever have, value it, protect it, and fight for it with all you have. Quote Right
Quote Left "Medicine is not just science—it’s the art of listening with your hands and healing with your heart." Quote Right
Quote Left You must first face the darkness within you, IF you're ever to embrace the Light. Quote Right
Quote Left The one who wrote, Truth is self-evident, was correct...profoundly in touch with spiritual Truth. I have said this before, but I will say it again, if I have to convince myself, as to whether something is right or wrong, go though a litany of gymnastic thought -- it is probably wrong! Truth doesn't require knowledge...it does not require proving -- it is like God's presence -- we just know...and that fact is unshakable, regardless of the profound consequences. Quote Right
Quote Left "It's easy to find those who'll sprint to the end with a heroic gleam, but to run the long race with a steady, patient pace is rarer and more noble." Quote Right
Quote Left If you navigate your time or era with positive thinking, there will be peace and auspicious deeds. Negative thinking leaves a bad imprint, making life difficult. "Kalyug is just a name; the meaning is you." With love, Jagdish Bajantri Rishi Tantracharya Aghori Mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Where does evil lie? If not the heart then some inscrutable place that bears silent witness to everything we aren't but wish to be. Quote Right
Quote Left "We must say, goodbye to winter but do not be sad. It will come back again next year with a big smile and plenty of snow. Now we welcome Spring to enjoy." Quote Right
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