Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

Bare bear Bayer A naked big pharma omnivore Covered in hair Soul sole Seoul The bottom of a Korean spirit’s foot Out for a stroll Right write rite A well-prepared nuptial sermon Gripping but light Si see sea Affirmatively spying the ocean waves Pleasant and free Lye lie lai A burning falsehood sung in style I must ask why Seen seine scene The visualized setting of a fisherman’s netting Trawler’s routine Pare pair...

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I went to search for a used winch in stuff auction market: found not bad yellow winch his owner said am from Welsh, do payment now no more welsh ...

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On the far edge of the world there are fanatics of many minds and religions. They have uninteresting histories, jejune existences, and distorted ideas of nature. Some are belligerent, felony-friendly foreigners. I’ve never given them a single thought, because they are nothing to me. They’re insignificant—living curiosities and I grant them no more sympathy than I would a flock of wild birds. Of course, I’d...

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We all knew a fellow named ‘Tiny Tim’ Fit as a fiddle, though extremely slim Poor Tim had weakling muscles And needed a side hustle ...

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I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke Who didn’t know how to tell a good joke He would start out just fine Then forget the punch line ...

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When the sad worldly din, starts to close in- I notice a dearth of humor, the lightness of laughter I seek after, from the ministry of mirth. Last Thursday my daughter told me that week's food bill was $303, we are a household of five, we do our best to get by, instead of a sigh and exasperated moan, I busted out laughing once off the...

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sampling party spread he s n u c k in uninvited ~ quickly ejected ...

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Raise e to the power of i Then multiply i by a pi. To all that, add one, You'll see when you're done, A zero will out of it fly....

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I sit and ponder, allow my mind to wander And wonder about what I ponder Then put pen to paper, begin to scratch and scribble Hoping endless hoping that someone will read my dribble And then reading perhaps exclaim “This poem deserves acclaim” crickets Ahh, what’s a poet to do But ponder through and through Then wander further afar Find a wonder so bizarre And purchase...

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go to bed •think bemusingly of you loop (cond) { tomorrow } I rise in the morning, jog an 8K •thinking of you, wash up drink some flavored, black coffee watch the morning sun balloon eat toast while reading a set amount write my unique and uninteresting analysis work on half a dozen, odd assignments walk .8 miles to campus •thinking...

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To soften his adolescent growing pains he was encouraged (can’t recall by whom) to take up painting – to make a name for himself, they said. When that failed, and miserably, he took up drinking which he likened not to a godsend, rather to a bodily need and calling. And so it was, for in little time he...

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I’m surely not the only one Who finds this hard to use And whether it is needed Will produce conflicting views. Yet when in a public restroom I will often face defeat When I try to use the paper cover For the toilet seat. As I peel one from the package, In the process it might tear, But it still could serve its purpose If it...

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The despicable fly thinks he is tall Because he landed so high on the wall But I’m about to show him just how small He truly is when I make him fall All because of a fly on the wall. With a paper rolled tight with a band Held firm in my good right hand, I’ll send that dirty fly to the...

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“Doo-doo, doo-doo,” we hear the beast coming. Music gets under our skin. The worst of attacks, narrated by the boat’s captain. Unsettling sink of the USS Indianapolis. Just below the hull, a giant life wanting to strike a blow. This boat a smaller target. Getting chummy, stomachs lurching. Baited by grimmer details. A solid blow to the vessel. All hands on deck...

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The digits of pi are a squiggle That never will cease but to wiggle. It won't stay in place, No pattern will trace, It has a continuous giggle....

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