Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

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I leaned back in my chair and carefully thought, 'bout what is to be, and what is not, and the things that are and the things which was, and what doesn't and that which does. Just then, I leaned too far and fell on my head. I'd finish the thought, but now I'm dead....

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Alley-Oop WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE NAKED!!! "She Did," Adam Said... "What?" -Gray Squirrel 06-03-2025 ...

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He sat with slightly tilted head. He didn't wish to be misled. The command seemed arbitrary, and, frankly, pointless - very. Why would he want to sit like stone when he could be burying a bone? As a proud bulldog of station, he had some reservation. Chewing on nonviolent resistance and his owner's strange insistence, he decided not to risk it. After all, it was a...

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There was a young woman who yearned for a mate. Sadly cat food was all that she ate... The cans with seafood she clearly favored and from this diet she never wavered. Many thought her an attractive gal, in spite of slight whiskers and her woeful meow. None dared go close as her breath was so foul.. Come night on a twinkling...

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Give me a kiss under the mistletoe as Christmas comes but once a year gathering friends and family near and if X is a kiss is kissmas a word if it is it’s the sweetest I’ve heard X marks the spot now Christmas is here peaceful joyful and full of good cheer I’ll give you a kiss here under the mistletoe as Christmas is the time...

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'It takes one to know one', so they do state, but that won't take you far, as we're never told exactly who these 'they' are. 'It's not what you know, it's who you know', so the saying goes, but the devil is in the details, and I say, 'It's what you know about whom you know,' which really goes to show, whomsoever holds...

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Decidedly, no longer a teenager Even older than the president, I'd wager Curmudgeonly, "that's not music", he mumbles Reliably, "prices are too high", he grumbles Each year, his age is closer to infinity Perhaps that's how many times he wakes up to pee I guess the time has come, I must  accep' it -  To tell you the truth, it's me who's decrepit   ...

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"As the day ends, one is closer to heaven." By Poet My neighbor is old, she can be very bold. Loving to wear lots of fancy gold, and decrepit I am told. You know age is just a thing, numbers one wants to ring. How old are you, that number may make you blue. They tell me I am a decrepit ninety-two, but I can...

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Q: Who is the young man who takes care of a child with no parents? A: Little orphan's manny. Q: How can a meth addict contact his supplier more quickly? A: Put him on speed dial. Q: What is the sharpened pole upon which the "sea eagle" impaled himself? A: A tern pike. Q: What do you call a sheet of...

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The Indian guru's mantra of the day, tho' somewhat strange, goes this way... 'When words fail and at a loss, contemplate aural hygiene with transcendental floss.' ...

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I have a dream to travel abroad I tell myself, do everything to it One day to make it happen when If not I can make what I want Come what may I still wish it Is it impossible, no, I'll try I keep on dreaming, walk, crawl Lie in that direction far away But I don't betray my dream well So I got...

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purple waters and a palm; drops coconuts on the sailors. mutts - the enlisted; maritime props in greedy hands - bum hat of klutz. weave of straw skirt - she laughs him off. the nail in his coffin; alive. she’s ugly with mesmerized cough. without real girls, how to survive… yellow and green mists, pink and blue. misfits would sell their souls, embark on this...

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Thor, chief of thunder, so grand, Tried to fix a small toaster by hand. With Mjolnir's great might, He blew out the light, "This 'appliance'," he boomed, "I don't understand!" ©bfa031625 ...

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December I’m ready for cooler weather. Can’t wait to see the snowfall in December. With pretty lights flashing from the Christmas tree. Looking at the presents you could only wonder what it could be. We all should drink some warm apple cider. Sitting on the ledge next to the fire. I remember driving at night...

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