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The farce of Brydon Carse


Our nation’s reputation is already scuffed

The chunter as another punter got duffed

Generation.. blunter advice have rebuffed


Latest sensation of vice Root not chuffed

Spice not once but thrice & chests puffed

No VIP pass in the splice should be stuffed


ECB still choosing Key as yet again fluffed

Are accusing Rob the knob’s gob we huffed

Stokes an a*se blokes boozing not snuffed

Trite this sh*te will be alright they bluffed 

A farce losing Brydon Carse as got cuffed

Premium Member SEND IN THE REPTILES

Note: Poem sung using the melody from Stephen Sondheim's Send in the Clowns.

isn’t it perfect  
the moment the scales slip off 
right when the spotlight hits.  

are we a duo  
me on the ground pretending calm  
you mid-air, mid-morph, mid-blink.  

send in the reptiles  
the ones with the tailored suits,  
the ones who rehearse their humanity
and have suspiciously cool hands.

isn’t it lovely  
how they glide through chaos  
like actors missing half their cues.  

one keeps pacing in circles  
one freezes like a statue  
both insisting they’re totally human.  

send in the reptiles  
oh right~  
they’re already here  
adjusting their holograms  
and sipping lukewarm tea. 

don’t you love farce  
the cosmic variety  
where the joke sheds a reptilian tail. 

I thought you’d stay hidden  
sorry, my dear  
you never do.  

so send in the reptiles  
quick, send in the reptiles  
don’t bother~  
they’re already here .

This Boy

'Peace and Love' both admirable traits
but to some they're a lamentable farce
and saying the phrase long and loud
won't ever make them come to pass
known to act naturally (it don't come easy)
a certain famous drummer someone
has oft been heard to quote
those self-same words but not in fun
while forever holding up (4) fingers
(2) in the form of a 'V'
yet if it really makes him happy
then it's plenty good enough for me


Premium Member A digital farce, we still count fingers!

Before the chip, before binary code,
Before clocks showed in digital time mode,
Stood an ancient man with furrowed brow
Trying to track time and count numbers in a row.

He stared at stars, watched the sun,
He devised how to count when time had begun,
Using the flanges of his fingers one by one,
Counting seconds, minutes, days, and months done. 

He counted numbers digitally on his hands.
One to five, six to ten, on which his pointer lands.
Strange that all our digital devices and displays.
Remembers the term 'counting with fingers' still plays.

Premium Member Force, farce, frequented, foundationally,

Outrage and then revenge..Ensure such' and repetitions
Will never end.' A formula humans know.' 
Yet with much drive, and vigour, still scatter and sow..!

Calling out your Farce


The Lies you tell me and then tell yourself
the way you act as a victim in your own web of hell 
and if I call out your horse- , you will blame and throw a fit 
you cut  me with your behavior and words and  then don't expect me to bleed 
you then after much confrontation say sorry as if it will add to your good deed
its time to make this right and I am done not standing up
So I am going to hold you accountable for these actions that has caused all this mess-up.


Premium Member The Farce Of Law

Posters painted
By law tainted
Rosaries rattling
Prayers prattling
Police swoop
Spirits droop
Whisked away
Because they pray
For children unborn
Innocent lives shorn
In abortion clinics
Cold cash for callous cynics

Post Office Farce

The post office 
parcel farce 
Those in charge 
a little bit harsh 

asleep at the wheel 
give them a bonus 
hundreds and hundreds 
and nobody noticed 

The honours awarded 
Community service 
Innocent to guilty 
that is the verdict 

you took their lives
their reps their money 
are you obliged 
a stint in the prisons 
through ruining lives 
you made decisions 

I think it’s a joke 
I think it’s a farce 
the head ain’t accountable 
only the ****

The Farce Goes On

Makeup never hides the truth
the camera sees it all
Sharply focused through the pain
each mask a futile pall

As clowns embrace the actor’s fears
in painted frozen smiles
The farce goes on in word and song
—a masquerades denial

(Dreamsleep: May, 2023)

Caught

This tragedy is a farce,
A play within a play.
The king says one thing,
The queen another
And the pawn, lying broken
May never recover.
Romantic sop,
(he’s quite the fool)
Watching the battle go on 
and on . . . 

. . .  and on the warfare continues - 
A game of Armageddon.
With despotic palaver 
The pawn is sent
To the enemy campsite 
To sow discontent.
Rhapsodic dolt,
(he’s quite the fool)
An equerry running from side 
to side . . . 

. . . to side with those in grace.
Insane the thought of victors.
Hollow heroes
With noble guile
Bewitch the pawn
In villainous style.
Quixotic soul
(he’s quite the fool)
Standing in line for a Judas kiss.

My Latest Local Farce

My latest local farce, oh, what a schmooze!
oily words from his thick lips fairly ooze.
Behind my back, he must think I’m a hick,
ducking and dodging him doesn’t quite stick. 
He’ll pop out of nowhere, but I don’t drool,
not when he treats me like somebody’s fool.
I want to purge my mem'ry of his muck.
He’s not really rude, just a roguish puck
or maybe simply an ill-behaved imp.
He’s like a certain, curious chimp.
He chatters away; I skip past his teeth
to hear what is the bewitching beneath -
affections which are a weak, vain attempt
to air his supercilious contempt.  

written May 10, 2017

Farce

A man who is
Afraid of his own words,
In his eyes, nothing but
The timidity of a rat;
Without guards and
Bulletproof motorcades,
A wasteful wife;
He would pee in his pants:
Crazy he cowered us with violence,
Wasted our lives;
Finger on cheek,
Like a thoughtful statesman,
What a farce!

Flatulance Forum Farce

Based on BBC news article "Fart in parliament: Row blows up in Canada"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187


Should our leaders discuss debt?
Under which we toil and sweat
How to tax us? Lots or little?
Or somewhere roughly in the middle?

Do we grow and do they borrow?
Or make a promise vague and hollow
Economic conflagration?
Unemployment or inflation?

Do they reason? Time well spent?
No, they argue rectal scent
Flatus, butt burp, toxic winds
Makes eyes water, nose hairs singe

Rear crescendo, basso bum
Call a ballot 'bout the hum
Referendum! Backside notes?
Use some room spray! Gets my vote!

Farce

The only door known, stood closed



She raised her hands to push them open



A fear strange clenched at her heart



She pulled back fearing even to knock 



 



Unsure of what her eyes would accost



An expression of joy or impatience naked



She stood at a loss confused and distressed



Her own no longer familiar and known



 



She remembered the day she was lost at the fair



The colorful scenes had turned bleak causing scare



When the hands that had held her had left her forlorn



She had fought back the tears, pretending to be strong



 



The little girl within had always acted brave



No one saw the farce and thought she would prevail



She knew not of another way but to courage, fake



And wished eyes caring would to the truth awake

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