Long Humor Poems
Long Humor Poems. Below are the most popular long Humor by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Humor poems by poem length and keyword.
April's Babbling Foolishness
art, computer, crazy, food, funny, horror, humor,
(Created using the bAbBlE sentence generator, various text excerpts, and a minuscule bit of human editing.)
And she smells good without keeping all ...
Beef, sitting lonely on that lies floating on the tufted floor. "Surely,"...
The Night Before Christmas Eve
The night Before Christmas Eve
By Franklin Price
The Night Before Christmas
A most famous of poems
Read to children aloud
By their parents in homes
To children who gather
'Round the brightly lit tree
To hear Santa is coming
giggle, humor, humorous, irony, literature, word play,
by Michael R. Burch
by Michael R. Burch
It’s not that every leaf must finally fall,
it’s just that we can never catch them all.
Piercing the Shell
by Michael R. Burch
If we strip away all the accouterments...
Starting With Beginnings
gender, health, humanity, humor, integrity, perspective,
Let's start at the beginning
of your ecotherapeutic day.
I'm talking today with Fr. Time,
Earth's only fully self-ordained ecotherapist,
and recently published author of
"Journals of MotherEarth."
We have no corporate sponsorships to report,
although we are for sale
especially if you're...
Father Time's Surprising Taoist Intimations
analogy, culture, earth, games, humor, psychological, time,
if you would share this space
it would mean everything to me
to us, so kind,
which forms of integrative diversity
incarnate your highest priority,
1. Domestic economy flat-line trends,
2. International peace intent and praxis,
This Is Feminist Us
anger, fear, humor, integrity, mental illness, military,
It's peaceful here in my backyard.
The crows sound happy
with warm October sunlight.
I just read about a deadly gathering in Las Vegas.
Absence of sun-drenched peace.
Inconvenient this time of lost loss.
Death is always inconvenient,
even when invited.
HellFire On Earth
appreciation, bullying, caregiving, games, health, humanity, humor,
Dear Donald John
and GoodFaith Followers,
ProActive Prayers for Rapturous Redemption
from Eternal Hellish
Left EgoVoices anger and fear
Right SpiritFeelings ecodarkly terrified
from and of dying death.
Your LeftBrain does not lack
for paranoid Win/Lose conviction
We must live in a dog eat...
Two Wrongs Worth a Right
culture, earth, humor, integrity, philosophy, political, universe,
Today, our first “All About Me” History class begins
when we comprehend every day and night
co-arises with “All About We”
and regenetically reiterated
in and through,
by and for,
before and after,
each moment of Earth Tribe’s timeless surfing times.
Our EarthCafe CoOp
business, education, games, health, humor, integrity, retirement,
In one sense,
the Cafe CoOp
started as my therapeutic retirement dream.
in quite another
the CoOp goes back to when I was eight,
and I thought,
everyone indulged in Thought Experiments
about what would my optimal Eden Paradise.
restoring peace and...
caregiving, gospel, health, humor, integrity, peace, political,
You've heard that self-unfulfilling prophecy?
"I love humanity--
it's just people I can't stand."
I love healthy humanity--
it's just wealthy and/or snooty people I can't stand
I love cooperative humanity--
it's just overly-competitive individuals I can't stand.
Not so distant from,
culture, health, humanity, humor, integrity, math, psychological,
Healthy nutrition research
starts with wealth producing past searches,
individual through community co-investments
in good and fragrant meals,
or even harmonic and graceful music with dance performances.
Ingesting healthy passions
consumes PositivEnergy wealth
for future co-productive system projections.
My evidence for future...
The THC Ordinance
community, earth, family, growth, health, humor, integrity,
I am fairly new to this Norwick community.
If I recall correctly
we have about forty thousand households here
where the Connecticut River
conjoins the Mohegan and Iroquois Rivers;
originally deep rich virgin eco-forest
of and for harmonic rhythm and...
The 996th Poem
humor, beauty, change, corruption, courage, crazy, deep, writing,
Fulfilled fantasies and legitimate realities…you do know how to please…
Are you listening to my voice of longing and yearning?
No, don’t backstab me with your broken promises…stop being a horrid tease…
Do not worry, Lord, I am...
beauty, culture, earth, health, humor, nature, truth,
Truth is a feather
pushed off to the other side.
Truths are a body of feathers
within which our bodies reside.
OK, students of life’s healthiest purposes and meanings,
it’s time to regather, if you would be so kind.
People of Faith
culture, earth day, education, health, humor, nature,
It's hard to say where and when our town's People of Faith Cooperative started.
we have all emerged together,
and are still emerging
people of TaoGod,
Our faith includes defining our still humanizing species
as among those not capable...
Answers Without Questions
feelings, health, humor, integrity, language, relationship, science,
Why do answers end with answers
while questions seem to begin with yet more questions?
As a case in point...
How are the Case Studies of economic and political history
different than Einstein's Thought Experiments?
Wait a minute...
Yes, well that's...
Climates of Ballistic Management
destiny, earth, health, humor, peace, political, true
a permaculture designer
turned architect of exterior landscapes
then public sector architect
of EarthShip cooperative interior landscapes,
is with us today
to tell us about why he supports Sanders,
at this point in time,
although he is making no commitments about...
The Flash Mob Application
america, culture, health, humanity, humor, integrity, music,
I'd like to apply for a permit
for a protest march
on the Washington Mall.
But, we're only issuing Mall permits
for Song and Dance Events.
I think this might be a violation of my Rights
to Free Speech.
Messages for ReGenerating Time
culture, health, humor, political, power,
This revolutionary message
is brought to you by
TransMillennial EarthTribe CoOperative,
your international ecopolitical sponsor,
speciating Earth's New PostMillennially Silent EcoLogical Majority.
We think we begin to both comprehend,
in a B. Fullerian metaphysical sense,
and co-empathically trust,
in an economic and...
Just Doin' My Translation Job
creation, health, humor, love, political, psychological,
It's all frustratingly LeftBrain relativistic,
even nihilistic in its darker
paranoid about chaotic outcomes form,
said Einstein's post-millennial ghost.
So its all synergetic fractal 4D equivalent SpaceTime,
in co-arising nondual P = N(NP)/2 (0)-Core response.
Interesting you should...
Miracle of Hypocrisy
humor, abuse, culture, earth, nature, psychological, integrity,
I was listening to Cornell West,
who described our catastrophic tolerance of disvalues for others,
situations we would never tolerate for ourselves,
disvalues like homelessness and hunger,
but also like random violence,
abuse and neglect,
lack of caring,
as a "conspiracy"...
Gaia Out Speaks
earth, gender, god, health, humor, love, nature,
of Earth's Shabbat
is here to speak today.
she can only sign,
and the only way she can see
is through our DNA/RNA fractally-balancing syntax,
so she has asked if she could respond to your questions,
as she understands them
A SNOW QUEEN TALE
Part 1: FORE SIBERIAN FATE
silk wings wet -
angel on the lake.
the golden wheat.
her docile hair,
prophecy of ice.
ice skate scrapes -
flecks of flakes.
the snow queen
before her relentless
reign, a pretty thing.
her smile warms
The Poo Poo Bird
adventure, funny, humor,
They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass
They hunted with valor and hope
They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass
They chased it with tackle and rope
Now King Arthur declared in a boisterous...
Cooperative Family Politics
culture, earth, family, freedom, health, humor, parents,
I think he's talking about a cooperative bicameral political system,
with "How to talk to the other side".
And what could that possibly mean, dear Yang?
I was watching this Ted-talk from Marin,
by Robb Willer, as I anciently...