Gag Poems | Examples

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STOP

Pundits preachers politicians
you may see
attorneys too
and even agree with me
I think you'll find
all have an agenda
with an axe to grind
lining their pockets
feathering their nest
keeping their cards
close to the chest
saying one thing
doing another
I'd take 'em out and shoot 'em
if I had my druthers
and then there's censorship 
where one man's word rules the roost
to remain silent would be
a gag order self-induced
Bricusse and Newley had it right
when they wisely wrote
'Stop the world, I want to get off!'
a verbatim quote

Not All Tongues That Wag You Gag

Not all tongue that wag
You dishonorably gag …

Of course not that of my Neighbor
Which assigned to itself Christ’s Labor
For it doesn’t behind lag
And will ever out ***,
While demolishing knickers that sag;
Women that fripperies drag,
Hundreds of cosmetics bag,
Fun always pokes at a hag 
Or lanes walk that zigzag 
And in the church read a mag!

The tongues that sensibly wag
Should about it richly brag,
Even as their victims nag,
Their anger rocky crag.

Premium Member Sight Gag

Thanks, 'Fifth Dimension:' We now all live in
                                              ~ 'The Age of Asparagus'


Premium Member Small Fart

no one knows him in the room
except by loss of breath
greeted as unwelcome guest
his stinking scent is death
noses wrinkled in disgust
when sensed this gust of wind
all souls beneath his sickly scent
are far too quickly pinned.
inhaled in gasps of shortened breath
each person feels impending death.
Surprised, all eyes begin to scan
so desperate for a breeze or fan.
Feeling faint they seek escape
from reeking odor, lungs in rape.
A paler pallor faces all.
noses seeking some release.
knees so weak they nearly fall
from lungs too weak to call.
Those outside hear tears and pleas
so open doors for those on knees
finger pointing, whispered tone
but none the smallest fart will own.
Small fart dissipates and leaves
crowd relieved, all sigh.
A slow goodbye that no one grieves
so glad to see the open sky.
No friend the small fart has, he knows.
He comes and goes by wrinkled nose.
All he does so quick offend,
wish to hell he'd swiftly end.

Premium Member Gag Reflex Iz

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             past hern laybia
                  hern ither
       whence lexis cannot be
                 dislodged
                      Mine






*Sad to witness this second occurrence where
POETRYSOUP.COM would not allow me to use the
Word ***** “laybia” i had to phonetically
spell  >>>>>>>^  (lips)  *smoocherz

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Thirteen

the weaken dude winks 
one eye covered by a straw
other one by chip


Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Twelve

looseness the bowels
analogy poems words
all allegory

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eleven

there, a red bear left 
fit-run poetics board here
the right dandy wink

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Ten

To make incense balls  After sunset ducky time  The dandy right wing

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Nine

blindly drunk dandy 
saw the sow thought it a cow 
a drunkitous smell

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eight

acts psittacosis
carries the cheap cows out put
nerd gag see two eight

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Seven

have you heard lately--
lovely and cute little knocks!?
on that wooden board!

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Six

five Mexican men,
the black Jaguar put him
in their so tough minds

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Five

dandy could not run
salt, alive white worms, tequila, 
and heavy drinkers

Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Four

knockout is coming
drum drum dom dom tuck tach ko
on right time and place

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