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Chief Garbage Taster As Fifth Grade Halloween Gag
Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag. I rooted thru poetry anthology of mine, and came across an unpublished poem by one obscure poet (me), whose trademark wit and wisdom hallmark cardinal characteristics of posthumous fame and fortune largesse most likely tabby bestowed upon grand kittens - appended courtesy Facebook since...

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Categories: gag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Not All Tongues That Wag You Gag
Not all tongue that wag You dishonorably gag … Of course not that of my Neighbor Which assigned to itself Christ’s Labor For it doesn’t behind lag And will ever out ***, While demolishing knickers that sag; Women that fripperies drag, Hundreds of cosmetics bag, Fun always pokes at a hag Or lanes walk that zigzag And in the church read a mag! The tongues...

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Categories: gag, character, god, wisdom, women,
Form: Rhyme



Chief Garbage Taster As Fifth Grade Halloween Gag
at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School As a Halloween costume, one year during early grade school, my father got the brilliant idea for his sole son to be dressed with one of a kind getup. Missus Shaner (the talon clawed, shriveled relic of a dinosaur, who taught fifth grade) gave me first prize, and subsequently felt so...

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Categories: gag, 5th grade, adventure, autumn,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sight Gag
Thanks, 'Fifth Dimension:' We now all live in ~ 'The...

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Categories: gag, fantasy, food, giggle, music,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Small Fart
no one knows him in the room except by loss of breath greeted as unwelcome guest his stinking scent is death noses wrinkled in disgust when sensed this gust of wind all souls beneath his sickly scent are far too quickly pinned. inhaled in gasps of shortened breath each person feels impending death. Surprised, all eyes begin to scan so desperate for a breeze or fan. Feeling...

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Categories: gag, 5th grade, crazy, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Gag Reflex Iz
. Past hern Leabeeyah hern ither whence lexis cannot be ...

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Categories: gag, extended metaphor,
Form: Free verse
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Thirteen
the weaken dude winks one eye covered by a straw other one by chip...

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Categories: gag, insect,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Twelve
looseness the bowels analogy poems words all allegory...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eleven
there, a red bear left fit-run poetics board here the right dandy wink...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy, anxiety, dad,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Ten
To make incense balls After sunset ducky time The dandy right wing...

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Categories: gag, adventure, dark, insect,
Form: Monoku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Nine
blindly drunk dandy saw the sow thought it a cow a drunkitous smell...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eight
acts psittacosis carries the cheap cows out put nerd gag see two eight...

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Categories: gag, adventure,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Seven
have you heard lately-- lovely and cute little knocks!? on that wooden board!...

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Categories: gag, silence, silly, simple, sin,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Six
five Mexican men, the black Jaguar put him in their so tough minds...

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Categories: gag, sick,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Five
dandy could not run salt, alive white worms, tequila, and heavy drinkers...

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Categories: gag, for him,
Form: Senryu

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