Nursery Rhyme Poems | Examples of Nursery Rhyme Poetry

On the thirteenth month on day thirty-three Four and twenty blackbirds sang in a tree In the darkest hour of mid-afternoon The calf of that cow jumped over the moon Little Miss Muffet and her...Read More

as i sit and vegitate watching our minds disenigrate we pretend we are there,while we are not slowly watching each other rot as we look to reality we turn around what do we see if satan ever takes his toll we...Read More

Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought...Read More

A Dead Man’s Gift Pallbearers filled the bus Off to funerals in an angry rush It’s the wicked; they say who have no peace That’s why the pallbearers get their release They chose to capture...Read More

The blood-curdling screams through children cringing A creaking voice of caskets unhinging Vampires feasting in a paralyzed scene A diabolical hell for an abduction fiend Masses of wolves, mobsters and ghouls Utilize debauchery and tricky on common day fools With a...Read More

Michael had a little fly His hair was white as snow And everywhere that Michael went The fly was sure to go It went with him to work one day And everybody said No flies on Mike except for that Big black...Read More

Doggerel I A$$-Tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ declared! Bible Libel by Michael R. Burch If God is good, half the Bible is libel. I came up with this epigram...Read More

Where is the SPCA when you need it? A farmer's wife who was not very nice Mutilated a trio of disabled mice. Each squeaked for its life As she wielded her knife And disencumbered them all of their tails in...Read More

Jack Spratt's wife was fat, He was lean as a bone, And each dish was licked clean when the eating was done. They were frugal with rations, But took lovely vacations With the money they saved on detergent alone. ...Read More

Talking apple and oranges may deliberate, wondering to what has been considered. Different things altogether just multiplied, losing the string of thoughts refined. The extended version by lots of Fish in the water, poachers have no mercy taken...Read More

Now that we live in technological times, Should we still teach children nursery rhymes? What, after all, is the use Of poor Mother Goose, Just what the Deuce Now do we Think she can produce, Do we have any excuse To persist with these...Read More

If London bridge is falling down were a Christian nursery rhyme (Hell’s kingdom is falling down) Hell’s kingdom is falling down, falling down, falling down. Hell’s kingdom is falling down, Jesus is coming. Time for us to turn...Read More

The mustard seed a wild mustard seed took flight carried aloft in gathering light over thistle'd sage and poppies in countless colorful copies as brash rain showers subside the retreat of angry clouds abide scolded by...Read More

When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair, He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares. But the pieman glared at him and hissed, "Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist! Admit...Read More

Can you guess, dear readers, which rhyme is "alluded to" in this one? I've two computers I'd like to sell, They're old, but they both still work very well. They are Windows desktops, aka, a PC, One browses with...Read More