Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

Dumpers The gal with the **** cannon Let’s one rip a right good fart You can smell it from here It smells of baked beans And mushy peas plus cabbage I wonder what it’s like When she takes a dump? ...Read More

**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green Right ear extended elf like Having sex...Read More

Hurry up my dear, now. Hasten, I’ll show you how. Habitually late! High time, they will not wait. History, you will see. Haste is a courtesy. Honestly please hurry! ...Read More

I met the ultimate Mr Condescending Yesterday In the bank He spoke to us like we were complete morons Who’s brains had shrivelled and shrank In order to excuse the banks obvious mistakes He waffled a complete load of...Read More

A bagel shop displays a sign That says, “No dogs allowed,” But rules are rarely followed now And signs leave no one cowed. So oftentimes when I walk by, A canine on a leash Strolls in as if his owner...Read More

He was a happy boy enjoying life With only one small woe He had a teeny weeny willy He just wished and wished it would grow Like many little boys A super-hero he wished to be Dreaming of fighting the...Read More

Waiting Waiting again Some things never change They get worse with age Do they enjoy being The center of attention? That goes without saying Doesn't it? They may feign embarrassment Blush and smile Might even apologize -- No, really? It's all a game to them They're stuck in...Read More

Chal koi nahi koi gal nahi, Tun nahi banya saada, Koi gal nahi koi gal nahi, Har koi husn tay marda, Insan de qemat koi nahi, Eik pand tut gai koi nahi, Tenu hoor mangwa desan, Bund otay fire marwa desan, Magazine pura...Read More

A surgeon dreams of slicing livers. A dentist dreams of teeth and gums. Proctologists envision fingers and thumbs. ...Read More

10 o'clock am the morning Quest: A country side bike ride. Molly woke Dolly and Damian. Woke Everyone on that July Morning of 2038. They had a Bicycle Expedition to tend to plus a newly Minted swimming pool...Read More

Do you recall that ornery rascal Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?'...Read More

A vicar once said to a nun Why don’t you and me have some fun She yawned and said, “Look, I’ve got the good book, So, just let me know when you're done.” * 19 May 2023 Contest: Funny, Bawdy or Humerus Sponsor:...Read More

Pardon me, sir No, you go first You have right of way I defer to you. Go ahead No, really. I'm in no hurry ...Read More

Her face showed he'd come off as predal Now it was too late to backpedal "Stupid wins prizes," She shouts, "of all sizes," Her handprint now worn like a medal...Read More

O meray romeo o meray romeo, Tun nay chod diya meri Ma ko, O meray romeo o meray romeo, Tun nay chod diya mera behan, O meray romeo o meray romeo, Tun nay chod diya mera Baap, O meray romeo o...Read More