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DumpersDumpers
The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
I wonder what it’s like
When she takes a dump?
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Categories:
funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
**** Hat**** Hat
The American was an **** hat
A real screw ball idiot
Who didn’t care what people thought
She did this and that what she wanted
A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green
Right ear extended elf like
Having sex...
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Categories:
crazy, funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
HURRYHurry up my dear, now.
Hasten, I’ll show you how.
Habitually late!
High time, they will not wait.
History, you will see.
Haste is a courtesy.
Honestly please hurry!
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Pleiades
Mr Condescending
I met the ultimate Mr Condescending
Yesterday In the bank
He spoke to us like we were complete morons
Who’s brains had shrivelled and shrank
In order to excuse the banks obvious mistakes
He waffled a complete load of...
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Categories:
age, angst, character, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Old-Fashioned FoolsA bagel shop displays a sign
That says, “No dogs allowed,”
But rules are rarely followed now
And signs leave no one cowed.
So oftentimes when I walk by,
A canine on a leash
Strolls in as if his owner...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Rhyme
Sausage Mannnn
He was a happy boy enjoying life
With only one small woe
He had a teeny weeny willy
He just wished and wished it would grow
Like many little boys
A super-hero he wished to be
Dreaming of fighting the...
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Categories:
giggle, humorous, rude, silly,
Form: Rhyme
HELL'S WAITING ROOMWaiting
Waiting again
Some things never change
They get worse with age
Do they enjoy being
The center of attention?
That goes without saying
Doesn't it?
They may feign embarrassment
Blush and smile
Might even apologize --
No, really?
It's all a game to them
They're stuck in...
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Categories:
rude, age, childhood, future, psychological,
Form: Free verse
MagazineChal koi nahi koi gal nahi,
Tun nahi banya saada,
Koi gal nahi koi gal nahi,
Har koi husn tay marda,
Insan de qemat koi nahi,
Eik pand tut gai koi nahi,
Tenu hoor mangwa desan,
Bund otay fire marwa desan,
Magazine pura...
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Categories:
rude, humor, humorous, irony, roses
Form: Lyric
Dreaming PhysiciansA surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs.
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Chapter 58 -- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY: The Historical Hakims' Hit the Road10 o'clock am the morning
Quest: A country side bike ride.
Molly woke Dolly and Damian.
Woke Everyone on that July
Morning of 2038. They had a Bicycle
Expedition to tend to plus a newly
Minted swimming pool...
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Categories:
rude, cancer, missing you, nonsense,
Form: Alliteration
'Eddie Haskell'
Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver
And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?'...
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Categories:
celebrity, remember, rude,
Form: Limerick
Holy CommunionA vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me know when you're done.”
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19 May 2023
Contest: Funny, Bawdy or Humerus
Sponsor:...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Limerick
Equal Rights for the Polite
Pardon me, sir
No, you go first
You have right of way
I defer to you. Go ahead
No, really. I'm in no hurry
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Categories:
rude, humor, parody, pride, relationship,
Form: Free verse
OuchHer face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a medal...
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Categories:
rude, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick
ROMEOO meray romeo o meray romeo,
Tun nay chod diya meri Ma ko,
O meray romeo o meray romeo,
Tun nay chod diya mera behan,
O meray romeo o meray romeo,
Tun nay chod diya mera Baap,
O meray romeo o...
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Categories:
rude, abuse, addiction, drink, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Rude Poems
Definition | What is Rude in Poetry?
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