Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

Sorry sir but I decline Any of your pick up lines I am here to just relax Your obnoxious to the max Pushing all your charms on me Why can't you just let me be Your company I do not want Or...Read the rest...

When we were children, we played games Often scary... Running, and hiding, ...Read the rest...

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One time I locked up . Hinges become loose and My jaw swung off set. The demon friend of mine Said, "I was in the wrong place and time". So I walked backwards till I was no longer in...Read the rest...

I am devastated, dumbfounded, dismayed, These people are so stupid, or crazy, They threw some hot soup On a painting by Claude Monet, These people are ridiculous, wicked, Who will listen to them? Not me, How can you believe what they...Read the rest...

It’s not as though we lost our cool without any reason at all; the unschooled should follow this rule: no smoking’s allowed in the hall. Others may call it a defect but it’s the butterfly effect, against which fragile lungs protest and...Read the rest...

Sunday morning sardines Sing trademarked sermons No gain, guitars must be clean To harken out the predetermined Donation cards in cursive fonts A prayer for a new patio to Crosses finished like their countertops Their fair-weather faith up for review This is for...Read the rest...

Those who come near him suffer, due to his callous approach, both fickle and self-centred, radiating gloom....Read the rest...

A so called poet on my poem remarked, he saw in my writing no linguistic art He said that the language I used was over simple, this was the comment of dear Mr. nimble From Mr....Read the rest...

A NOTE FROM MALCOLM My advice is free, and time’s not billable Try speaking French and I will soon know Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent It really does not sound as if heaven-sent Nor a comment heard...Read the rest...

I wanted to leave the world behind, But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized". So I buried us alive, side by side. ...Read the rest...

“The mean gene” The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t Is it a learnt behaviour Or ….. are you born with it?...Read the rest...

He lived in a small village Dick Longly was his name He was known for miles around An extra long willy his claim to fame The men folk thought him a legend Considered him unbelievably blessed The women wanted to get...Read the rest...

Nearly thirty inches below normal of rain this year It's caused an infestation of critters who lurk near Droning on and on, annoyingly buzzing in my ear Waiting for the chance to stick me with their spear With needle...Read the rest...

My friends tell me not to stare, But what I might miss is over there! I can only see one thing at a time, Sometimes its movement, sometimes a dime. The...Read the rest...