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TMJ'S A MOTHER FUHKER
One time I locked up .
Hinges become loose and
My jaw swung off set.
The demon friend of mine
Said, "I was in the wrong place and time".
So I walked backwards till
I was no longer in...
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Categories:
anger, appreciation, art, rude,
Form: Free verse
Claude Monet paintingI am devastated, dumbfounded, dismayed,
These people are so stupid, or crazy,
They threw some hot soup
On a painting by Claude Monet,
These people are ridiculous, wicked,
Who will listen to them? Not me,
How can you believe what they...
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Categories:
appreciation, culture, rude,
Form: Free verse
We chokeIt’s not as though we lost our cool
without any reason at all;
the unschooled should follow this rule:
no smoking’s allowed in the hall.
Others may call it a defect
but it’s the butterfly effect,
against which fragile lungs protest
and...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Rispetto
The Fun ChurchSunday morning sardines
Sing trademarked sermons
No gain, guitars must be clean
To harken out the predetermined
Donation cards in cursive fonts
A prayer for a new patio to
Crosses finished like their countertops
Their fair-weather faith up for review
This is for...
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Categories:
christian, faith, nostalgia, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Toxic people
Categories:
rude,
Form: Dodoitsu
A so called poetA so called poet on my poem remarked, he saw in my writing no linguistic art
He said that the language I used was over simple, this was the comment of dear Mr. nimble
From Mr....
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Categories:
rude, confidence, encouraging, integrity, poems,
Form: Sonnet
A NOTE FROM MALCOLMA NOTE FROM MALCOLM
My advice is free, and time’s not billable
Try speaking French and I will soon know
Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent
It really does not sound as if heaven-sent
Nor a comment heard...
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Categories:
language, rude,
Form: Rhyme
The Lover's TaleI wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.
...
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Categories:
dark, funny, romantic, rude,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Mean Gene“The mean gene”
The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t
Is it a learnt behaviour
Or ….. are you born with it?...
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Categories:
humor, mystery, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Mr Dick LonglyHe lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame
The men folk thought him a legend
Considered him unbelievably blessed
The women wanted to get...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Infestation of CrittersNearly thirty inches below normal of rain this year
It's caused an infestation of critters who lurk near
Droning on and on, annoyingly buzzing in my ear
Waiting for the chance to stick me with their spear
With needle...
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Categories:
insect, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Don'T StareMy friends tell me not to stare,
But what I might miss is over there!
I can only see one thing at a time,
Sometimes its movement, sometimes a dime.
The...
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Categories:
12th grade, people, rude,
Form: Free verse
DumpersDumpers
The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
I wonder what it’s like
When she takes a dump?...
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Categories:
funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
**** Hat**** Hat
The American was an **** hat
A real screw ball idiot
Who didn’t care what people thought
She did this and that what she wanted
A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green
Right ear extended elf like
Having sex...
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Categories:
crazy, funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
HurryHurry up my dear, now.
Hasten, I’ll show you how.
Habitually late!
High time, they will not wait.
History, you will see.
Haste is a courtesy.
Honestly please hurry!...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Pleiades
Specific Types of Rude Poems
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