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Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

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Quietly it happens, as it Undermines the artist, Erasing anonymously Exactly what the writer had said. Ridiculous, pusillanimous poseurs. ...

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Categories: rude, art, betrayal, creation, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Bad Breath
Shines behind your vile eyes, Your silver lips and tongue, Halitosis, you can't hide, The poison dribble dripping from, Twice I won't be blamed, The shame is mine for falling once, The lies begin to smell the same, Perfume of rose and skunk....

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Categories: rude, conflict, divorce, hurt, pain,
Form: Rhyme



Impotency
Not the truth of hierarchy I loved the lie of life Naked truth kills the humanity of falsehood There is no religion Death is the peace of heaven Holy ground or the barbaric war There is a tomb of screaming Blind I see much Deaf or dumb I speak much No human is important But God or imaginative prophecy makes an impotent world ©Mahtab Bangalee/2025_April...

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Categories: rude, scary, war,
Form: Free verse
Between the Lost Gate
We want to visit heaven’s gate, Men exclaimed in joy for their fate. A 5 minutes tour made men fell, Begging for more, heaven for hell. And Oh! Her beauty stole her brain, Grace to grass, she took stain for gain. “My past will not matter” she says, As men call in lust while she pays. She sat there nude, the path runs...

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Categories: rude, abuse, body, boyfriend, desire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member - A Manipulator -
~ Words are a manipulator's most powerful weapon - tactical game ~...

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Categories: rude, words,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member The Art of the Put-down
Pardon me, Sir, Ma’am I believe I’ve made your acquaintance Why, yes. Aren't you the chap who always detains us ...

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Categories: hello, humor, rude,
Form: Rhyme
A Place to Run? Or A Place to Hide?
Screams of heart, Pricks of needle. Shivers of the Cadaver, Breaking of thunder! How can't I wonder? Lying crushed on the land of tormentors. Little did they realize, How hard they made me cry. The moment I asked, Is there a place to run? Or a place to hide? A pair of sight, Staring deep, dark into my eyes. An unspoken question reclined: "Why are you still alive? Why didn't...

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Categories: rude, emotions, for teens, heaven,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member I once had a PE teacher from Lille
I once had a PE teacher from Lille, who cruelly knew how to make me feel like the sweaty, old rag stuffed in her scuffed gym bag to hide her cigs and butt plug of steel....

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Categories: anger, humorous, rude, student,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Narcissistic
In a World where mirrors lie/ And falsehoods find their stride/ The Narcissistic wanders by/ With grandeur in their eyes/ A veneer of charm and grace/ A smile that's falsely sweet/ Behind the mask, a hollow space/ Where empathy is in retreat/ Entitled to the highest praise/ They bask in admiration/ But challenge them, sparks will blaze/ A storm of retribution/ For in their realm, they reign...

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Categories: rude, abuse, character, corruption, identity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member ugliness
well clothed and fed the ill bred boor is dead within...

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Categories: rude,
Form: Than-Bauk
Premium Member I was at Mickey D's when I heard of your demise
When I first heard of your demise, I was at Mickey D's eating a cheeseburger and fries. And when the newscaster said you’d died when an elephant sh-t on your head, it didn't come as a big surprise. ...

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Categories: death, food, humorous, rude,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member There once was a young man from Szechwan
There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his dick looked like a pecan. He met a cutie named Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on. ...

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Categories: funny, humorous, lust, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dick Longly
He lived in a small village Dick Longly was his name He was known for miles around An extra long willy his claim to fame The men folk thought him a legend Considered him unbelievably blessed The women wanted to get to know him Put that legend to the test!! Dick was known by many a name One “The Three legged man” “Dick the Donkey...

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Categories: humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member VOGON SOUPSTERS: Gangsters of Poetry!
Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Poetrysoup is on the menu! And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ... We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests With a true Vogon vocabulary intent on an unworthy saving ... Or suffer the consequences of eternal annihilation Perhaps even infinite damnation of one's...

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Categories: rude, sometimes, wisdom,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Confined
Elevator ride, a putrid smell, I assume, someone's fanny fumes....

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Categories: people, pollution, rude,
Form: Senryu

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