It's Rude To Point
What's wrong with them Americuns
forever pointing fingers
always pointing guns
searching for someone to blame
never changes
stays the same
with 'Love thy neighbour,'
and 'Thou shalt not kill,'
religious to the core
hypocrites to boot
and what's more
shooting people children too
wondering why innocent die
and yet they haven't got a clue
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Categories:
rude, america, children, death, how
Form: Rhyme
Donnie T!Look at me I’m Donnie T!
Unbound by reality
Out of my head
But my hat is bright red
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee
I have a great slogan
I’m pals with Joe Rogan
(Great guy. Very short.)
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T!
A real stable genius
I have a yuge
(don’t judge my hands)
(they’re quite large for a man)
Say’s me
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee
Work for me you’ll...
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Categories:
humor, political, rude, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Dinner's A ChoreDINNER’S A CHORE
Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge
Off to market, be gone a smidge
Car won’t start, battery’s dead
Jump it, full steam ahead
Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside
‘Scuse me’ I croon, but they get snide
Right back I get crass
Suggest they kiss my ass
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Rhyme
Hotty to NaughtyHotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.
Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to naughty—
That won’t make you sad.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.
Hotty to notty—
You leave that face.
Hotty to naughty—
You can't leave that place.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.
Hotty to notty—
Things get tough.
Hotty to naughty—
Her...
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Categories:
rude, funny love, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to HearOh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.
They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid kits and credit schemes,
As if I’m some prized target
For their automated dreams.
“End-of-life” expense protection —
Oh, what a cheery nightly theme!
I nod along sarcastically
Inside my caller-haunted dreams.
And then there’s Medicare, of...
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Categories:
rude, business, funny, hello, humorous,
Form: Ode
Who the heck are you?Who the heck you think you are?
You bashed my car, yet strut with flair—
Like a proud star,
Too smug to care.
Your brain's back door was left ajar;
Your wisdom vanished in thin air.
Puffed with pride that won't go far—
At best, you'll earn a mocking stare....
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Categories:
rude, abuse, anger, bullying, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
For a Favor
‘Por favor’ means ‘for a favor’
‘cos that’s what ‘please’ is about
A pleasant way to request one’s desire ~
unlike ‘our leaders’ who scream and who shout
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Categories:
leadership, nice, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Rude Awakenings
'twas on a matopoeic morn
woken by the crack of dawn
fell out of bed
'pon my head
feeling floored
and quite forlorn
but yet again
all at sea
afloat on board a boat
by an ocean wave
my sleep was wrecked
when debunked
and then decked
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Categories:
rude, boat, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
AlgorithmsQuietly it happens, as it
Undermines the artist,
Erasing anonymously
Exactly what the writer had said.
Ridiculous, pusillanimous poseurs.
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Categories:
rude, art, betrayal, creation, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Bad BreathShines behind your vile eyes,
Your silver lips and tongue,
Halitosis, you can't hide,
The poison dribble dripping from,
Twice I won't be blamed,
The shame is mine for falling once,
The lies begin to smell the same,
Perfume of rose and skunk....
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Categories:
rude, conflict, divorce, hurt, pain,
Form: Rhyme
ImpotencyNot the truth of hierarchy
I loved the lie of life
Naked truth kills the humanity of falsehood
There is no religion
Death is the peace of heaven
Holy ground or the barbaric war
There is a tomb of screaming
Blind I see much
Deaf or dumb I speak much
No human is important
But God or imaginative prophecy
makes an impotent world
©Mahtab Bangalee/2025_April...
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Categories:
rude, scary, war,
Form: Free verse
Between the Lost GateWe want to visit heaven’s gate,
Men exclaimed in joy for their fate.
A 5 minutes tour made men fell,
Begging for more, heaven for hell.
And Oh! Her beauty stole her brain,
Grace to grass, she took stain for gain.
“My past will not matter” she says,
As men call in lust while she pays.
She sat there nude, the path runs...
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Categories:
rude, abuse, body, boyfriend, desire,
Form: Rhyme
- A Manipulator -
Categories:
rude, words,
Form: Monoku
The Art of the Put-down
Pardon me, Sir, Ma’am
I believe I’ve made your acquaintance
Why, yes.
Aren't you the chap who always detains us
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Categories:
hello, humor, rude,
Form: Rhyme
A Place to Run? Or A Place to Hide?Screams of heart,
Pricks of needle.
Shivers of the Cadaver,
Breaking of thunder!
How can't I wonder?
Lying crushed on the land of tormentors.
Little did they realize,
How hard they made me cry.
The moment I asked,
Is there a place to run?
Or a place to hide?
A pair of sight,
Staring deep, dark into my eyes.
An unspoken question reclined:
"Why are you still alive?
Why didn't...
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Categories:
rude, emotions, for teens, heaven,
Form: Elegy
Specific Types of Rude Poems
Definition | What is Rude in Poetry?
Poems Related to Rude
abrupt, abusive, barbarian, barbaric, blunt, boorish, churlish, coarse, crude, ignorant, impolite, insulting, intrusive, obscene, surly, uncivil, vulgar,