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Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

Rude Poems. Below are examples of poems about rudeness. This list of rude poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of rude poetry. This list of works about rude is an excellent resource for examples on how to write rude poems.

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List of Rude Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Premium Member Poem FORGIVENESS Line Gauthier Senryu rude, abuse, appreciation, forgiveness, hurt,
Premium Member Poem SHE COULDN'T Line Gauthier Senryu rude, woman,
Premium Member Poem HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW Vickie Thayer Rhyme anger, change, pride, rude,
Regression eric ploscik Free verse anger, atheist, depression, rude,
Premium Member Poem KNOWS IT ALL Line Gauthier Verse rude, anger, anxiety, conflict, grief,
Antics Of A Buzzfeed Ding Housefly matthew harris Free verse rude, 12th grade, 8th grade,
Adult Education David Willey Light Verse education, rude, sexy, teacher,
I Tried To Buy You Flowers George Stanworth Rhyme rude, funny, funny love, giggle,
Premium Member Poem SoulQueen Questions Gerald Dillenbeck Political Verse rude, caregiving, culture, health, integrity,
Stupid fool David Willey Light Verse feelings, meaningful, rude,

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Being With A Non Listening Talker
by Caren Krutsinger
Talking. Talking. Talking. At first it is fun, maybe even entertaining.
You are not sure exactly sure when it turns, but it does.
Suddenly the monopolizer’s ramblings...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude,

Variations on Sam and Linda
by Davor Andrich
Babel, Babel, Babel...
Sounds like Sam and Linda are in trouble
Yakety, Yakety, Yak
What the quack!!
Is that a cow or a moose?!
That's a Yak, you silly Goose

What...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: anger, crazy, rude,

Mattress
by David Willey
Can I be your mattress
On your lovely bed
I come in varying sizes
From single To Californian King
With a choice of different fillings
For you to take your...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, humor, rude, sexy,

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UNTIL
by Line Gauthier


until i met you
i never realized how many
things bothered me so



posted on August 27, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: conflict, perspective, relationship, rude,

Tennis anyone
by David Willey
Starting with the toss up
I’ve made an unforced error
I’ve only gone and followed through
Squeezed the jissom out the old fella
New balls (and pants) please –...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humorous, rude, sexy, silly,

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HIS STARE
by Line Gauthier


his stare
sending chills
up my spine



posted on August 20, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: angst, anxiety, rude, scary,

Bowling the maiden over
by David Willey
Cricket is a game of love
Full of puns and innuendo
As a lass I’d love to bowl you over
By having you a maiden over
A couple of...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humor, humorous, rude, sexy,

Your fancy
by David Willey
I love the thought of tickling your fancy
And dipping my finger in
But I suppose that depends just what you fancy
Has to whether I’m allowed to...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, giggle, rude,

OTT
by David Willey
You’re so flipping amazing
- so over the top (OTT)
The trouble is that’s just the way I like it 
- with you on the top (OTT)
I...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: desire, rude, sexy,

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Stars and Moon
by Nina Parmenter
On a date, a young couple from Kent,
Lay beneath the sublime firmament,
He said, “Look at the stars!”
She said, “Look at my arse!”
He said, “You really...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, silly,

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LOOKING
by Line Gauthier


looking way too deep
into her eyes
crossing the line



posted on August 8, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: introspection, meaningful, perspective, rude,

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The Workplace Wee
by Nina Parmenter
If someone at work saw my Mary,
I’d resign just as quick as can be,
But men have to face this fear squarely,
When they go for a...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

My erection
by David Willey
Everyday I awake to a lovely erection
That I sense, is immense 
For it opens my eyes
Then; within fractions of a second
Ping! you’re at the forefront...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, sexy,

Pussy you know
by David Willey
Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, rude, silly,

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SO
by Line Gauthier


so done with 
the onesided lobsided
relationships



posted on August 1, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, integrity, introspection, love hurts,

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Dodgy Roger
by Nina Parmenter
An unusual fellow called Roger,
Used to frighten his poor lady lodger,
He would decorate walls,
Using only his balls,
And stir tea with the tip of his todger....

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, fun, funny, giggle, humor,

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FOOL ME ONCE
by Line Gauthier


Is there anything more unforgivable that betrayal by a friend
That sacred trust and bond that shatters in the end
The witch actually asked me to leave...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, betrayal, friend, friendship, integrity,

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HIS
by Line Gauthier


his tone
condescending 
but for her own good



posted on July 27, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, abuse, bullying, perspective, psychological,

Animal attraction
by David Willey
Be aware of the Cougar, the big mountain Cat
Now I know you like mounting, but your just a Pussy Cat
I sometimes think you’re Horsey, and...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: animal, rude, sexy,

IQ 45 aka POTUS
by Rico Leffanta
IQ45 aka POTUS
Pretends to be Guru of Lotus
But groping around
The ladies soon found
The Jester of rude Hocus Pocus...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, betrayal, corruption, integrity, lust,