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a bird in the hand
falling on deaf ears
can’t get a word in edgewise
...
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Categories:
rude, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,
Form: Senryu
perennial thornHe embraces her~
whispering love
but his...
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Categories:
love hurts, rude,
Form: Free verse
Insulting rhyme pt3Roses are red violets are blue
Your souls I don't want
But my things you stole
From me and my son.
I don't get them back
Than I'm gonna continue destroying your soul.
Nothing of mine will never be yours
Just...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Free verse
Pet Rocks And MorePet Rocks And More
(rocks don’t snore)
Pet rocks must be kept refrigerated
Wrapped in aluminum foil for protection
Visitors mistake them for dinner rolls
Butter them up at midnight in the dark
Return them because they are too hard
Pet...
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Categories:
appreciation, friend, pets, rude,
Form: Free verse
BullseyeIt was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena...
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Categories:
humor, passion, rude,
Form: Limerick
FavoritesYou've asked a favor; you ignorant man
Your favor for what you won't do
Your asking me more each day
and definatly not to woo
So why have you gone this way
You simpleton hark of prey
When serving yourself this...
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Categories:
rude, angst, character, conflict, grief,
Form: Quatrain
Had A Very Tiny HoseRudolph the red nose reindeer
had a very tiny hose
but if you gentle rub it
suddenly the small thing grows
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and sometimes boast
all of the other reindeer...
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Categories:
christmas, parody, rude,
Form: Rhyme
MUTE WITH TOURETTESCancel my subscription to laughter
these tropical blue waves of beauty
have broken coral castles by my shore
i wish i could smile while you eat me
and my heart upon the surf of flotsam
and jetsam yea while i...
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Categories:
angst, anxiety, forgiveness, rude,
Form: Free verse
Disturbution 2 Wet a glance as the nocturne faded. Deeply rooted was the clause of all men's fears and queries. Nonetheless stagnant to the terms of the ever growing woe-field at dusk. Nevermore would the twelfth...
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Categories:
extended metaphor, rude, solitude,
Form: Imagism
small fartno one knows him in the room
except by loss of breath
greeted as unwelcome guest
his stinking scent is death
noses wrinkled in disgust
when sensed this gust of wind
all souls beneath his sickly scent
are far too quickly pinned.
inhaled...
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Categories:
rude, 5th grade, crazy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Your dirty mindThere was a young lady,
Called Mrs McCoy.
Who went to the shop
To pick up a new toy.
The chap at the counter
Lost all of his banter,
When in her handbag
It started to deploy.
I know what your thinking
And I've...
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Categories:
fun, rude,
Form: Limerick
THEY DARE
how dare they try to pawn off
their ugliness on me
cast to the winds
without a care
their dark assumptions
and vile opinions
hypocrites and villains
often in sheep’s clothing
I close the door on
all that’s pessimistic and gloomy
sarcastic and destructive
how...
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Categories:
bullying, confidence, rude, strength,
Form: Free verse
Strip Club On The Beach Frontstrip clubs on the beach front
have more than just one beach front...
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Categories:
rude,
Form: Rhyme
Inside Looking OutWhy are people always on the inside looking out
Her hair's a mess oh no she's fat no bothering to doubt
They giggle at the stores whenever you pass by
And they also whisper it could beget one...
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Categories:
people, rude,
Form: Rhyme
The utterance
Tread softly
lest the silence
trembles
Ripple a storm
tranquil spirit
stumbles
07-September-2020...
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Categories:
rude, social,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Rude Poems
Definition | What is Rude in Poetry?
Poems Related to Rude
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