Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

It’s not for lack of intelligence My inhibitor is on the fritz A frontal lobe phenomena I’m prone to gaffes and fits My amygdalae are loaded A hair trigger set to snap Sometimes words escape me Like rats outsmarting a...Read the rest...

The Lies you tell me and then tell yourself the way you act as a victim in your own web of hell and if I call out your horse- , you will blame and throw a...Read the rest...

The con man wears a greasy, porcelain grin trumpets like a swan but the soul of a raven. From paper mâché pulpit. he'll surely sling thrice tainted blood drops passed off as gems. His compliments are marbled with...Read the rest...

Timmy developed bad hay-fever He saw the doctor for some tabs No medication seem to work for him He tried everything the pharmacy had Another problem soon arose For all and sundry to see Each time Timmy sneezed He would...Read the rest...

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene would love to rip out your spleen if Trump’s not the center of your world. Her radical convictions she has loudly unfurled. That she’s antisemitic is true and, it seems, white supremacist too. She...Read the rest...

“Great eagerness in the pursuit of wealth, pleasure, or honor, cannot exist without sin.” Desiderius Erasmus it’s flesh versus flesh in the pursuit of life, great kingdoms have been built on rivers of blood, history knows the fate of...Read the rest...

You're wilting Shrinking Silent On this bed you made For me Beside me Moving your hands Across my body Like it's green Inhaling bad love Through your pillow Hoping I'll let you Up for air But I did it So I can't And I don't care...Read the rest...

I've picked too many flowers and I've stolen my fair share of leaves. Pocket every daisy, tulip. All for the sake of me. Peel every flower, gently with ease. Hold them forever, but it...Read the rest...

The whole world demeanor wild and chaotic, From one creature to another, Rivals, a definition of our hearts, Dirty competition, our goal. Plutocracy, a depiction of our societies. Oh God! Where is your universe heading to? If we all be such...Read the rest...

Written By: D. Collins 5/20/24 1,200 for 30,000 is pretty simple math. Annihilate the residents, then take their land. No one brings bulldozers to the front line. Unless that which is taken soon becomes mine. The word that comes...Read the rest...

Grandma Moses was delivered by pterodactyl today We saw her arrive, and we grandkids all yelled hooray Thought you were extinct! We yelled up at the bird. Don’t be rude, said the pterodactyl. So he had the last...Read the rest...

I know a hag who begs for loot She is wheelchair bound like me too Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot. I ask her to stop, do I seem rude? The staff tell her to stop this...Read the rest...

There was a time, I used to look at her, In a different kind, We used to meet At the same place and at the same time. I know you were mine, When I saw you the first time, And...Read the rest...

Sorry sir but I decline Any of your pick up lines I am here to just relax Your obnoxious to the max Pushing all your charms on me Why can't you just let me be Your company I do not want Or...Read the rest...

When we were children, we played games Often scary... Running, and hiding, ...Read the rest...