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Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

Rude Poems. Below are examples of poems about rudeness. This list of rude poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of rude poetry. This list of works about rude is an excellent resource for examples on how to write rude poems.

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List of Rude Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Family Jewels John Michaels Limerick funny, humor, rude,
Working from home David Horne Blank verse home, humorous, rude, work,
Premium Member Poem Stand Up Or Squat Jack Ellison Limerick rude,
If You Could Bottle it, it Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick John Michaels Limerick funny, humorous, passion, rude,
Spoken Words Colette Dright Narrative rude, feelings, hurt, language, meaningful,
African maid in the middle east richard nnoli Epic rude, abuse, africa, care, dedication,
Premium Member Poem BEWARE Line Gauthier Free verse abuse, grief, internet, rude,
It Reads Like A Rap Nick Trim Rhyme rude, hip hop, humorous, nonsense,
Catfucious 2 Jean Bush Senryu rude, betrayal, cat, humor, pets,
Premium Member Poem Cauliflower Makes Me Poo Nina Parmenter Rhyme rude, food, fun, funny, giggle,

Vroom Men Hood
by matthew harris
Some dude from
     vinyl city revs engine
     of his dirt bike to the max
   ...

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Enclosed Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, 10th grade, 12th grade,

Spite
by MAHTAB BANGALEE
Spite- fuel of squabble 
                    ...

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Monoku | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, conflict, confusion, how i

sassy
by Vinnie conforti
even though i'm sassy,
I still act classy....

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Couplet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, self, social,

Within My Quasi Immediate Environs number 1
by matthew harris
An unexpected burst of energy
helped fashion a second poem he
ving up from deep within the key
per of Matthew Scott's ideas - nee
i.e. unexpectedly manifesting que
cull...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, 10th grade, 11th grade,

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FORGIVENESS
by Line Gauthier


forgiveness
so much easier to give
when one asks for it



posted on September 16, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, abuse, appreciation, forgiveness, hurt,

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SHE COULDN'T
by Line Gauthier


she couldn't
be bothered
to feign interest



posted on September 13, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, woman,

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HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW
by Vickie Thayer
I Swallowed,

My Bitterness,

Down With Pride, 

If I Said,

"It Tasted Great,"

I Would Have Lied, 

Hate Got Stuck,

In My Throat,

Next,

To Regrets,

I Drank Last Night, 

None Of These...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: anger, change, pride, rude,

Regression
by eric ploscik
In a fetal position
On the side of the road
Eyes are bloodied
Tears refuse to pour forth
Hear the cars speed by
No one stops to pay you mind
Their...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: anger, atheist, depression, rude,

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KNOWS IT ALL
by Line Gauthier


annoying
empty headed
yet vain
underhanded
and disrespectful
he sure knows
how to
make me mad
simply
utterly
plain stupid
just dumb as a post
he gets under my skin 
and
infuriates me



Submitted on September 7, 2018, for...

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Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, anger, anxiety, conflict, grief,

Antics Of A Buzzfeed Ding Housefly
by matthew harris
Antics Of A Buzzfeed Ding Housefly...

Non random, but (based on my very
     far out, flimsy laughably 
    ...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, 12th grade, 8th grade,

Adult Education
by David Willey
Schools back after summer, hip hip hooray
See my favourite teachers back
Now that’s definitely made my day
Miss, you’re absolutely amazing
The only one I’ve ever had
I can’t...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: education, rude, sexy, teacher,

I Tried To Buy You Flowers
by George Stanworth
I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, funny, funny love, giggle,

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SoulQueen Questions
by Gerald Dillenbeck
Are your customers
your students,
your patients and clients,
your constituents,
cash cows
and potentially bullish runaway viral markets?
Or cherished neighbors
and healthy allies?
Asked the newly retired Queen of Soul.

Are your...

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Political Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude, caregiving, culture, health, integrity,

Stupid fool
by David Willey
Swept along in blind panic
In to your tunnel of love
I know of no light at the end of your tunnel
Just the endearing pleasure of your...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: feelings, meaningful, rude,

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Being With A Non Listening Talker
by Caren Krutsinger
Talking. Talking. Talking. At first it is fun, maybe even entertaining.
You are not sure exactly sure when it turns, but it does.
Suddenly the monopolizer’s ramblings...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude,

Mattress
by David Willey
Can I be your mattress
On your lovely bed
I come in varying sizes
From single To Californian King
With a choice of different fillings
For you to take your...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, humor, rude, sexy,

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UNTIL
by Line Gauthier


until i met you
i never realized how many
things bothered me so



posted on August 27, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: conflict, perspective, relationship, rude,

Tennis anyone
by David Willey
Starting with the toss up
I’ve made an unforced error
I’ve only gone and followed through
Squeezed the jissom out the old fella
New balls (and pants) please –...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humorous, rude, sexy, silly,

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HIS STARE
by Line Gauthier


his stare
sending chills
up my spine



posted on August 20, 2018...

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Senryu | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: angst, anxiety, rude, scary,

Bowling the maiden over
by David Willey
Cricket is a game of love
Full of puns and innuendo
As a lass I’d love to bowl you over
By having you a maiden over
A couple of...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humor, humorous, rude, sexy,