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Rude Poems | Examples of Rude Poetry

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Premium Member a bird in the hand
falling on deaf ears can’t get a word in edgewise ...Read More
Categories: rude, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,
Form: Senryu

Premium Member perennial thorn
He embraces her~ whispering love but his...Read More
Categories: love hurts, rude,
Form: Free verse
Insulting rhyme pt3
Roses are red violets are blue Your souls I don't want But my things you stole From me and my son. I don't get them back Than I'm gonna continue destroying your soul. Nothing of mine will never be yours Just...Read More
Categories: rude,
Form: Free verse
Pet Rocks And More
Pet Rocks And More (rocks don’t snore) Pet rocks must be kept refrigerated Wrapped in aluminum foil for protection Visitors mistake them for dinner rolls Butter them up at midnight in the dark Return them because they are too hard Pet...Read More
Categories: appreciation, friend, pets, rude,
Form: Free verse
It was such a tiny misdemeanour In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner We wouldn't get caught Or that's what I thought ’till she squealed like a drunken hyena...Read More
Categories: humor, passion, rude,
Form: Limerick

You've asked a favor; you ignorant man Your favor for what you won't do Your asking me more each day and definatly not to woo So why have you gone this way You simpleton hark of prey When serving yourself this...Read More
Categories: rude, angst, character, conflict, grief,
Form: Quatrain
Had A Very Tiny Hose
Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very tiny hose but if you gentle rub it suddenly the small thing grows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and sometimes boast all of the other reindeer...Read More
Categories: christmas, parody, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Cancel my subscription to laughter these tropical blue waves of beauty have broken coral castles by my shore i wish i could smile while you eat me and my heart upon the surf of flotsam and jetsam yea while i...Read More
Categories: angst, anxiety, forgiveness, rude,
Form: Free verse
Disturbution 2
Wet a glance as the nocturne faded. Deeply rooted was the clause of all men's fears and queries. Nonetheless stagnant to the terms of the ever growing woe-field at dusk. Nevermore would the twelfth...Read More
Categories: extended metaphor, rude, solitude,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member small fart
no one knows him in the room except by loss of breath greeted as unwelcome guest his stinking scent is death noses wrinkled in disgust when sensed this gust of wind all souls beneath his sickly scent are far too quickly pinned. inhaled...Read More
Categories: rude, 5th grade, crazy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Your dirty mind
There was a young lady, Called Mrs McCoy. Who went to the shop To pick up a new toy. The chap at the counter Lost all of his banter, When in her handbag It started to deploy. I know what your thinking And I've...Read More
Categories: fun, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member THEY DARE
how dare they try to pawn off their ugliness on me cast to the winds without a care their dark assumptions and vile opinions hypocrites and villains often in sheep’s clothing I close the door on all that’s pessimistic and gloomy sarcastic and destructive how...Read More
Categories: bullying, confidence, rude, strength,
Form: Free verse
Strip Club On The Beach Front
strip clubs on the beach front have more than just one beach front...Read More
Categories: rude,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Inside Looking Out
Why are people always on the inside looking out Her hair's a mess oh no she's fat no bothering to doubt They giggle at the stores whenever you pass by And they also whisper it could beget one...Read More
Categories: people, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The utterance
Tread softly lest the silence trembles Ripple a storm tranquil spirit stumbles 07-September-2020...Read More
Categories: rude, social,
Form: Rhyme

Specific Types of Rude Poems

Definition | What is Rude in Poetry?