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60 miles from Cherokee
...I took my bike on Amtrak, got off at Charlottesville. Climbed up to the Blue Ridge parkway, the first of many a hill. I met a Canadian Carpenter as I got closer to N.C. He was cycling alone; his w......
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Mark Springer
Categories:
wisecrack,
autumn, endurance, loss, mountains,
Form:
Lyric
Back Track
...Near my house in the back, bit lost on a sidetrack, along the grassy track. Turned a bit to backtrack, closer is the right tack, near my house in the back. Yet things went out of whack, mo......
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Hilo Poet
Categories:
wisecrack,
allusion, analogy, fate, growing
Form:
Villanelle
Best Sports Poems Ii
...These are the best sports poems by Michael R. Burch, Part II The Locker by Michael R. Burch All the dull hollow clamor has died and what was contained, removed, reproved adulation or senti......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
wisecrack,
baseball, basketball, boxing day ,
Form:
Rhyme
Mister Sunshine
...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......
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Michael Kalavik
Categories:
wisecrack,
allegory, sunshine,
Form:
Lyric
Good Old School Days
...Asked to write a poem about Ancient Greece and Rome The witty student said he would but he really didn't know 'em Not one to be outdone the wily prof shot back ~ Plus a five-page paper ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
wisecrack,
humorous, school, student, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
No Poetry
...Oh where could one sweet person go Who craves a phrase to ebb and flow Or meanings' depths as oceans know How could it be, oh could it be ... A world beref......
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Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
wisecrack,
appreciation, philosophy, poems, poetess,
Form:
Rhyme
Eyes Wide Open
...Knick Knack Paddy Whack Can’t take back a wisecrack If you wanna be a crackerjack Earn a greenback from blackjack Gotta buyback your backpack Need to blister pack your flapjacks Evident ebbin......
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Franci Hoffman
Categories:
wisecrack,
confusion, humor, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Ode To 'Crack'
...The crack of dawn The crack of the bat... A crack in the pavement Fall through the cracks... Crack cocaine A crack fighter pilot... A clever wisecrack That cracked me up... Cr......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
wisecrack,
language, word play,
Form:
I do not know?
Bbq Outback
...Based on my consulting this year’s almanac June 30th being the best possible day for a BBQ out back I sent out invitations to everyone, I didn’t hold back There was the lumberjack, the nymph......
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Line Gauthier
Categories:
wisecrack,
celebration, friendship, fun, games,
Form:
Monorhyme
Hrc and You and Me
...HRC and You and Me Bill retired and did ride off into the dust Return again we always knew he must With Hillary wo happened to be trusty Even though great shape not very busty. Many experien......
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James Horn
Categories:
wisecrack,
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
White House Possibly In the Future
...White House Possibly in the Future When my wife had looked at her clock She was in a complete state of shock Seemed like the usual same old song I again had been sleeping all day long. After......
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James Horn
Categories:
wisecrack,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Couplet
When Will Anyone Ever Learn
...When Will Anyone Ever Learn Have learned while going out on a limb; We may become suspicious of her or him, Wondering what next they soon may say; Separate sand boxes when sexes play. Mind m......
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James Horn
Categories:
wisecrack,
analogy, sad,
Form:
Couplet
Watched All of My Belongings
...Watched All of My Belongings Some say of liberalism sure was to smack Which is what I had said in my wisecrack There were also other people who said They think I should have dropped dead. La......
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James Horn
Categories:
wisecrack,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Who Should Be Used
...who should be used sin seems to be like some sediment ending up becoming an impediment in life that will try to hold you back when you were making a wisecrack it could be cunning cutting rem......
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James Horn
Categories:
wisecrack,
animal, passion, philosophy,
Form:
Couplet
No Hackers Allowed!!!
...These last few years I have witnessed many changes in my being, Some were expected but others I had no way of foreseeing. If someone would have said I’d be writing poetry a few years back, I pro......
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Ronald Bingham
Categories:
wisecrack,
computer-internetpoetry,
Form:
Couplet
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