Cut The Cheese Poems - Poems about Cut The Cheese

...Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother When someone asked who had cut the cheese The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother For they were outing each other,......

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...Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother When someone asked who had cut the cheese The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother For they were outing each other,......

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...On my honor I will do my best To be real quiet, and not a pest I’ll smear some butter on a crispy roll And let you dip it in my soup bowl. I won’t dress up seeking flattery Unless I win the fr......

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...We are the days that we’ve become. moments dripping gifted from the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings, given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s fightings. Our lives wrapped up i......

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...Little Jack Marty He was a smarty Sitting in his second grade online class He developed an urge to pass some gas When it came out of Little Marty’s shell It had that pumping smell Hearing......

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...Oh Jeeze! He wants a poem about cheese, This guy is hard to please, I hope he likes what he sees. I don't know about you, But many people like Bleu, Wait! Take a step back, You say it's got ......

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...What are they doing? I cautiously asked. The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close. Frenzied children were throwing each other on the ground, d......

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...She was such a prim and proper wife. When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please because she did not like to use a knife. But sometimes she would sneeze. She could not h......

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...Got GAS--- Flatulence Got me sum delicate tummy Ate too MUCH late at night After eight-thirty for Pete’s sake---- Guess I should not have ate That cabbage and raw egg cinnamon-shake NOW MY......

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...With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals," "Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?" He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal Impressed with how she CUT THE CHEESE SILENT BUT DEADLY, were her cats ......

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...it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided the chance to roll the dice my birthday cake was ready so was the famous spaghetti when all of a sudden someone let out a fart a......

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... Mama always said, before you cut the cheese, open the windows first, would you please Or step outside into a stiff breeze Flatulently speaking, cutting the cheese is an art form If done co......

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...When nature calls away from home you need to find a public throne a place that's clean to spread your cheeks one that flushes without plumbing leaks not at an outhouse or a remote ......

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...Cutting Cheese There once was a bureaucrat Whose body made sounds where he sat It would be underhanded Were he reprimanded Without a complete list of stats So his supervisor kept up a log Of each t......

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...A short dissertation on a natural phenomenon That takes place many times every day Sometimes at the most inopportune moments Like in a theatre at a Shakespearian play If the emission has a really pu......

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