Who Farted
it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided
the chance to roll the dice
my birthday cake was ready
so was the famous spaghetti
when all of a sudden someone let out a fart
an embarrassing moment in time
we all looked around yet no one admitted it
once again intoxicated by the fumes
couldn't they have waited and do it in the bathroom
squeeze your cheeks in
a good place to begin
but instead they cut wind
I couldn't even hold my breath to count to the number ten
thoughtfully we all sang happy birthday to me
amidst the tragic event that somebody cut the cheese
I just couldn't help myself it knocked me to my knees
my uncle opened a window
even the birds themselves flew away
what a pause to relieve
on such a calm & peaceful day
© 2 minutes ago, chevyvent humor • spiritual • society • friendship
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