Best Cut The Cheese Poems

feline for hire
mouse at it again
cutting the cheese...

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She was such a prim and proper wife.

When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please

because she did not like to use a knife.

But sometimes she would sneeze.

She could not help it then; she'd cut the cheese!

At such time, we'd be holding...

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Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother
When someone asked who had cut the cheese
The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother
For they were outing each other, with a bit of ease

Who cut the cheese? Asked the magistrate again.
They...

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