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Best Cut The Cheese Poems

Below are the all-time best Cut The Cheese poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cut the cheese poems written by PoetrySoup members


Everyone Poops
When nature calls away from home
you need to find a public throne
a place that's clean to spread your cheeks
one that flushes without plumbing leaks
not at...

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Categories: cut the cheese, angst, conflict, funny, humorous,



Who Cut The Cheese
feline for hire
mouse at it again
cutting the cheese...

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Categories: cut the cheese, animals, funny, imagination, pets,

Cutting the Cheese
Mama always said,
before you cut the cheese,
open the windows first, would you please
Or step outside into a stiff breeze
Flatulently speaking,
cutting the cheese is an art...

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Categories: cut the cheese, funny, humor, parody, people,

Bubble Bath
Sittin' in the bath tub,
it's just me and you;
Talkin' about the day we had,
that's what we like to do

"BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP!"
bubbles ripple through the air;
"Sorry...

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Categories: cut the cheese, funny,

Cutting Cheese
Cutting Cheese

There once was a bureaucrat
Whose body made sounds where he sat
It would be underhanded
Were he reprimanded
Without a complete list of stats

So his supervisor kept...

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Categories: cut the cheese, social, stress, work,

Premium Member Cheese? Keys?
When asked why I can’t find my keys,
I snicker, and then I say please…..
I have a clapper
and I’m very dapper,
just don’t ask me to please...

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Categories: cut the cheese, funny

Premium Member A Short Dissertation On Flatulance
A short dissertation on a natural phenomenon
That takes place many times every day
Sometimes at the most inopportune moments
Like in a theatre at a Shakespearian play

If...

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Categories: cut the cheese, funny,

Mother-in-Law Swap
To all you married men out there 
Who hate your mother-in-law 
Let me ease your pain a bit 
For mine's the worst of all 

She...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the cheese, funnyme, me,

Cutting the Cheese
It was time for our annual cookout
That's when my wife asked me please
"If you get the time and you don't mind,
Could I ask you to...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the cheese, funnytime, wife, me, time,

Who Farted


it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided
 the chance to roll the dice
 my birthday cake was ready
 so was...

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Categories: cut the cheese, america, baby, beautiful,

Premium Member Around The Old Grill
With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals,"
"Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?"
He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal
Impressed with how she...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the cheese, humorous, wind, write,

Man's Best Friend
Let me tell you a story
About man's best friend, the dog
It's wrapped in a world of mystery
And maybe a gas-like fog

You see I'm a dog...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the cheese, funnydog, dog,

FUNNY
WHO CUT THE CHEESE
I CAN SEE YOUR PANTS SHAKE
BY YOUR KNEE

WHO DID IT AND RAN
COME ON NOW THAT IS
NOT COOL MAN

WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT
CHECK...

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Categories: cut the cheese, funny

Premium Member Got GAS--- Flatulence
Got GAS--- Flatulence


Got me sum delicate tummy
Ate too MUCH late at night
After eight-thirty  for Pete’s sake----
Guess I should not have ate
That cabbage and raw...

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Categories: cut the cheese, analogy, betrayal, conflict, imagery,

Cheese
Oh Jeeze!
He wants a poem about cheese,
This guy is hard to please,
I hope he likes what he sees.

I don't know about you,
But many people like...

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Categories: cut the cheese, food,

Premium Member When Louise Cut the Cheese
She was such a prim and proper wife.

When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please

because she did not like to use...

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Categories: cut the cheese, humor,

Premium Member The Mighty Mighty Cheese Festival
What are they doing? I cautiously asked.
The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close.  
Frenzied children were throwing each other...

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Categories: cut the cheese, 3rd grade, 4th grade,